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Free Fruit Juice Blends

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 4 Comments

SoBe, that lizard-themed cousin of Vitamin Water, is handing out free bottles (none of that sample size bullshit!) on Broadway between 113th and 114th. Bwog picked up a “lean and mean” apple cranberry elixir packing a whopping 5 calories. Update, 6:28 p.m.: A commenter observes there is no more juice blend. SoBe it.

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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Science of Psychology

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 37 Comments

If history was written by the victors, then there are plenty of botched psychology experiments that go untold. Psychology is, after all, a soft science, which might explain its tendency to attract English and Comparative Literature dropouts. If anything, someone has to knock some sense into a student body brought up on Plato’s Theory of […]

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University Senate Creates ROTC Task Force

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

That was fast! The Student Affairs Committee of the University Senate has just announced that it will form a task force on ROTC starting in the spring semester in light of yesterday’s DADT repeal. Next semester, the task force will hold open hearings on Columbia’s military engagement and conduct a survey on ROTC. The Senate […]

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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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God’s Honest Truth

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blue and white
clubs that may or may not be cults
from the issue
the blue and white
this is the source of those FB events
veritas forum

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Bingo: Philoso-fun Edition

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all the names on the but go round and round (our heads)
bwog has the most fun with games
bwog is a fun mom right?
bwog is very over CC right now
capitalism is indeed the worst
finals 2014
just in time to get turnt for finals
someone bought bwog indesign can u tell

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Senior Wisdom: Jake Davidson

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"it's not too late to fail out of college!"
pitching the lion on bwog = super classy move
sandwich ambassador
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014

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How Will You Do On Your Finals?

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Bwog has a crystal ball
bwog knows you love a good quiz
bwog quizzes
our test was probably way easier than the ones you have to take now
studying is stress they are equal
the beagles and sandwiches may seem irrelevant but our metrics are just that comprehensive

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Your Thursday Night Turn Up

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Barnardians defend the gates with your lives for the hordes of hunger are just outside your sight
but I always get so much work done when I go to 209
butcaf is food butcaf is life
cumb
midnight aboard the black pearl
orgo night
veryone just wants to sing about PrezBo's hair
where the frak is lefrak gym?

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Bwog In Bed: I Won The Game Edition

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absolutely terrifying emoji sorry if you clicked that link unprepared for the horror
bwog in bed
bwog makes your finals playlist so you don't have to
how much iron is too much iron? probably that much iron
I Won The Game says Kanye for the billionth time and still no one can deny it
Real news in the bwogline I know we surprised ourselves

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Morningsiders Featured In Starbucks Ad

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and you get a single and YOU get a single!
morningsiders
new music before finals that isn't beyoncé
Oprah
the oprah chai is a lie though
they're pretty rad though you should give 'em a listen

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Senior Wisdom: Liana Gergely

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"There’s nothing you’ve ever done or that’s happened to you that hasn’t contributed to your understanding of yourself today"
blessed
bwog is consistenly impressed by orchesis titles
Cole Sprouse should be so lucky
FOMO
jobs we wish we had
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
seriously wise

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