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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Bwoglines: Anomalies In The Universe Edition

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add more saturated fat to your morning meal
bugs are the nastiest
bugs gettin' frisky
bwog goes deep...into space
bwoglines
got my eye on a spot on Kepler -186f
hillary clinton leading the charmed life
if the child's first word is "president" then will she do it?
might not be healthy but it sure is delicious
outer space adventures
when do you think we'll be able to visit?

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The Heights Is Back?

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but soft what light over samad's gourmet breaks?
can it be true?
fire cannot kill a dragon
just in time for easter
the great citibank fire of january 2014
the heights slouches towards bethlehem
what is dead can never die
why couldn't the fire have taken possibilites@Columbia instead?

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King’s Crown Recipients Tackle Sexual Assault

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king's crown awards
no red tape
sexual assault
solidarity
woah what if it's called a king's crown because it's from the days before women were allowed in?

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#tbt Greek Games Edition

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#tbt
bacchanalia
back in the day
badass barnard women
barnard greek games
can't believe this actually was a thing
consult the oracle
did greeks even wear togas?
enough with the greek stuff columbia
greeks drank wine from bowls
honoring bacchus the barnard way
sacrificing men for greeks
the core...in real life
TRADDDIIIITTIIION tradition
we need another bacchanal
you know it's spring when the togas come out

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Colbert Report Filming Spoof Of Fox News

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columbia students are sooooo smart
expecting columbia students to have coherent opinions at 8:40 in the morning is unreasonable
explaining humor
fox news
god bless murica
good guy colbert films at 3 in the afternoon
legislative executive and colbert
the colbert report
two takes to name the branches of government clearly not a poli sci major

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World Premiere Of Evening-Length Dance At Columbia

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a collaborative piece of evening-length dance
dance
dancing to tell a beautiful story
HERE they are HERE they come
incredibly talented people
oh my word what a phenomenal telling on the human experience
the greatest dance endeavor barnard ever saw

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Bwoglines: Conspiracies Abound Edition

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bwoglines
fucking paul ryan
mad men is officially back and so are the conspiracy theories sharon tate anyone??
phonies
sexism
so many salon and slate links so many opinion pieces
still haven't and will never try the hot dog-stuffed crust pizza
still haven't tried the micrib
still haven't tried the waffle taco
the price of education

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Online Selection IRL

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do we get complementary cowtails mailed to us?
housing is so much more fun irl
housing isn't over as long as those who remain are loyal to it
online selection
prezbo's projects

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