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A Columbia Moment: The Black Avengers

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 9 Comments

The Black Avengers policed the campus with a particular relish for cruel and unusual punishment.

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While You Were Tanning

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 6 Comments

The Bwog editors didn’t take the summer off! Here are the highlights from when you were reading People instead of Bwog these past few months. GS Valedictorian Brian Corman “borrowed” a joke from a comedian in his speech. The 2011 Class Council used an idea from V116 for a new freshman initiative. F@CU announced its […]

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Ain’t No Party Like A B-School Party

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

B-School party outside Schermerhorn! Empanadas, asparagus in filo, tons of alcohol, fancy waiters, lots of ambition. There are legitimate ropes and officious B-school employees telling you not to eat the food. So just walk around those officious employees and take the food.

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NSOP Never Ends

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 5 Comments

The weirdest part: the “Social Experiment” is an official Res Life program. What’s all this, then? Leave your best guesses in the comments.

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Better Living Through Gmail

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 8 Comments

2011 update: Some things have changed. Check out the latest guide! Fresh-people, it’s the first day of school. If you haven’t switched from Cubmail to Gmail yet, something is terribly wrong. Being a Columbia student means dealing with e-mail. Craploads of it. You have an account through the school, but you’d do yourself a favor […]

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Where’s the Fake Grass?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 0 Comments

Rolling out the red carpet for the first day of school!

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Don’t Go to the Package Center Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 1 Comments

Unless you’ve got to pick up your fresh, stamped coconut. Pretty long line at Ferris, too, but we’re hearing good things about the new swipe-y system.

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The State of Dining: 2010-2011

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 29 Comments

Things are going to work a little different for on-campus dining this year. A round-up of the changes, straight from Housing & Dining, follows. Ferris Booth and JJ’s Place are now dining halls. This means they take meal swipes and operate in the same manner as John Jay Dining Hall did. But don’t worry, Ferris […]

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Bwoglines: School Begins; We Are Doomed

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

Columbia University health economist says weight gain in pregnancy can predispose you to obesity, opens a whole new realm of “yo mama” jokes. Columbia’s National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse claims that 27 percent of public high and middle schools are just cesspools of gang activity and drug trafficking. In other news, street cred […]

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Classroom Courtesy: A Primer

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

It’s the first day of school, folks! Savor the crackling sound of creasing book binds and the strong scent of newly sharpened pencils. Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already starting classes. It was only last week you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. After a week- long orientation, get ready to […]

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Call for Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 15 Comments

You know the drill, unless you were born in 1992. On the first day of classes, professors say sweet, funny, strange and wonderful things to try to keep you in their classes, and also because they are sweet, funny, strange and wonderful people sometimes. When your professor says something worth sharing, email tips@bwog.com or write […]

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The Best Of NSOP 2010

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 7 Comments

Today is a hard day. Time for those rosy-colored (or Colt 45-colored glasses, perhaps) to come off. Classes begin tomorrow, and now you can only get drunk two or three nights a week. Let’s remember NSOP 2010: A Whatever Odyssey together. We’ll see you in discussion section, fresh-people. We helped you configure your John Jay […]

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CU Basketball Tricked By Michigan State Fans?

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and we'll never be royals ROYALS
bwog watches sports somestimes
cheater cheater pumpkin eater
Columbia Basketball
columbia gets reddit f@mous
that just ain't right
that sixth man worked his ass off in that game

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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best part of your day
bwog could eat all day long
bwog meeting
come hang out with us plz
leslie knope's favorite place to eat is JJ's too TWINZ
the best people you will ever meet
we want you to write about things for us

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Bad Poetry is Bad, But We Love It

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awesome vagina! might be the greatest line of poetry ever written
bad poetry
bwog sucks at using cameras
Congrats on thinking of a name like "Cuntemporary Queeries"
friendly cults
glory holes
horse bestiality poem
NSA love poetry
philolexian society
Quinoazymandias
spec tried to interview us afterward lol

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Underwater Basket Weaving: Spring 2014

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columbia teaches us about things
i concentrate in thing theory
it's always the foreign language departments
registration is a crazy time
the future
underwater basket weaving

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Bucket List: Hormats, WLF, Mamdani

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bucket list
check your unbelievable intellectual privilege
chum bucket
Events
spongebob is a cutting social commentary
study hard chilluns and one day you too can give cool lectures
world leaders forum
wow debt and tumultuous times and apartheid what a happy week

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Bwoglines: Famous People Do Stupid Things Edition

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alec needs 30 rock back in his life just like bwog
bwog likes to keep up on gossip
bwoglines
no real news today sorry
posts like this make bwog question their intellectuality
the simpsons was childhood
why you gotta take him back riri?

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PE Madness: Quarterfinals

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and thank god too cuz that pink marker is out of ink
bwog doesn't understand the difference between a conference and a division
only the strong survive registration
pe madness
this IS the quarterfinals...right?

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Men’s Basketball Gains National Attention

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basketball
bwog sports
can we please become a basketball school like Duke and Georgetown???!?
men's basketball
seriously boys we're very proud of you good job
things to actually get excited about

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