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Some Liquor for Your Troubles

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 6 Comments

All of those hours you slaved and slaved away in the dim glow of your computer screen writing pages and pages of literary analysis have finally paid off! Well, if you got an A, at least. But we know you’re all super smart. From now until close, the Village Pourhouse is offering a free “Scholar’s […]

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How to Actually Respond to an Air Raid Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 118 Comments

Update: The anonymous artist is Kyle Hom, SEAS ’14. Snaps, Kyle! A rather crafty tipster submitted this piece of lovely Photoshop GIMP art today. It’s just the latest in a range of t-shirts, mugs, and cufflinks (we don’t get it either) inspired by a British Ministry of Information poster from the Second World War. Originally […]

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Klein Denied Diversion To Treatment

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 12 Comments

Adam Klein—the last of the students arrested in Operation Ivy League to begin pretrial proceedings—was denied diversion to treatment in a Manhattan courtroom today, reports Bloomberg. Had he been granted diversion and completed the program successfully, Klein could have avoided a felony charge on his criminal record. “Obviously we’re disappointed,” Klein’s attorney, Alan Abramson, told […]

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THE PUPPIES ARE COMING!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 58 Comments

SUNDAY 1-4 pm FURNALD AND JOHN JAY LOUNGES Featuring Delta Society therapy dogs, Stressbusters back rubs, Columbia Art of Living Yoga, crafts, hot chocolate with marshmallows, and smiling people Presented by The Puppy Coalition and the Student Wellness Project Sponsored by Community Development and Res Programs Pups courtesy of Static416’s flickr (it was a toss-up […]

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A House is Not a Habitat Unless It’s Edible

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 1 Comments

Update: A tipster sent in the gingerbread replica of Low Library now pictured at right. We commend the effort and wonder how PrezBo will like his new sugary habitat. The seasonal studybreaks are proliferating! Head over to the 1st floor Broadway Lounge for gingerbread house building. The organizers, Habitat for Humanity, are making bold claims […]

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Peyton Bell Is “Out of ICU and Doing Well”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 4 Comments

Peyton Bell, CC ’13, who was struck by a car on Broadway last Sunday, has been released from the Columbia Presbyterian Neurological ICU (Internal Care Unit). Becky Bell, his mother, gave the following statement: Peyton is still in the hospital and is out of ICU and doing well. We are hopeful for a full recovery, […]

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Overseen: Stop Pushing Butler’s Buttons, You Guys

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 12 Comments

You’ve seen it before, and you’ll see it again: an elusive group of Columbians start to go a liiiiittle bit crazy during finals season. At this point, we’re pretty sure everyone’s just trying to comply with tradition. In any case, it makes for some quality overseens. The latest chapter, for your procrastinating pleasure:

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CCSC: Council Members No Longer Have to Attend Council Meetings

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 34 Comments

It’s a long one! Our Satow Room Bureau Chief/Muckraking philosopher queen Sarah Ngu has lots to say about Sunday’s CCSC meeting. The Decision At the majority of student council meetings, a remarkable amount of time is spent discussing unimportant details. Recognizing the state of “complacency” in CCSC, President Aki Terasaki made the executive decision (read: it was […]

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Free Food and Knowledge This Week in Furnald

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 3 Comments

Update, 12:33 pm: The event is well underway. There are indeed milk and cookies, but the atmosphere is less than convivial and certainly not conducive to munching. Fifty first-years huddle around a teacher, who said to the silent, scribbling students, “Okay, now construct a thesis to go along with these points.” Bwog knows how this sounds—but […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Study Days are Upon Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 2 Comments

Every day until the end of finals, join Bwog in bed as we survey our mountain of undone laundry and regret yesterday’s late night snack decision. Remember always: tips@bwog.com Bwogline: Student opposition to financial recruiting on campus is having tangible effects on Ivy League schools. Goldman Sachs has canceled info sessions, possibly due to disturbances by […]

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HARDCORE: PART I

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2011 44 Comments

On September 19th, 2010, Pat Blute and Zak Dychtwald debuted BwogWeather. For one sweet semester, you knew to dress seasonally. We even heard BwogWeather used as a pickup line at 1020. To those of you who asked 1. “I can haz bwogweather again pweas?” and 2. “Anyway, where is BwogWeather?,” with a special shoutout to this fool, the […]

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Close out the Semester with The Blue & White

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2011 0 Comments

Friends, we invite you to join us on this final day of classes in the crypt of St. Paul’s Chapel at 9 pm for the last meeting of The Blue & White of the semester. We will announce the new staff for next year, give updates on the December issue, and look to the future. […]

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#TBT To When The Barnard Bears Played Against Riker’s Island Prisoners

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#tbt
barnard bears played honorably with brains and hearts as only the best of bears could
bonding through basketball
the real question is: how many students actually went to riker's island to watch that game?
what were the stands like? was there cheering? was there even ... school spirit for a sports team?

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A Bucket List For All The Time You Won’t Spend On Homework This Weekend

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"quadcopters will be provided"
bucket list
free food is happening this weekend and lots of it
if you usually don't get out much this is the weekend to get out
if you usually get out too much this is still the weekend to get out
it takes skill intelligence and constant vigilance to track free food on campus
the bwog free food tracking algorithm has been developed over long years

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Bwoglines: Tragedies Of Humanity Edition

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bwoglines
get your shit together columbia
get your shit together republican presidential candidates
get your shit together universe
get your shit together weather
nothing like the discovery of billion-year-old stars to give you an existential crisis on a thursday morning
when will it be winter in nyc? when will it finally be coat and scarf season? bwog demands answers

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This (Autumn) Too Shall Pass

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autumn
leaf
leaf city
Lost quotes
melancholy poems
St. Paul's is actually the best
still salty about Lost's ending
the kids will never leave our campus
we love quotes here at bwog

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PSA: Hide Yo’ Kids, Hide Yo’ Wives, Hide Yo Insert Illicit Substance Here

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'cause they searchin' everybody up in here
#freegetzler
Bwog paralegal services
hide yo bongs
hide yo dabs
hide yo weed
housing policies are whack yo
people who live off campus are probably laughing at this
psa

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GSSC Allocates Money For A New Projector (And Other Stuff)

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$400 an hour
Elizabeth Heyman
families probably get swanky apartments
Group Adjudication
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hopefully it's open to more than just gs students
imagine a family living in a carman suite lol
it was probably milvets tbh
New Projector
Sweater Party
this sweater party sounds great
we have family policies?

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Bwoglines: Theatrics Edition

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actual cannibal shia labeouf
bwoglines
do you know how much HamDel we could buy with $170.4 million?
just thinking of all that HamDel
remember: no Russian
Russia never does bad things right?
sometimes it seems like Shia LaBeouf isn't even a real person
Ted Cruz doesn't understand economics
they mentioned Hilary more than God this time but we don't know if that's necessarily a good thing

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Midnight Breakfast Will Still Fulfill All Your Late-Night Desires

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a friend of bwog once pronounced it BEE-wog
barnard
damn why isn't this tonight
food
get off tinder and come eat some carbs
ig sub was scary we got there late ://
mcac
midnight breakfast
pancakes
psa
small rodents not invited to MB
sorry
unless you are ratatouille
we hungry here at BEE-wog?
we hungry here at bwog

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