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If You Give Stressed Zombies Cookies…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 4 Comments

…they might actually smile! And then probably glare at you for ruining their diets. But we digress. IN ANY CASE, if you’re craving some study break nomz, look no further than the Culinary Society’s last study break of the semester. They’ll be serving up holiday cookies like they’re going out of style, with reinvented classics […]

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Achieve Eternal Glory—Audition for the Varsity Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 6 Comments

For the 118th time in Columbia’s illustrious history, the Varsity Show is holding auditions for singers, dancers, actors, and generally talented students to participate in (you guessed it), the Varsity Show! This oldest of Columbia performing arts traditions has featured many famous alums in its day, including Rodgers and Hammerstein and more recently, Jenny Slate (the […]

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Analyzing Campus Zeitgeist for Improved Content Creation

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 5 Comments

The clock is ticking. With every passing day, you tread ever closer to that most wicked of days: your final thesis/seminar paper deadline. And while Bwog certainly hopes that you’ve been loading your paper up with plenty of primary sources, we’ve gotta come clean on this one—we’ll only really care about your thesis if it’s […]

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SGA: Guest of a Guest

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 3 Comments

Bwog’s A-list correspondent Renée Kraiem tells you what went down at SGA’s final meeting of the semester. Last night’s SGA meeting, the last of 2011, began with a joyful round of Secret Santas and Channukah Harriets. The evening’s first guest complemented the inclusive theme of the evening. She was Pamela Phayme, Barnard’s Director of Diversity […]

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Literally “Hundreds” of Free Muffins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 1 Comments

According to a tipster, there are “HUNDREDS of FREE MUFFINS in the lobby of Dodge.” Though the blueberry is only “mediocre,” what the muffins lack in flavor the “impressive display” makes up. Update, 2:27 pm: The muffins are all gone. “Literally just crumbs,” we’re told.

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Overseen: First World Complaints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Bwog’s ever-seasonably dressed Victoria Wills chanced upon this bit of weather-related angst in Hamilton 413.

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ESC: Behind Bacchanal’s Blues

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Sean Zimmermann emerged from his home in Mudd to bring us this report of the final ESC meeting for the semester. ESC opened with a presentation by Columbia College Senator Kenny Durell, who spoke on the recent Bacchanal Inquiry. Durell explained that UEM and Commencement, during a meeting in late March, determined that there would […]

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All Night Long

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 7 Comments

The Butler gods have spoken. Starting next Tuesday, this hallowed building’s fifth and sixth floors will be open 24/7, thereby inviting 170 more students to join their sleepless comrades on Milstein floors two, three, and four. But remember friends, this is a trial run, so if you really want more 24-hour space in Butler, you’ve […]

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Bwoglines: Animal Planet Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 0 Comments

Ivy League schools are under fire for animal abuse in their laboratories. Try to treat the subject of your next dissection with a little more kindness, k? (SFGate) Working Muppets of All Countries, Unite! (Slate) Thanks to some mice, we’re one step closer to developing a vaccine against the Ebola virus. NYPD officers are in hot […]

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Pizza and Perfect Children

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 9 Comments

If you find bioethics and genetic engineering intriguing, then don’t miss Scientists and Engineers for a Better Society’s discussion and film screening tonight. Starting at 6:30 pm and until 7:45 pm, Director of Special Programs in Bioethics at Columbia University Professor John Loike will give a presentation and facilitate a bioethics scenario game. From 7:45 pm […]

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A Side of Breadstick

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 5 Comments

So as to continue this wonderful recent trend in overheard/seen pleasantries, now a gossip gem from the Harvest issue of the Blue and White: One recent Saturday night, a drunken blond gentleman tried to order Koronet* pizza with his jeans pooled around his feet and his eerily transparent boxers on full display. When the cashier […]

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Go Jump in This Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 4 Comments

It’s crunch time:

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SGA: Sisters Who Snack

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artsy fartsy
can I hear ya say DIANA
Can you stand the seven sisters? YA DUH
females snacking on Magnolia
I'll take kale after dark next time
meal plans ya know
sister sister never knew how much I missed ya
Social media millennial
sorry took down the fish on my door RA....
student art in mah dorm makin it look swag
the points are the shit
Women's college unite!

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Night In The Life: Ben & Viv

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2spoopy2live2creppy2die
ben and viv
ccsc
deantini
night in the life
we only get emails from 3 people: our mom ben and viv :/
younger gen of bwog explaining memes to older bwoggers is a joy

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Midterms Playlist: Turtleneck Tuesday

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"end me"
commiserating
downing margs at the heights
midterms
midterms playlist
new grimes album soon thahnk u
playlist
suffocating ourselves with our turtlenecks
TINASHE FOR BACCHANAL PLEASE
u can find us at jj's or butler or the heights
we don't support drug use haahhaa ha aaha aHAAA

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Bwoglines: (Hopefully) Edible Edition

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(bwog is very vegan-friendly we promise)
bwoglines
food
nails are a good source of protein at least
new food trend: cannibalism?
oh canada
peanut butter cups on everything 2k16
vegetarians beware
we wanna be ffs though
we're just jealous
who'd rather smoke a pack than eat a kielbasa... oh those damn vegans

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Field Notes: Our Shared State Of Confusion Edition

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"I AM BWOG"
"it was just a man bun"
absinthe
also an EC guard gave us skittles upon noticing us drop an entire sandwich on the floor
barnard parents' weekend
field notes
floor bonding activities: lame or not? discuss
getting broken by midterms
group halloween costume idea: different columbia dining halls
hewitt: hotspot on campus
permissive parents
pigeon man lives on in our hearts at least
relatable
strange subway encounters that make you reevaluate why you go to the outer boroughs

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Spotted: “The Weeknd” On Campus

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just wanna marry abel tbh
sad boy aesthetic
spotted
the weeknd
we heard St. A's might be able to help abel out
we're being facetious we know it's not actually the weeknd
your man on college walk he doin promo

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Overheard: MILF-Hunters In Ferris

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eavesdropping is almost always a mistake
ferris booth
just guys being dudes what's better than this
milf-hunters is a great name for a band... or is it
oh idk some silence might be a nice alternative
overheard
overheards
scarred for life on the ferris balcony
shout out to daniel sloss
why is ferris a moral cesspool at times

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CCSC Discusses CAS, CSA, Toilet Paper

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"I have no idea."
(un)adorably clueless
advisors
application
CAS
ccsc
csa
sandwich ambassadors
triple ply toilet paper coming to a bathroom near you
updates
we officially nominate sir mike for security guard of the month followed by the guard who bought skittles for us when we were hungry

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