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Here’s Looking At You, Kids

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2011 4 Comments

Registration is open, the freshpeople are settling in, and the sun is sort of shining. Convocation’s cancellation means the lawns are more luscious than ever, so go loll about while you can. Here’s to another splendid and occasionally trying year. We missed you very much!

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Waking Up With Bwog #5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2011 3 Comments

Peel yourself out of bed and go ‘splorin. Classes start soon, so before you get lazy, make this Apple your oyster. Some weekend suggestions: Hell’s Kitchen Flea Market, the annual unicycle festival, Brazilian Day, The Central Park butterfly garden, Upright Citizens Brigade, eating. Structure a full day around finding the best pickle, pizza or bagel. Pick […]

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Party Buses Aren’t Just for Prom

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 10 Comments

Remember when you were a senior in high school (just last June for you freshpeople!), and you and your friends panicked over who would ride in your limo/stretch Hummer/party bus to prom? Well, Columbia has a new party bus for ya, and the fine people of Public Safety are offering it FREE OF CHARGE (no […]

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BREAKING: Professor James Valentini is the New Interim Dean of CC

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 33 Comments

Update, 8:15: Dean James Valentini’s wife is Teodolinda Barolini, chair of the Planning and Policy Committee, the new arm of Arts and Sciences created to help navigate “budgetary challenges.” Remember in Dirks’ December 2010 letter introducing PPC, he blamed burdensome financial aid costs incurred by the College. We supposed that this could be related to […]

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Classes to Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: The List

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 22 Comments

We asked and you answered. Below, read the list, compiled from all of your comments, of classes to take before you graduate. The classes are separated by department, then professor, with a separate section for Global Core. Bolded classes are being offered this semester. Today was the first day of registration for freshmen, but registration […]

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Don’t Lose Your Cool

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 13 Comments

Our Ultimatums correspondent Dylan Lonergan spotted this gem on Hogan Broadway 11. Bwog condemns the thief. Fridge-stealing is really below the belt.

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Let’s Talk About Consensual Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 6 Comments

Consent is still sexy at the NSOP HQ. We’ve heard from freshpersons about the classic Class Act and the first Lit Hum class, and now we’re getting down to the saucy stuff. Bijan Samareh, CC’15 consented to report: Attention all first years! If you missed yesterday’s Consent 101 and Branching Out With Health Services seminars, […]

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Register or Die!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 2 Comments

All of a sudden freshpeople everywhere are all in a tizzy, elbowing each other out of the way to get to public computers. It’s the first day they can register for classes. “I started checking half an hour before [my appointment time] and just kept hitting refresh,” said one ’15er. Here are some handy resources […]

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Moodygate in the NYT: Making the Headlines, Missing the Point

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

As many tipsters have pointed out, Columbia was on the front page of the New York Times site (in print on A16) this morning. The second Times article about the recent resignations of Dean Moody-Adams and Provost Steele says things you probably already know: that faculty are dissatisfied, and that it had nothing to do […]

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Go Get Green

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

By the sounding of the Conch, we summon you to the Green Sale in the John Jay lobby. At the annual Give and Go Green event, people donate their lightly used fridges and ethernet cords, and now you can buy them for a fraction of their Target prices. We call dibs on that blue chair. The […]

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Waking Up With Bwog #4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 5 Comments

Mornin’ freshpeople! We heard you were on an island last night! How the kids branched out before: NSOP renting out iconic New York places has been a tradition. Last year, 2014 was on a boat, 2013 danced in the zoo, and 2012 bonded in Victorian Gardens. But maybe dear ol’ 2011 had it best when […]

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Not As Bad As McLovin, But Still

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 10 Comments

We’ve seen you “going out” at night, freshpeople. Don’t worry, we were all awkward like you at some point: handing a bouncer some poorly-made fake and praying you remembered your zip code. The Bwog staff empathizes with you as we share some stories and nuggets of information about the one thing in your wallet you […]

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#TBT: This Day In History, Off The Columbia Campus

Caroline Montgomery 2

#tbt
35% beef is gross
Disney rox
many things happened today
probably wont eat Taco Bell anymore
We'll be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz
what will happen in history today
who has even seen cats?

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Bwoglines: Girl (Squirrel) Power Edition

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bow down bitches
Cash rules everything around me
giant marshmallow man in NYC
Girl Scout cookies are good
poached eggs=good
queen bey
ready for Hilary 2016
rhino poachers=bad
rhinos are pretty
Some Barnard students clearly were picking their noses and still are (see twitterfeed)
what were you doing when you were eight? picking your nose?
where the wild things are
who runs the world? Squirrels
Who you gonna call

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So You Want To Be A Spy

Bwog Staff 3

a post deer to our hearts
conspiracy bwog
conspiracy theories
is the guy sitting next to you in butler a spy?
is your roommate a spy?
maybe benedict cumberbatch will play you in a movie someday
paranoia
snowden
spies
triple major
we love our top conspiracy theorist
wikileaks

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In Defense Of: Not Studying Abroad

Courtney Couillard 20

2 poor 2 travel
bwog gets sappy
In Defense Of
rory gilmore never studied abroad so neither will we
studying abroad in the spring means missing bacchanal just a reminder
studying abroad is for chumps
we heart new york like the t-shirt says
we were just too lazy to actually go through the application process
who would want to miss out on a whole semester of columbia school spirit and fun?

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What Television Show Could You Watch By Dropping A Class?

Bwog Staff 5

back of the envelope calculations
bwog actually doesn't watch that much tv
drunk math!!!!!!1!
lazy bwog
netflix is my boyfriend
netflix taste preferences reveal the truth
the extent of bwog's math ability
the snowstorm did nothing to help our motivation

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Live At Lerner: Chelsea Reject

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always accidentally typing "liver" instead of "live"
chelsea reject
come thru
free food
get cultured
live at lerner
thankful for a new schedule

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Bwoglines: After The Storm Edition

Bwog Staff 2

"bwog do you DRINK???"
*links to britney's toxic video*
bwoglines
drake got us through the snow day
GOTTA GET THE BREAD AND MILK
international got us through the snow day
snow day more like sludge day
take a shot for me
we made it yeah we made it

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Juno Got Us All Feelin’ Some Type Of Way

Bwog Staff 4

all people in the but plz stand up
can i get a yeeeet tho
extremely loud and incredibly close
extremely snowy and incredibly phallic
flashing lights
juno
money is the anthem of SUCCESS
no class... ZONE
prezbo
tag game vicious
teenage pregnancy?
the juno movie soundtrack is just made of songs that are "indie" and involve "whistling"
we are mature college students

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