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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Diversion O’Clock

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 36 Comments

Tonight! Orgo Night! Midnight Breakfast! Don’t! Study! Orgo Night will take place, as always, at midnight in Butler 209. Get there early if you want to see anything. Midnight Breakfast is Candyland themed this year– Barnard freshpeople can get to LeFrak at 11 PM, Barnard everyone can get there at 11:30, and everyone else is […]

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Which Well-Known Columbia Professor Are You?

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applicability of your 8:40
bwog knows you love a good quiz
bwog quizzes
can we submit this for extra credit?
is there a reward for getting your current prof?
move over buzzfeed
much more important than most buzzfeed quizzes
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See The Varsity Show!

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bring granny to vshow quality bonding time
corporeal forms real talk we got that from susan bones' aunt in harry potter
social irrelevance as a direct correlation to not seeing vshow
v120
we heard this one is actually good
yellow yellow everywhere

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Bwoglines: People Saying Mean Things Edition

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a bulletin board app so pinterest
bwoglines
good riddance bwog is your grandmother
gossip girl u mean dan humphrey ugh we're still mad about that
is gossip girl like god dead
people other than bwog saying mean things
shots fired
the first time every single one of bwoglines has actually fit the theme what does that mean
yik yak not to be confused with tic tac

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A Very Butler LiveBwog

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butler insanity
dark night of the soul
downward spirals are the least fun spirals
get ready to hear about some real shameful stuff
i bet you missed our fantastic liveblogging skills and commentary
it's crunch time
liveblog
shameless voyeurism
wall of shame
we're doin' it live
who said liveblogging was just for housing

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Senior Wisdom: Lena Rogow

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"Porn the musical"
"Porn the musical" more like Bwog's Saturday night
bwog will be the one wearing an *amazing hat*
find floridita find yourself
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
that's why her hair is so big - it's full of secrets

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A Bittersweet Farewell For ESC

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bring back school of mines
bring us thai market plzz
bwog shot glasses > paper plate awards
class apparel
esc
goodbye seniors!
seas the day
sidd bhatt so inspirational

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And The Ivy League Title Goes To…?

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bwogsports
go go baseball
golf killin it
goodbye lion seniors
invade Philly
on to the playoffs
something to get hype about this finals season

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A Call For Closing Remarks

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bwog is fergalicious
closing remarks
especially gulati
finals time
give your teachers some of dat kleos!
just tip
time for you to actually go to lecture
two songs for the price of one
we love your tips
what if the black eyed peas actually taught at columbia

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