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Bwog In Bed: Go Back to Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 10 Comments

You survived Lit Hum/CC and your next final is…well, at least a day away. Take a deep breath, give yourself a hug, and enjoy the break from finals by hopping in bed with us for a few minutes before crashing your head back into the deep recesses of your pillow. Remember, this isn’t a Tarantino film: […]

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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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LectureHop: ISIS After Paris

Megan Fillion 1

"there is no silver bullet"
degrade and destroy is a great term
drones are awesome regardless of their efficacy
ISIS in crisis
lecturehop
too bad Obama can't execute a successful plan against ISIS

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Keep Calm, It’s Only Public Transport

Betsy Ladyzhets 2

dogs in riverside...yes
gotta learn that 5th declension sometime right?
living where there's good public transport is fantastic after living without any
public transport is great but taking public transport sucks
some of us will be lying on the beach soon
who gets drunk on a tuesday? *Bwog slowly raises hand*

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Bwoglines: Moments Of Change Edition

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bwog only listens to IDM not EDM
bwoglines
Jeff Bezos is going all Kerbal Space Program up in here
reusable rockets sounds so cool
revolutionizing the world one rocket launch at a time
the pope is still hyped
vlad is mad

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What You Say During Thanksgiving Dinner Vs. What You Really Mean

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aunt madge smells like Breath Savers avoid
does tinder ever truly work out
high school friends turn into columbia strangers
just keep sippin and it'll all be ok
thanksgiving
thx i guess
we're not saying to LIE just... embellish?
what you say vs what you mean

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Cultural Superstitions, Round Two

Joanna Zhang 3

but mango is so goood.... *goes vegan for mango*
cultural superstitions
fish = boat??
it's like way too cold to jump into the water on NYE though
the traditional thanksgiving Whole Fish
today is tuesday......... :/

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Running Into People From Home During Break

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always think of what drake would want
bwog gives advice
bwog gives good advice yeah??
bwog looks forward to turkey
food: good
human interaction: bad
kind of?
mrs crabapple sounds like a thanksgiving dessert so don't be scared of her

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Turkey Day At Tom’s

Bwog Staff 1

gravy
if you have FLEX
imagine a Tom's milkshake for Thanksgiving
monks
seinfeld
Seinfeld was actually filmed in a studio in L.A. they just used Tom's facade
thanksgiving at a diner
the person writing this psa has never seen an episode of seinfeld
tom's
turkey
turkey day

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Bwoglines: We’re Ready To Get Outta The City Edition

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bwoglines
movin it like bernie
ready set DUMP THAT HIGH SCHOOL BF/GF/SO
tell me you watched eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and did not sob
thank u homeless man for saving us all tbh
trump = dump
we want turkey/tofurkey!

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