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More Safe Storefronts in Morningside

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 5 Comments

Public Safety has informed us that several new stores in the Morningside Heights area have been added as Safe Havens. As you may know, Safe Havens are essentially places to run when you feel like you are in trouble—this means the business owners have agreed to provide shelter and safety to students in danger while […]

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Lightness of Loads: Columbia University

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 18 Comments

Our faithful friends at Red Bull have created a “Strength of Schedule” contest to find the Columbia student with the busiest schedule. But since we at Bwog know that all Columbians are truly just slackers at heart, we invite you to participate in our version: the Lightness of Load competition. Do YOU think you have […]

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Sign Of The Times

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 2 Comments

We have to admit, we thought the following sign was a lark—until we located its very real course listing: To its credit, said course listing (“IGNORANCE: What we don’t know. Seniors only; must have completed CORE science requirements.”) does pose a bevy of uncertainties. For one, shouldn’t this information be part of the midterm?

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Googlying: The New Coning?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 11 Comments

After yesterday’s discovery of Brogan’s new security system, a tipster revealed that this is a spreading epidemic, as evidenced here on College Walk. Be on the lookout for more appearances as Bwog will continue to investigate this symbol of the American Dream. Beware: the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg are ever watchful, especially while you’re […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 1/26

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 0 Comments

Make a feast for the Chinese New Year, Superbowl, and Valentine’s Day (sorry to bring it up…) at the Greenmarket, set up every Thursday and Sunday from 114th-116-th on Broadway. Look out for these highlights. Xin Nián Kuài Lè! Check out the info table from 12-1 for an interactive and delivious Chinese hot pot cooking demo […]

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Bwoglines: Hitting the Fan Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 8 Comments

The Columbia Republicans are considering bringing Minuteman founder Jim Gilchrist back to campus to promote free speech. We can’t help but wonder if they learned nothing from last time he was here. Well, it has been a while since we had a nationally-covered protest in this city… (Spec) Oh wait except for that whole Occupy Wall […]

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JJ’s Smoothies Are A Mouthful

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 6 Comments

Thinking of hitting JJ’s tonight? Bwog’s Head Beverage Inspector Bijan Samareh warns you of the social dangers of late-night smoothie-savoring. JJ’s Place has its merits. First and foremost, it’s the only campus dining location where you can witness the Dionysian abandon of that vegan on your floor who only eats hummus and celery and air drunkenly […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 1 Comments

Classes just started, assignments can wait, and midterms merely hover in the distance like a deathly faraway land. Helping you eschew menial amounts of reading that you weren’t going to do anyway is 2012’s first installment of Where Art Thou, a collection of fantastic arts events both on and off campus. If you would like to see […]

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2016 Posts Regrettable Things on Facebook, Again

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 53 Comments

Last semester, after Early Decision results went out, we checked in on the Class of 2016’s Facebook page. We expected to be, uh, entertained; we were not disappointed. So last week, when Regular Decision stats were announced, we thought maybe that the 2016 Facebook’s page had had time to ferment. Again, we expected something to chuckle at. Indeed, […]

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Columbia Makes Large-Scale Additions To Campus Surveillance

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 8 Comments

Just moments ago, a tipster divulged that Public Safety has taken covert and highly controversial new surveillance measures. Implanted on the heavily-trafficked inner doors to what our tipster reveals is called “Brogan” (Broadway/Hogan), this new security system monitors all potentially dangerously displays of bro-ing out. These include, but are not limited to, smuggling 30-racks of […]

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Boringside Heights: Consumerism Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 10 Comments

The holiday season has hit your wallet hard, and now the bills are coming in. Think you can cut down on your spending? Not with everything Morningside Heights has to offer…

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Being An Alum Has Benefits…

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 11 Comments

However, immunity from gratuitous administrator emails is not one of them. Want a sneak peak at your future inbox? Want to see if you’ll be among the select few special enough to be used by Deantini to brag about the College? Oh, and Dean, it’s “Roar, Lion, Roar!”

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Announcement: Increased Hamilton Hours!

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announcement
but we can hope
finals season
hamilton be staying up late
hamilton hall
more study space doesn't necessarily mean more studying
reading week

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Bwoglines: Missing The Point Edition

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bwoglines
honestly upset about the little mermaid
if she's blonde we're all blonde
let us upgrade ya
literally nazis are agreeing with trump do we see a problem so far
that's just too confusing though
typing this on a chrome rn internet explorer users get with it
upgrade yoself
vlady what are ya doing

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Dark Night Of The Soul

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also u could take that toilet paper home to your suite
alternative carman bed use: pong table
butt cracks
dark night
dark night vs. dark knight
it could be so much darker if it were mf COLD
sleeping in carman hallway doesn't sound that bad tbh
the poor maintenence people honestly who dumps toilet paper in the toilet
we want to find a free shot glass
why is fungus growing on the wall

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Saturday Playlist: Christmas Pregame

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bwog thot squad
carly rae jepsen
jingle bells was written in our hometown
literally carly rae's album was so good.....
NO BUBLE
thot xmas
Wait literally how did Bieber get Busta Rhymes on a Christmas track...
we only go to mel's when we're especially wasted
we threw a christmas party called "NOT AN UGLY SWEATER PARTY"

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Intermediately Eating, Praying, And Loving

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don't forget wien schapiro and harmony!
eat pray love
editor-and-chief
fuck the freshman fifteen
lol at Netflix and Spliff
nussbaum broadway mcbain oh my!
sophomore slump
the sophomore slump is real
what the fuck is Bumble anyway
when you sleep with a professor though
You're Grown Now

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Arts Bucket List: Your Newest Distraction

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art at an ivy
ArtsBucket
books
butler gets artsy
is this real?
read our XMAS! review on Monday
rembrandt
studying is important but so is loving yourself
wait we have rembrandt paintings on campus?
weekend culture
what better way to love yourself than through art
what is XMAS!

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Bwoglines: High Stakes Edition

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capitalism literally rules the world
from whence doest this idiom come
fuck Donald Trump
fun figures of speech
high stakes
hope for high-heel lovers
raising prices of drugs is messed up
Shakespeare or nah
stakes are high
this guy went to baruch college
we should also welcome refugees into our country
where does this idiom come from
worrying about the future

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Draw A Circle, That’s Your Story: Mat Johnson Talks Structure

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lecturehop
mr asshole critic at the times sounds like somebody we want to fight
sadly bwog did not get a photo of the sad beanie man (he was erased too quickly) but he lives on in our hearts
that astronaut image is weirdly reminiscent of series 6 doctor who are we right @ nerds readin this
we can honestly just made anything nerdy

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