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Your Room Is Not Your Room Over Winter Break

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 29 Comments

New Year’s Eve ball drop? Skating at Rockefeller Center? Going below 96th St? Your magical winter in New York may be jeopardized! For the first time, Columbia is requiring students to register in order to stay in housing over winter break. Registration is not only mandatory for entering your own dorm, but any Columbia residence […]

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Just Can’t Get Enough: University Increasing Fundraising Goal to $5 Billion

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 24 Comments

Good news bears! The University expects to raise its original goal, announced in September 2006, of $4 billion nearly a year ahead of schedule. The $4 billion plan was the largest fundraising effort in the history of higher education. But we can’t stop, won’t stop: the University hopes to raise a total of $5 billion […]

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BwogSalon: The Gadfly

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 4 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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XMAS! 5! Reviewed!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 79 Comments

Bwog’s Holiday Cheer Leader Peter Sterne reports. As the first snowfall (flurries don’t count) of the year descended into Morningside Heights last night, students gathered on the Lerner Ramps and outside Roone, eager to see the latest edition of XMAS!, the VShow-like student-run musical that’s been satirizing the holiday season for the last five years. When the audience was finally […]

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Closing Remarks: Sex, Drugs, Crimes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 41 Comments

And so it ends—not with a bang, but with a whimper—the last semester of the first decade of the new millennium. And if you needed more roundabout and somewhat forced catharsis than that, we asked for your professors’ closing remarks, and here is a collection of the most outstanding. Feel free to leave any we […]

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Provisions!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 5 Comments

Hooah! Head to the Lerner Ramps for free Crumbs cupcakes, courtesy of Columbia Political Union. Stock up on tasty treats before finals eat your soul.

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Enter the Void: Inside the Northwest Corner Building (accompanied by PrezBo!)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 33 Comments

We pondered its meaning, and delighted in its reflections. This building has been going up for years, but has managed to remain mysteriously shrouded in scaffolding. No longer! A day before the building officially opened on Friday, Bwog had the opportunity to join a group of journalists on an architectural tour of the building, guided […]

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Let’s Get Crazy About Snacks!!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 4 Comments

Seriously! This Oreo costume was spotted giving away the classic cookie in Lerner. There appear to be many boxes. Flock thither!

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Professor Archetypes: The Marxist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 22 Comments

Bwog got a little misty-eyed when we applauded for our favorite professors yesterday. The end of classes always both feels much too soon and way overdue—in a “shit, I haven’t done anything for this class since the midterm” kind of way. This week, we’ll celebrate the people who teach us things by reducing them to […]

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No Labels: Speeches About Bipartisanship Aren’t Interesting

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 13 Comments

On Monday No Labels took over Roone Arledge Auditorium, and Alex Jones was there to check out all of the super-exciting bipartisan action. The event started at the ungodly hour of 8 a.m., and began with an address by the four “founding leaders.” What followed can only be described as uncomfortable. No Labels commissioned Akon […]

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CCSC: One More Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2010 33 Comments

Bwog is your exclusive source for CCSC Secret Santa news. Grant D’Avino reports from last night’s festivities. Not much official business took place at CCSC last night. In the words of Learned Foote, “We have one resolution, and then we have pie.” The council began with a brief discussion of the resolution to install publication […]

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Last Call for Closing Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2010 23 Comments

Today is the last day of class. Nuggets, CULPA and otherwise, abound! As per tradition, at the end of the semester we want to hear your professor’s closing remarks. Your professors will say something (they read Bwog! they know what’s up). If it’s mundane/erotic/humorous or pithy in any form, pass it on to tips@bwog.com, or […]

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Gulati Gulati Bwog Shot Gulati

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Anyone want to write a Gulati-centric manga?
Gulati abhors selfies even with ellen
Gulati learned everything he knows about economics from his mama Beyoncé
Kanye and Gulati a match made in heaven
Mrs. Sunilfire watches your kids and teaches them financial responsibility
Simon Cowell and Gulati seem to be closely associated in students' minds
such suspense much adieu
The title's like "winner winner chicken dinner" duh
vampire Gulati steals the lifeblood of freshmen bound for humanities degrees
Where's Gulati rhymes with Where's Wally the British version

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Campus Sex Club: The Final Chapter

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anti-climactic in more ways than one
becrogglement
campus sex club
neither emotionally nor sexually satisfying
paging the columbia escort to write a sequel
patriarchy
poor carol west
rape culture
we swear this was a real book
whyyy marge whyyyy

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Senior Wisdom: Milo Inglehart

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badger badger badger badger mushroom...it's a snake!
everyone regrets not getting on a roof
great snake naming skills
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
stevie nicks the snake deserves its own tag

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Lost: Backpack at JJ’s

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Lost and Found

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CCSC Does Plate Awards And Changes The Guard

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a lot of work went into these
bwog shot glasses > paper plate awards
ccsc
Changing of the Guards
daphne chen
Grayson Warrick's Jawline
I hope you like bullet points
Peter Bailinson
Plate Awards
Wifed-up

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Dental Student Jiwon Lee Has Died

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condolences

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Bwoglines: Mixed Bag Edition

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bwog needs a goldman internship
bwoglines
columbia research doing great things
kids these days with their new snapchat
mixed bag as a bwoglines title never fails
oh obama you comedian you
our sincere condolences
the onion

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Disgruntled CUCR Members List Their Grievances

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actually our founding fathers probably wouldn't give a shit
atmosphere of fear
cucr
CUCR basically thinks it is on House of Cards
elections
ooh fox news how intimidating
sham elections
We may have found something that people like shitting on more than us but we're only hopeful

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