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Laptop Thefts Continue in Hartley

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 14 Comments

Some worrisome news: after the laptop theft in Theta yesterday, multiple tipsters report that two laptops, an iPad and several credit cards were stolen from Hartley 8, Suite A, earlier tonight. Soon after, a Hartley RA sent out an email to her residents confirming that three rooms were robbed. Another tipster spotted uniformed NYPD officers leaving a […]
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Currently Playing on Lerner: Art Hum in a Nutshell

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 7 Comments

Someone in Hogan is projecting this animated gif onto the side of Lerner right now, and it’s rightfully trippy. Bwog hopes this isn’t the last we see of creative* projector use! *yet tasteful Photos tipped by Lila Neiswanger
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From the Issue: Fro-Yo and Juliet

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 7 Comments

Keep your eyes open for the September issue of The Blue & White, coming soon to campus. Until then, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting highlights of the upcoming issue online. Among the treats to look forward to: a litany of bizarre and outdated freshman hazing rituals, a conversation with a luminary […]
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How Soon They Learn

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 18 Comments

Bwog really and truly received this email from a curious freshperson. Dear Bwog, I’m new here, CC ’15, and I was wondering whether it is normal that there is a stench in Butler’s 4th floor near the elevators so terrible it is as if the books themselves have died and now reek of rottingbook flesh. […]
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Top of Their Class: Facebook Heroes of 2015 — Nnamdi Nwaezeapu

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 10 Comments

Every war produces heroes, and this summer’s battle over delayed housing assignments that broke out on the Facebook page for the Class of 2015 is no exception. Bwog is profiling some the most famous and infamous personalities involved that social media shitstorm. In Top of Their Class, you can read about some of the people […]
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A Pyrrhic Discount

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 6 Comments

Rite Aid wants shoppers concerned about “wellness” to spend more money. Is it price discrimination or just a misunderstanding?
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Comment Contest: Dean Valentini Needs A Nickname

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 56 Comments

It’s official: Columbia College has a new Dean, James Valentini. What possibilities! We’ve got PrezBo, KevSho/Ke$ho, and DSpar, and now it’s time to name our dear new Dean. Leave your suggestions in the comments. The winner gets a Milano sandwich, a hug and eternal glory. Let the hazing begin…
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Theft in Theta

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 10 Comments

Last night, Bwog spotted a public safety officer guarding the door to Theta’s brownstone. We’ve learned from tipsters that an unidentified male walked into Theta yesterday, pretended to be friends with one of the girls, stole three four laptops, and left. Later that evening, Director of Residential Programs Stephanie Nixon sent an email to the […]
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Bwoglines: Expect the Unexpected Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 1 Comments

Unexpected acts: On Thursday night, NYU held a “mystery concert” (featuring Flying Lotus, Gang Gang Dance, and Light Asylum) which got rave reviews. At Columbia, we still have to plan our concerts months in advance. (NYULocal) Unexpected calendars: Forget firemen. Now you can check out hot New York City bus drivers and semi-famous Republican women. (NYDN, […]
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Columbia College Dean Valentini Says Hello

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2011 15 Comments

Newly installed Dean of Columbia College James Valentini just sent an email introducing himself to all Columbia students. After offering a short biography, Valentini writes that he has been heavily involved with the College ever since he came to Columbia, and strongly values both the Core Curriculum and need-based financial aid for College students. He […]
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Cooking with Bwog: Very Berry

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2011 6 Comments

On this week’s Cooking with Bwog, our resident fruit fanatic Matt Powell reveals some of the wonderful things you can do with berries. Strawberry Shortcake Makes 4 shortcakes Ingredients 1 C cake flour 2 tbsp. sugar ½ tbsp. baking powder A dash of salt 4 tbsp. butter 1 egg 1/6 C cream Turbinado sugar (or […]
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From the Issue: DIY Education

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2011 3 Comments

Keep your eyes open for the September issue of The Blue & White, coming soon to campus. Until then, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting highlights of the upcoming issue online. Among the treats to look forward to: a litany of bizarre and outdated freshman hazing rituals, a brief history of […]
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Field Notes: Spring Break Edition

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Bacchantae And Brown Bear Necessities Perform On Low Steps

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Bucket List: We’re Back!

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Housing Lottery Numbers Released

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Bwoglines: Don’t Mess With Texas Edition

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Barnard Professor Catharine Nepomnyashchy Has Passed Away

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Bwog Out Presents: Bwog Weather

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Michael Gordon Makes A Nice Satellite

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