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Achieve Eternal Glory—Audition for the Varsity Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 6 Comments

For the 118th time in Columbia’s illustrious history, the Varsity Show is holding auditions for singers, dancers, actors, and generally talented students to participate in (you guessed it), the Varsity Show! This oldest of Columbia performing arts traditions has featured many famous alums in its day, including Rodgers and Hammerstein and more recently, Jenny Slate (the […]

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Analyzing Campus Zeitgeist for Improved Content Creation

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 5 Comments

The clock is ticking. With every passing day, you tread ever closer to that most wicked of days: your final thesis/seminar paper deadline. And while Bwog certainly hopes that you’ve been loading your paper up with plenty of primary sources, we’ve gotta come clean on this one—we’ll only really care about your thesis if it’s […]

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SGA: Guest of a Guest

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 3 Comments

Bwog’s A-list correspondent Renée Kraiem tells you what went down at SGA’s final meeting of the semester. Last night’s SGA meeting, the last of 2011, began with a joyful round of Secret Santas and Channukah Harriets. The evening’s first guest complemented the inclusive theme of the evening. She was Pamela Phayme, Barnard’s Director of Diversity […]

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Literally “Hundreds” of Free Muffins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 1 Comments

According to a tipster, there are “HUNDREDS of FREE MUFFINS in the lobby of Dodge.” Though the blueberry is only “mediocre,” what the muffins lack in flavor the “impressive display” makes up. Update, 2:27 pm: The muffins are all gone. “Literally just crumbs,” we’re told.

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Overseen: First World Complaints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Bwog’s ever-seasonably dressed Victoria Wills chanced upon this bit of weather-related angst in Hamilton 413.

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ESC: Behind Bacchanal’s Blues

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Sean Zimmermann emerged from his home in Mudd to bring us this report of the final ESC meeting for the semester. ESC opened with a presentation by Columbia College Senator Kenny Durell, who spoke on the recent Bacchanal Inquiry. Durell explained that UEM and Commencement, during a meeting in late March, determined that there would […]

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All Night Long

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 7 Comments

The Butler gods have spoken. Starting next Tuesday, this hallowed building’s fifth and sixth floors will be open 24/7, thereby inviting 170 more students to join their sleepless comrades on Milstein floors two, three, and four. But remember friends, this is a trial run, so if you really want more 24-hour space in Butler, you’ve […]

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Bwoglines: Animal Planet Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 0 Comments

Ivy League schools are under fire for animal abuse in their laboratories. Try to treat the subject of your next dissection with a little more kindness, k? (SFGate) Working Muppets of All Countries, Unite! (Slate) Thanks to some mice, we’re one step closer to developing a vaccine against the Ebola virus. NYPD officers are in hot […]

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Pizza and Perfect Children

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 9 Comments

If you find bioethics and genetic engineering intriguing, then don’t miss Scientists and Engineers for a Better Society’s discussion and film screening tonight. Starting at 6:30 pm and until 7:45 pm, Director of Special Programs in Bioethics at Columbia University Professor John Loike will give a presentation and facilitate a bioethics scenario game. From 7:45 pm […]

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A Side of Breadstick

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 5 Comments

So as to continue this wonderful recent trend in overheard/seen pleasantries, now a gossip gem from the Harvest issue of the Blue and White: One recent Saturday night, a drunken blond gentleman tried to order Koronet* pizza with his jeans pooled around his feet and his eerily transparent boxers on full display. When the cashier […]

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Go Jump in This Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 4 Comments

It’s crunch time:

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Overheard: O’Doyle Rules!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 10 Comments

Once upon a time, when you were young and carefree, there was a comedian who made movies you thought were hilarious, or at least pretty funny. Now that guy is making movies in which he plays his own sibling that get a 4% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Needless to say, a whole generation is confused: Boy […]

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When Will Those Depressing-Ass Tarps Cover The Beautiful CU Lawns?

Emma Seely-Katz 1

#freethelawns
back of the envelope
lawns lawns LAWNS
or is it back-of-the-envelope
there have been so many lawn festivities this semester
we bet Harvard doesn't close their lawns
we bet Yale doesn't close their lawns
what beautiful grass we have wow so blessed

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Bwoglines: Happy Thoughts Edition

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bwoglines
can't afford a sad light lamp on amazon
culturally relevant
fuck keystone xl
obama
SAD is already kicking in and it's only november!!
save the earth
thank u aziz ansari
the 2016 election is EVERYTHING
we lowkey wanna hu with aziz

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CUE No Longer Open To Barnard Students

Bwog Staff 1

aint it funny
all you got is NSOP
barnard
breaking
cue
money money money
pre orientation vs the administration

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Why Does Lerner Want To Take Our Money?

Nadra Rahman 5

a cheery note to start your weekend: capitalism is evil and everything is corrupt
because clearly we don't pay this school enough already
conspiracy
lerner
more money more problems is a confirmed theory
remember kids always fight the power
that moment when you realize a dead founding father has taken over columbia
today we have truly exposed ourselves as alexander hamilton trash
would hamilton have wanted this for us? we're not sure

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Robby Mook Visits CU For Hillary

Mia Lindheimer 0

bwog applauds openly gay campaign managers
CU for hillary
hillary clinton
is it just us or is it kind of awkward that he's worked under both bernie and hillary
it seems as it even hillary's campaign feels the bern
lerner is so poppin with events it makes us feel bad for the other buildings
politics
what a precious smile

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From The Issue: Shifting Perspective

Bwog Staff 2

from the issue
prezbo
sexual health
shamus khan
shift
tfw prezbo pays for something productive
the blue and white
we always look for shamus at 1020

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Columbia’s Only Winning Team’s Invitational Tonight

Bwog Staff 1

bwog tries to understand sports
columbia fencing
come thru
fleeting success
repping that pantone 290 pride
sports
swordy pointy things
we're ACTUALLY WINNING SOMETHING YOU GUYS

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Bwoglines: Firsts And Milestones Edition

Bwog Staff 0

bwog wishes it could run for president via mixtape
bwog would drop the most fire presidential mixtape in the world
bwoglines
please listen to the carson ad we promise it'll make your day
turbo the goat is hashtag goals
we all know hamilton was the OG of political raps
who lives who dies who raps your story??
who's gonna let lin-manuel miranda know that his idea was stolen by a republican

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