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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Diversion O’Clock

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 36 Comments

Tonight! Orgo Night! Midnight Breakfast! Don’t! Study! Orgo Night will take place, as always, at midnight in Butler 209. Get there early if you want to see anything. Midnight Breakfast is Candyland themed this year– Barnard freshpeople can get to LeFrak at 11 PM, Barnard everyone can get there at 11:30, and everyone else is […]

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Overseens: Crunchtime Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 38 Comments

Everyone and their mother has a final (or three) tomorrow, and we’re all hanging out in Strugglesville tonight. We’ve seen a lot of people do some silly stuff in Butler this week, and discovered these two blogs of Columbians sleeping in funny positions instead of studying. Leave your own overseens in the comments. Guy walking […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Tweedster

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 8 Comments

With pre-Kerouac horn-rimmed glasses and a penchant for using Yiddish terminology in lecture, the Tweedster is both your favorite professor of all time and your grandfather’s Long Beach High Class of ‘48 classmate. You could fit two of your Wien singles into their southern-facing (northern light is for scholars of Africa, Asia, South America) Fayerweather […]

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Free Chairs!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 9 Comments

Why the hell not, guys? Free chairs on the 4th floor of Schapiro CEPSR. That’s fun!

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Bwoglines: Wear Your Helmet Edition

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Billy de Blazz
parents put their babies in helmets for 23 hours a day because they worry about their heads being deformed let's just think about that
pay phones are so romantic though...never mind they will not be missed
Ukraine
ukraine saga
what does your custom spacesuit color say about you?
wifi could be everywhere in NYC screw inconvenient antiquated communcation devices

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Senior Wisdom: SB

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"the baddest"
@1020tip
bwog once got dead last at trivia night
excuses to write a novel
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
we made a typo that said "oral cheese or sex" and it was hilarious
you learned too much

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2014 GS Class Day Speaker Announced

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class day speaker
gabriel jackson
gale brewer
gs
ido haimi
is she tight with de blasio?

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#tbt: Obama

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#bringbackrifleclub
#tbt
an ambulance or the mystery machine
back in the day
back in the day we had a rifle club what can you claim
conspiracy theories
cooperative security guards make us feel so safe
feminism was still a prevalent force on campus
feminists...
lol back in the day
low steps always the best hangout
obama
we did some sleuthing

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Surf & Turf Is Happening

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a desert extravaganza sounds divine but that ice cream bar sounds pretty ultimate
all milano's sandwiches get consumed in less than 24 hours
beat those lines eat that surf eat that turf sleep forever
clutch friendship swipe
surf and turf
surf n turf
whoever tries all 18 flavors wins surf and turf
yes we know that's filet mignon in the picture can't we dream?

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“Sham Elections”: Stealing The CUCR Elections in Broad Daylight

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can we talk about how his last name is "truelove"
Commie sympathizers
cucr
gorgeous hair and well-chosen lighting might absolve you from this one
Hi New York Times--saw you linked to us so thought we'd do you the same favor because we really like the work you've been doing even if you aren't as irreverent as us
political parties aside we can agree that elephants would beat donkeys in the wild
republicans not re-pubic-ans
sacred constitutions
traditional american values like the reverence of apple pie and the enfranchisement of white property-owning men

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Core Scholars 2014 Announced And Honored

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always to the lighthouse
Columbia Core Scholars Program
congratulations
core scholars
drama beauty insight hilarity
poetry music and visual arts oh my!
the gifted and talented amongst us
winners in innovation and winners in life

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Bwoglines: Out With The Old Edition

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#dark
breadsticks at koronet
bwoglines
general good fun happy times at koronet
important debate important issues real things etc
the death penalty
the middle class
when science overwhelms and overpowers our human species remember this moment
who needs friends for anything much less decision-making lol

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