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Bucket List: Human Rights, Cell Phones, and Oscar Nominees

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2012 2 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. Our recommendations for this week are below and the full list is after the jump. Recommended “Opium Trade in Afghanistan: Human Rights, Security and Public Health” […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2012 0 Comments

Nothing (and we mean nothing) would make us happier than to have YOU in attendance at the second Bwog meeting of the year. So come! 7 pm in the Lerner SGO. Whether you want to write something, want us to write something, want to learn more about Bwog, or just want to spend some quality […]

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Abandon Sip

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2012 9 Comments

SIP was The Rocky Horror Picture Show of Columbia watering holes: It wasn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but those who sipped were crazy about it. That’s why last night, when a few Bwoggers were looking to have a drink somewhere that wasn’t 1020 or The Heights, they were shocked to find that the café was […]

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Overheard: Flora as Fauna

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2012 6 Comments

Sunday brunch conversation in John Jay deliberately blurs distinctions and crosses boundaries we take for granted. Girl: Cantaloupe? Isn’t that an animal? Antelope via Wikimedia Commons.

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LectureHop: Less Than Kind, More Than Lipkin

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2012 8 Comments

Last Friday at noon, our Diva of Diseases Briana Last bopped over to the John Jay Lounge to listen to Dr. Ian Lipkin, a scientifically and cinematographic-ally relevant person, talk about epidemics. The aphorism, “There’s no such thing as a free lunch,” rang all too true last Friday, when the cost of eating room temperature pasta was […]

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In Pursuit of the Hangover Bagel

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2012 6 Comments

Another stumbly Sunday “morning” at Columbia University! Now, what carbtastic breakfast can make the pounding, hallucinatory headache go away while simultaneously reaffirming your identity as a legit New York transplant? A bagel. Good luck securing that legendary panacea, however. We were confronted at every turn by two of the worst things in the world: other […]

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Bwoglines: “The Greatest Thing Since…” Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2012 1 Comments

CANNED BEER: check out this history of the official container of real college’s official drink. (The Daily) VINTAGE CHAMPAGNE AND SKYLINE VIEWS: Bwog knows it’s never too early to start thinking about Valentine’s Day plans (or to start repressing these same thoughts), so why not a private dinner and rooftop pool swim at the Peninsula […]

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Roar Lion(s?) Roar: A Bwog Investigation

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 11 Comments

Since the very beginning of his (interim) tenure, Deantini has closed his charming emails to the Columbia College student body with an egregious perversion of our fair fight song’s title. Though the Band may disagree, the title and refrain of our fight song is “Roar, Lion, Roar.” Deantini, however, has continued to sign correspondence with […]

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Pupdate: Get Out the Vote Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 14 Comments

Today, while doing important reporter-y things and combing reputable news sources for the next big scoop, Bwog received an unexpected call to arms. Mattingly, the lovable boxer who came to relieve stress on campus during finals, needs our help! He and his person are competing for a chance to walk in New Yorkie Runway, a charitable event that raises […]

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They’re On To Us

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 6 Comments

Even though Google spilled the beans about their privacy policy, can we really trust the multibillion dollar corporation to have no skeletons in their closet? Don’t you find it a bit strange that just as they made their announcement, campus surveillance was bumped up a several notches? Also, could this coincidence explain the eerily timely announcement […]

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Overheard: No, Not That One

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 19 Comments

A girl reading The Aeneid on the subway is approached by a random older man. Guy: What are you reading? Girl: The Aeneid. Guy: Oh, I remember reading that. I liked the Iliad better. Girl: Me too. I can’t wait to finish this so I can read the Metamorphoses. Guy: Oh man, I love Kafka. Girl: Yeah, […]

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Lost: Burberry Scarf

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 0 Comments

Last seen at Il Cibreo on January 19 around 1am. It’s beige cashmere with unique colors which complete the original burberry pattern. If you took it by accident please contact aln2133@columbia.edu. If you took it because you like it, not cool.

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Bwog In Bed: New Level Edition

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"reaching new heights"
asap ferg
bwog in bed
drinking wine from a mason jar in butler
drinking wine on the havemeyer roof
future
new level
pretending to work
sry if you're still at school and have to travel on xmas eve
tryna level up this winter vacation
we're home but we still have to finish our final paper

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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

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'please change your behavior' what a kind way of telling everyone to stop fucking up the planet
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but if cinderblock architecture is suboptimal what kind of architecture is superoptimal?
don't stay up all night to study folks. you never know when it might make you miss your exam
you can give up any food if necessary? give us some of your willpower

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Bwog Poetry

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Analyze this poetry at your own risk
bwog poetry
I remember learning poetry in 6th grade and my teacher was kind of creepy about it
Still don't understand meter
These titles are accurate af

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

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'twisting the fabric of spacetime' whut
Bwog hasn't seen Star Wars yet because WE'RE STILL TAKING EXAMS
Mazel Tov to Albert Einstein
warm Christmas is as gross as warm lettuce
we feel equally happy and nauseated by our own holiday shopping
WebMD has told us that we have a rare heart condition and will die within several hours

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

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'mama ... just killed my prof ... put a gun up to his head ... pulled the trigger now he's dead ...'
'sends shivers down my spine ... mind is aching all the time ...'
bwog in bed
for a 'creative break' plan how you'd murder your prof if you failed his final. don't follow through though
tbh bohemian rhapsody could very easily be about finals
the main character in bohemian rhapsody is not a great role model but damn does he sing well

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

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'didn't study for my monday final'
does anyone really study for their monday finals or is that a myth?
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if columbia had a group hug it would be nice but somewhat creepy
if you didn't nearly die of overheating during orgo night you're apparently doing something wrong
on the other hand if barnard had a group hug it would just be gay
we hate the people who are already home for break but we also wish we could be them

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

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'i feed a colony of feral cats' we aspire to get on this level
actual wisdom
bwog isn't getting a head in anthropology and we're not sure how we feel about that
oral sex vs cheese truly is a soul crushing diabolical dilemma - that's why we ask the question
we're definitely still wondering what r.e.m.'s lyrics mean don't worry

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Shit Our Notes Say

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at least if we fail then like the red-winged blackbirds we can marry rich
exam panic
notes from bwog meetings would probably look something like this
we'd love to get pushed off to sea - far far away from our finals
what's the point of taking notes if you don't add some funny doodles and comments every once in a while?

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