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Overheard: They Just Don’t Get It

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 12 Comments

Earlier today, a fire alarm shattered the sacred silence of Butler library. As bleary-eyed ref room denizens shuffled out, a fireman’s words reminded us of the harsh reality. Fireman: (to students leaving the library) “It’s a Saturday! Why are you guys in there on a Saturday?” Burned. Safety via Wikimedia Commons

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Only at Columbia: I Would Like to Buy a Prefix

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 5 Comments

A pedantic Columbian couldn’t resist pointing out Il Cibreo’s EGREGIOUS spelling blunder. Yes, someone actually took the time to scrawl this correction on a post-it. We have a sneaking suspicion it’s a Bwog commenter… jk love you guys! We’re just as guilty.

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Big Brother or Concerned Mother?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 1 Comments

Dining Services can play the role of mother when needed. The question is whether or not the mother is a kind one that gives you unlimited fro-yo, or an overbearing one that tells you things you already know. A tipster too busy indulging in Chipotle to deal with lines at the Action Station sent us […]

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Blue Man Group

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 2 Comments

Perhaps he is there for structural balance? Or maybe he has been condemned to a life of holstering the statue’s weight for betraying his brother. Either way, since Bwog last passed by the sculpture, this strange little blue man has entered the postmodern circle of life. What’s going on here? Stay tuned for a review […]

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LectureHop: Just Zadie

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 7 Comments

Thursday night, Columbia was lucky enough to host one of the most well-spoken contemporary authors. Zadie Smith, famous for her acclaimed novel White Teeth, took the time to share some thoughts on the role of the writer in the modern age. Her manner was so warm and relaxed that Bwog’s Literary Correspondents Suchith Vasudevan and Victoria […]

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Bwoglines: Morose Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 0 Comments

After killing a Bronx native in Morningside Heights two months ago, Michael James was arrested while walking his pit bull. (DNA Info) A master of melancholy, Tim Burton will be designing a float for this year’s Macy’s Day Parade. (The Huffington Post) The Saudi Crown Prince Sultan bin Abdulaziz al-Saud died this morning of colon […]

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Last Night with LateNite, Fall Anthology 2011

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 25 Comments

Bwog’s comedy correspondent, and Saturday daily editor Bijan Samareh, got his first taste of Late Nite, late last night. He tells it from a freshperson’s perspective. You can see LateNite for yourself tonight and tomorrow at 11pm. When I hear the term “student-written plays,” I dread concept-heavy experimental pieces in which characters recite Shel Silverstein […]

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Obama Not the Only One Pulling Out

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 7 Comments

As you have undoubtedly heard by now, our Commander in Chief has announced the unilateral withdrawal of all American troops currently in Iraq. While the decision has topped headlines around the world, we have our own milestone to celebrate. Trojan researchers along with Sperling once again declared Columbia the sexually healthiest school in the nation […]

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Cooking with Bwog: Kitchenware Essentials

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 7 Comments

As much as we love our campus, there is nothing spectacular about the square footage on some of our dorm kitchens. Cooking with Bwog helps you make the most out of your cooking while still dining in style. For this week’s installment, blade master Matt Powell breaks down the chef’s tools of the trade. Basics […]

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Bunsenbwog: Saving Lives Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 3 Comments

When they’re not headbanging or falling for our anecdote baiting, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by infectious disease specialist Zach Kagan. Columbia anesthesiologist and Med school Professor Stephen Shafer took the stand Thursday in the trial of Dr. Conrad Murray, the personal physician […]

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Boringside Heights: (G)astronomical Proportions

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 0 Comments

McAC and Dining Services wants to thank you for helping them stomach the 712-foot sandwich that landed in front of Barnard earlier this week. To add to the momentous occasion, they have released a tally of the ingredients, almost all of which were consumed in a span of five minutes. Some of the ingredients (eggplant?) […]

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EC Residents Get (Un)Screwed

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 6 Comments

If you live in East Campus, you may have woken up to find an email from your RA about the recent elevator vandalism. As the email explains, damaged light fixtures, broken glass and tampered wiring have prompted the East Campus Residential Programs staff to seek compensatory action for damages. We share an excerpt of the […]

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Sounds Of CU: Diana Center

Emma Seely-Katz 1

breaking up via a passed note: the only thing better than breaking up over text
bwog does not give relationship advice but bwog will give music advice
playlist
sounds of cu
study at the diana and you'll feel cool even if it's not quiet enough to actually get work done
we here at bwog understand the struggle of paying $7 for literally anything at the diana

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GSSC Has Appointed Several New Council Members

Joe Milholland 0

do think at gs they ever study generals? just for the irony?
gssc
gssc is great at getting shit done
honestly all of gs is great at getting shit done
how general must a study be for it to be considered a general study

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Bwoglines: It’s Getting Spooky Out There Edition

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bern down for what
bwog is feeling the bern
bwog loves halloween
bwog loves halloween so much we're looking into custom prezbo costumes
bwoglines
halloween
halloween: the best time of year to determine whether or not your res hall really is haunted
how could you screen halloween not on halloween it just doesn't make sense

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CCSC & ESC Election Results Are In!

Mason Amelotte 1

breaking
ccsc
ccsc elections
class of 2018
class of 2019
esc
esc elections
get your shit together elections board
inclusion and equity representative
results
student council
we got 3 versions of the election results in our email

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More Unconventionality At Miller Theatre’s First Pop-Up

Amara Banks 0

"mimic the sound of air being blown into a paper cup"
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Bwog is that beholder
dynamic musical movement should definitely be a thing
free wine makes the world go round
hipsters and their music events
only in new york
we couldn't make this shit up

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Little Confidence In Big Talk From The President Of Mozambique

Bwog Staff 1

are one party systems really democratic?
he showed up late to his own event
raising literacy one person at a time
total (bill) clinton move
wlf
world leaders forum

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Get Your Flu Shots, Kids!

Bwog Staff 4

Columbia has the Core Barnard has required flu shots
Columbia should probs require flu shots too
free flu shots
stay healthy Columbia
trust Momma Bwog
we know what's best

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Live At Lerner: Wilder Maker

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"Everyday Crimes Against Objects of Desire"
free food is always worth it
get cultured
l@l
live at lerner
there IS such thing as a free lunch
they have the coolest album names
Wilder Maker comes to Columbia

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