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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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V120 Review: Spectacular Theatrics, Token Diversity

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#bwogtookCC
#OurBlue
#xoxogossipbwog
bwog wants a prezbo wig
DSpar was on point
get that Hammy D
hashtag too real
morningside nights
not just anyone can get a Senior Wisdom
now that you've read our review you may rezumba whatever you were doing
one thousand and twenty shoutout
the 120th annual varsity show
the bwoggers weren't on their phones enough tho
the varsity show
v120
varsity show
varsity show review

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Father Dan O’Reilly Prays With His Fender

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Columbia film student girlfriends
Father O'Reilly
Grand Omega Minus
jazz
math rock
Messengers of Christ
music
Papal Rally
Pope Benedict XVI
praying with the Fender
the Catholic Church

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Bwoglines: NOOOO Edition

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bwoglines
columbia escaped investigation like a lithe squirrel escaping bwog's hands
come on james franco please stop
google sees you when you're sleeping it knows when you're awake
movie theater concessions-level markups
offensive sexual assault terminology
reasons not to go downtown

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Raising The Bar: Tina Frühauf

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Bwog writes posts during the varsity show
drinking with your professors
raising the bar
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Senior Wisdom: Sophie

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her picture file was titled "cowmerica"
lingerers
lurk of the Diana Center
oh 4loko how we miss thee
scissor sisters
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
young judith!

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USenate: Rewriting The Rules

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better stay in those 14 smoking spots
ch-ch-ch-changes
oh prezbo you and your world leaders
pacsa
prezbo knows a lot about laws
robust wide open etc etc
smoking policy
that's all folks
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Phi Beta Kappa Inductees Announced!

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congrats
fuck finals at this point
not a secret society but actually the most important society
pbk
phi beta kappa
really smart people
smarties
the 8 percent

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Colbert Comes To Columbia

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colbert
columbia kids getting embarrassed
lol
tad's turf >>>> watter's world
tired of fox news
we're so smart

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