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Columbia Five Offered Plea Bargain, Declined It

By Bwog Staff on Jun 21, 2011 10 Comments

According to Bloomberg, the ADA offered each of the students arrested in the December drug bust plea bargains, and each of the students turned them down. David rejected an offer of one year in prison, the other four rejected offers for five years probation. The defense attorneys sought to divert their cases to treatment, rather […]

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What do you use your toothbrush for when you’re fantasizing about your thesis?

By Bwog Staff on Jun 20, 2011 37 Comments

A self-procalimed “sorority princess” finds unorthodox benefits to her Sonicare. In Daily Intel’s latest installment of their Sex Diary series, “the sorority girl with breast implants,” who hails from our very own Morningside Heights, shares her salacious stories. We (along with numerous tipsters) have deduced from the quips about Health Services’ unavailability and monogamy as […]

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Arrivederci, Campo! Ciao, Il Cibreo!

By Bwog Staff on Jun 17, 2011 22 Comments

Update: We at Bwog have written something of a Campo eulogy, so pour out some crappy beer in honor of our dearly departed and remember what once was: When a new restaurant called Campo first arrived in our humble Morningside Heights, we called it the “New Pertutti” and complained its Italian food was mediocre. Soon, […]

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DSpar Joins the Ranks of Goldman Sachs

By Bwog Staff on Jun 16, 2011 24 Comments

Barnard’s first lady has just been elected to the Board of Directors of Goldman Sachs, where she will serve on the Audit, Risk, Compensation and Corporate Governance and Nominating committees. As you probably know, the financial firm, chaired by powerhouse Lloyd Blankfein, has a less than pristine reputation. Last year, the SEC went after Goldman […]

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How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

By Bwog Staff on Jun 16, 2011 13 Comments

Overseen in the inner-sanctum of Uris. The poster went up some time near the end of the semester. But we’re telling you now:

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Barnard Brings You Secure WiFi

By Bwog Staff on Jun 15, 2011 11 Comments

Citi, Tony Blair, and the Senate have all been hacked. Don’t let the women of Barnard be next! We already told you why it was important that you use encrypted WiFi, back when Columbia launched its secure network. Directions on how to log in to “Barnard Secure” are included in the e-mail to students below. […]

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Claude M. Steele Heads Out West

By Bwog Staff on Jun 13, 2011 29 Comments

Crazy news, good peoples: Claude M. Steele—University Provost and person whose name you’ve seen on emails so often you feel like you know him—has resigned. Stanford, former home to Steele for nearly two decades, offered him the position of Dean of the School of Education. Steele had only just arrived at Columbia from Stanford in 2009. […]

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Registration is Open

By Bwog Staff on Jun 13, 2011 16 Comments

A friendly reminder that you can register for fall classes for a week from today through June 24! Ideally, in mid-June not everyone is sitting at their computer desperately trying to get into Music Hum, so pounce on that place now. Are we having fun yet?

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From SEAS to Shining CE

By Bwog Staff on Jun 07, 2011 93 Comments

Earthshaking news, people: “SEAS” will no longer be called “SEAS.” Instead, as of Fall 2011, it will be “CE” for “Columbia Engineering.” Yes, gone are the days of probing your new NSOP buddy with the pleasingly assonant phrase, “CC or SEAS?” The Student Affairs Orientation page reads: The first newsletter to Columbia College (CC) and […]

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From the Issue: The Scintillating Death of Stanford White

By Bwog Staff on Jun 07, 2011 2 Comments

The summer issue of The Blue & White has introduced you to Brian Greene, an underworld on fire, and Westside ninjas. Now, in the final of three Bluenotes, our field notes from campus, senior editor Claire Sabel scandalizes us with the liebestod of one of the university’s architects. It’s material that genuinely earnest tour guides […]

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You Have This to Look Forward to in 30 Years

By Bwog Staff on Jun 07, 2011 9 Comments

The class of ’81 dined in style in the Ref Room Saturday night. Incidentally, Post-It notes debuted world-wide in 1981. They always seem to come up at reunions. Not a yellow zone tonight!

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Occasional Summer Bwoglines as of 06/06

By Bwog Staff on Jun 06, 2011 4 Comments

Bwog is languidly clearing our virtual newsdesk today, bringing you a selection of interesting and possibly relevant headlines from the past few weeks. We hope that these stories, tenuously connected to Columbia, will reflect a similar degree of detachment from the establishment in your minds. One of the undercover cops in Operation Ivy League was […]

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The Question Of Faculty Inclusion In The Sexual Respect Program

Eric Cohn 11

bwog offers a critique
questions for our administration
sexual assault
sexual harassment
Sexual Respect

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Here’s Your Quality Of Life Survey Drinking Game

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drinking with bwog
Hobbesian forces
printing
quality of life survey
Troubles with Columbia's wifi
You actually used the showers in McBain

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Nobody Asked Tats: DUFF Edition

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bwog's in cc rn
bwog's roommate did laundry for them once
don't pop your friends' pimples
duff is actually supposed to be a good movie we don't know what to make of this
if you have to ask it's probably you
if you want to lose all faith in humanity look up ugly fat in shutterstock
mortality its lack of morality
seriously what the fuck are health clubs
tbqh marx is the answer to misogyny we're quite confident of this
ugly slob
what's a good acne cream bwog's experiencing late-onset puberty

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Come Out To The Columbia Festival Of Winds

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columbia university wind ensemble
cuwe
festival of winds
it's for the children
schuman is not a typo
these are real composers i swear

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Bwoglines: Legally Dubious Edition

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bwog is a ring of international art thieves
bwoglines
can we please make devil's lettuce a thing
doesn't look like a hairdresser to me
I will also be defaulting on my student loans
yeah let's hold american citizens in a warehouse without their lawyers

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SHIFT, Rules of Conduct, And Alumni Relations Talked About At USenate Plenary

Joe Milholland 1

Alumni Relations
global
global centers
Not too few
not too many
Rules of Conduct Committee
Sexual Assault Policy
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Men’s Basketball Seeks Revenge In Final Home Weekend

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ball is life!!!!
basketball
green is not a mascot
paint the gym crimson with their blood
red is not a mascot either
seniors
sp0orts

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LectureHop: Justice Poetry

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activism
actual learning
bwog loves us a good lecture hop
learning for the sake of learning!
lecturehop
no justice no peace
poetic justice and u put it in a song ALRIGHT
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