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Thoughts On Your Global Thoughts

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Global traveller Renée Kraiem brings back worldly wisdom from Monday’s undergraduate forum “Your Global Thoughts?” where a seriously star-studded panel of faculty members from The Committee on Global Thought sat around with a handful of students, ate pizza, and talked about global crises. If you need some reassurance that life exists outside your Morningside bubble […]

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From the Issue: Eve to Adam

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 1 Comments

Be on the lookout for the February issue of The Blue & White, coming to campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will again honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a visit to the Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory, an investigation into Columbia’s animal testing […]

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In Defense Of: Multiple Choice

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 11 Comments

Not sure which section of your midterm to start with? Just remember: recognition is easier than recall. Free response evader Alexandra Svokos expounds on the beauties of fill-in-the-bubble. Stop lying, you secretly loved the SATs. Page after page of delicious bubbles, yearning to be filled in. Like SEAL Team 6 at a bar, all of […]

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SGA: Expect The Unexpected

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Unexpected correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on last night’s SGA meeting. Rep Council spent a significant portion of their meeting last night off the record, but came up for air now and again for a few moments of breaking-news decisions—this correspondent has a feeling it was just to keep her on her toes. The meeting began […]

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Student Affairs Cares! It Really, Really Cares!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 9 Comments

Walk into Lerner today to be greeted by a smiling CSA Student Affairs representative toting an artfully arranged tray of !free! cookies. The wrappers display CSA success stories and fun facts, so you can feel good while you eat. Come get cookies on silver wooden platters and have Kev$ho smile at you!

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Majors Don’t Matter In The Real World Anyway

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 14 Comments

Hello sophomores! As CSA has so generously informed you this morning, it’s time to declare your major! In case you haven’t heard, online declaration has already begun, but never fear–you have until 5 pm on Friday March 9th to ponder and panic and update your pros-and-cons list. If you’re ready and sure, though, click here to […]

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Bwoglines: Progression/Regression Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Progression: That kid on your subway car at 2 am wasn’t trying to raise enough money for a Four Loko–a Penn State junior is paying his way through college tap-dancing on the subway. (NYT) Regression: This is what happens when you rob from the Girl Scouts: or, how to get punched in the face by […]

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PrezBo And DSpar Comment On Obamanard Reactions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 176 Comments

Since the news broke Saturday morning that President Obama will be Barnard’s Commencement speaker, Bwog has been more or less blowin’ up with commenters’ reactions. Today, the folks over at the New York Times labelled the chaos “sibling rivalry,” and asked Columbia administrators and students what they make of it. PrezBo bit—quoteth the NYT: Lee […]

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Housingmaster: Division Decisions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 12 Comments

We’ll answer your esoteric housing questions. Send them to housing@bwog.com or leave ’em in the comments. Q: The Housing website says, “If your group does not select a suite in Suite Selection, your group may opt to stay together and select rooms in General Selection with the same appointment time, or your group may opt to break apart and select […]

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Mozzerodent’s Image Takes a Hit

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 8 Comments

If you give a squirrel some pizza… he’ll continue stealing slices until he makes his way into NYMag. At least, that’s what our latest animal celebrity has done, appearing on this week’s Approval Matrix squarely within the both “Despicable” and “Lowbrow” quadrant. We recognize that the path to fame and stardom is paved with danger, […]

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Cooking With Bwog

Overseen: Cooking With Bwog?

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 5 Comments

These paper creations attempt to portray the hunger that millions of people around the world feel, the Human-Food Disconnect, and the art of creation in the kitchen. Or, they’re just awesome.

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Be The Change You Wish To See On Low

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 6 Comments

At first Bwog thought this might be a one dollar coin for PrezBo. Or maybe the medal of distinction Obama will be getting at Barnard? It turns out, you receive this piece of bling for being a kick-ass reporter. Can Bwog have it?

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Until Next Year, Columbia

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bwog out

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Overseen: Historical Revisionism On The Columbia Facebook Page

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food trays
more fun? funner?
old people using facebook
sledding
war on fun
we were awake at 7:06am because we were at the airport
we will be doing this next semester we just need to come across a replacement for food trays

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Bwog’s Resolutions For The New Year

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2016
can't live in the present always looking to the future
champagne bwoggers
champagne papi
fuck "cuffing season"
hotline bling of course
new year
new year's resolutions
soul cycle
tryna start a lifestyle brand

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Bwog In Bed: New Level Edition

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"reaching new heights"
asap ferg
bwog in bed
drinking wine from a mason jar in butler
drinking wine on the havemeyer roof
future
new level
pretending to work
sry if you're still at school and have to travel on xmas eve
tryna level up this winter vacation
we're home but we still have to finish our final paper

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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

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'please change your behavior' what a kind way of telling everyone to stop fucking up the planet
actual wisdom
but if cinderblock architecture is suboptimal what kind of architecture is superoptimal?
don't stay up all night to study folks. you never know when it might make you miss your exam
you can give up any food if necessary? give us some of your willpower

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Bwog Poetry

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Analyze this poetry at your own risk
bwog poetry
I remember learning poetry in 6th grade and my teacher was kind of creepy about it
Still don't understand meter
These titles are accurate af

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

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'twisting the fabric of spacetime' whut
Bwog hasn't seen Star Wars yet because WE'RE STILL TAKING EXAMS
Mazel Tov to Albert Einstein
warm Christmas is as gross as warm lettuce
we feel equally happy and nauseated by our own holiday shopping
WebMD has told us that we have a rare heart condition and will die within several hours

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

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'mama ... just killed my prof ... put a gun up to his head ... pulled the trigger now he's dead ...'
'sends shivers down my spine ... mind is aching all the time ...'
bwog in bed
for a 'creative break' plan how you'd murder your prof if you failed his final. don't follow through though
tbh bohemian rhapsody could very easily be about finals
the main character in bohemian rhapsody is not a great role model but damn does he sing well

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