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JJ’s Smoothies Are A Mouthful

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 6 Comments

Thinking of hitting JJ’s tonight? Bwog’s Head Beverage Inspector Bijan Samareh warns you of the social dangers of late-night smoothie-savoring. JJ’s Place has its merits. First and foremost, it’s the only campus dining location where you can witness the Dionysian abandon of that vegan on your floor who only eats hummus and celery and air drunkenly […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 1 Comments

Classes just started, assignments can wait, and midterms merely hover in the distance like a deathly faraway land. Helping you eschew menial amounts of reading that you weren’t going to do anyway is 2012’s first installment of Where Art Thou, a collection of fantastic arts events both on and off campus. If you would like to see […]

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2016 Posts Regrettable Things on Facebook, Again

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 53 Comments

Last semester, after Early Decision results went out, we checked in on the Class of 2016’s Facebook page. We expected to be, uh, entertained; we were not disappointed. So last week, when Regular Decision stats were announced, we thought maybe that the 2016 Facebook’s page had had time to ferment. Again, we expected something to chuckle at. Indeed, […]

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Columbia Makes Large-Scale Additions To Campus Surveillance

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 8 Comments

Just moments ago, a tipster divulged that Public Safety has taken covert and highly controversial new surveillance measures. Implanted on the heavily-trafficked inner doors to what our tipster reveals is called “Brogan” (Broadway/Hogan), this new security system monitors all potentially dangerously displays of bro-ing out. These include, but are not limited to, smuggling 30-racks of […]

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Boringside Heights: Consumerism Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 10 Comments

The holiday season has hit your wallet hard, and now the bills are coming in. Think you can cut down on your spending? Not with everything Morningside Heights has to offer…

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Being An Alum Has Benefits…

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 11 Comments

However, immunity from gratuitous administrator emails is not one of them. Want a sneak peak at your future inbox? Want to see if you’ll be among the select few special enough to be used by Deantini to brag about the College? Oh, and Dean, it’s “Roar, Lion, Roar!”

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Bwoglines: Conflict and Contention Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 0 Comments

Last night the POTUS took some time out of his day of slaying pirates to give the SOTU. Quick on the rebuttal were Republican candidates Rick Santorum and Gov. Buddy Roemer, who jumped on the live-tweeting bandwagon. (Reuters, Twitter) Getting into his own debates was Columbia’s own adjunct professor Ian Bremmer, who challenged Harvard’s Associate […]

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How Many Obama Drinking Games Can You Think Of?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 15 Comments

Hopefully, all of us politically minded, globally conscious students are aware of the 2012 State of the Union Address tonight. Rather than live-streaming it alone in your room, why not watch with some of the most politically conscious members on campus? The CU Dems, CU College Republicans, CPU, and the Roosevelt Institute invite you to a […]

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ESC: New E-Board Member, Old Issues Discussed, and CCSC Remade

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 4 Comments

Sean Zimmermann reports from the first ESC meeting of the semester. The council began the evening by holding elections for VP Communications. The election was well-contested, especially considering it was held mid-year. The winner, Jim Huang, spoke about his experience on ABC and how his experience developing websites could help in council outreach. He beat […]

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Modernist Installation in Ferris; Speculation Abounds

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 19 Comments

Bwog has yet to obtain a definitive interpretation of the regularly occurring exhibit above the Ferris trash compartments. Observers cite an almost daily recurrence of the piece, with gradual increase throughout the day, reaching a peak around lunchtime. Many see it as a representation of freshman struggles: the never-ending mountain of stress and woe that […]

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SGA: Meets, Greets and Eats

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog’s correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on the first SGA meeting of the semester. The Rep Council reunited last night at 8:10 to discover that a significant proportion of the group had either grown or cut their bangs. Then, the group got down to business. Turns out that SGA is redecorating—and I’m not talking about the bangs. […]

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Bwoglines: Don’t Lose Your Head Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 4 Comments

Remember when puppies came to Columbia? So does Bwog. Some of Columbia’s more unorthodox study break tactics—including the biannual Primal Scream and therapy dogs bringing furry comfort—were chronicled in a spot on various schools’ stress relief methods. (NYT) In more somber news, be careful with the late-night antics when there’s a 13-minute wait at the […]

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Senior Wisdom: Juno McCallum

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bartenders are the best
fuck the bureaucracy
get ready for some good stuff to come
hamilton is BEYOND overrated
hamilton is EXTREMELY overrated
hamilton is overrated
hamilton was one of our greatest founding fathers tho
senior wisdoms
to quote Die Antwoord "fuck the system we make our own rules"
we may not "get" the Philolexian society but we respect it
we went to Burke the other day so we're getting close to visiting all the libraries

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From The Issue: Behind Bar

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'misogynistic Russians'
1020 is so problematic
Has anyone seen the owner?
old man dive bar Sunday through Tuesday; undergrad scene Thursday through Saturday
the blue and white
We love our Cool Mom
Wednesday remains disputed territory
Yea only an undergrad would be at 1020 after 1:30
Your 1020 suspicions confirmed

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It’s Fucking Hot

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at least the first years get a case study for frosci
bwog has been listening to dixie chicks all day
fucking Hot
global warming
hats and scarves becoming moth-eaten and dusty
the blizzard that never was
the only time we're jealous of our midwestern friends and their blizzards
this blasted heat
winter coats languishing in closets

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Barnard Administration Issues Statement On Orgo Night

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209 is better than the quad anyways
breaking
orgo night will be lit
the quad is a safe space I guess
the war on fun is a dish best served cold apparently
why does barnard hate fun

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Alternative Names To Make Your Reading Week Marginally Better

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alcohol is love alcohol is life
how can the university actually call it reading week this year?
psh reading week
vyvanse wednesday true
we wonder what a tuesday on the rocks would taste like
why finals

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1-800-ORGONIGHT/MIDNIGHTBREAKFAST

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drake
free food
free stuff
isn't the orgo exam not even tomorrow wtf?
midnight breakfast
midnight breakfast sounding like our prom theme
orgo night
overused image macros so true

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Bwog In Bed: Hump Day Edition

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bwog in bed
COWS
don't mess with the Cattle of Helios kids
don't panic
Get pumped for Orgo Night binches
Hamilton supported a central bank and so should you
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was a great book
not a great movie though
this is how you do review for LitHum and Bwog at the same time

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Semester In Review

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*insert typical Britt Chem reference*
ask yourselves: What Would Svokos Do?
britt courtney joseph
hello new board!
jake yaniv
just wait for Jake's Senior Wisdom
mason maddie
may the new year bring prosperity upon the new board
nik james
sayonara old board
semester in review
this semester was lame as hell to be honest
who's ready for a year of "shit-stirring"

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