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Bwoglines: Subtraction Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2010 0 Comments

Jenny Slate, a CC alum, is apparently not being asked back to the SNL Cast. Analysts speculate the move may be related to her decision to drop the F-bomb in her debut performance. (NYT/HuffPo) Irrigation may help to mitigate the effects of climate change, according to an Earth Institute study. (Sify) The B-School takes 3rd […]

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A Columbia Moment: The Black Avengers

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 9 Comments

The Black Avengers policed the campus with a particular relish for cruel and unusual punishment.

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While You Were Tanning

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 6 Comments

The Bwog editors didn’t take the summer off! Here are the highlights from when you were reading People instead of Bwog these past few months. GS Valedictorian Brian Corman “borrowed” a joke from a comedian in his speech. The 2011 Class Council used an idea from V116 for a new freshman initiative. F@CU announced its […]

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Ain’t No Party Like A B-School Party

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

B-School party outside Schermerhorn! Empanadas, asparagus in filo, tons of alcohol, fancy waiters, lots of ambition. There are legitimate ropes and officious B-school employees telling you not to eat the food. So just walk around those officious employees and take the food.

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NSOP Never Ends

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 5 Comments

The weirdest part: the “Social Experiment” is an official Res Life program. What’s all this, then? Leave your best guesses in the comments.

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Better Living Through Gmail

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 8 Comments

2011 update: Some things have changed. Check out the latest guide! Fresh-people, it’s the first day of school. If you haven’t switched from Cubmail to Gmail yet, something is terribly wrong. Being a Columbia student means dealing with e-mail. Craploads of it. You have an account through the school, but you’d do yourself a favor […]

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Where’s the Fake Grass?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 0 Comments

Rolling out the red carpet for the first day of school!

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Don’t Go to the Package Center Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 1 Comments

Unless you’ve got to pick up your fresh, stamped coconut. Pretty long line at Ferris, too, but we’re hearing good things about the new swipe-y system.

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The State of Dining: 2010-2011

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 29 Comments

Things are going to work a little different for on-campus dining this year. A round-up of the changes, straight from Housing & Dining, follows. Ferris Booth and JJ’s Place are now dining halls. This means they take meal swipes and operate in the same manner as John Jay Dining Hall did. But don’t worry, Ferris […]

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Bwoglines: School Begins; We Are Doomed

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

Columbia University health economist says weight gain in pregnancy can predispose you to obesity, opens a whole new realm of “yo mama” jokes. Columbia’s National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse claims that 27 percent of public high and middle schools are just cesspools of gang activity and drug trafficking. In other news, street cred […]

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Classroom Courtesy: A Primer

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

It’s the first day of school, folks! Savor the crackling sound of creasing book binds and the strong scent of newly sharpened pencils. Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already starting classes. It was only last week you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. After a week- long orientation, get ready to […]

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Call for Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 15 Comments

You know the drill, unless you were born in 1992. On the first day of classes, professors say sweet, funny, strange and wonderful things to try to keep you in their classes, and also because they are sweet, funny, strange and wonderful people sometimes. When your professor says something worth sharing, email tips@bwog.com or write […]

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“Fuck You, Print@CU”: An Anthology

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bitches going crazy over tips
hey we didn't say it
if we can't print without italics we're not printing at all
is strokos even any good
ooooh burrrnnn
Print@CU
smarm
so much strokos
you want a scandal here it is

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Field Notes: Weekend of 12/5-12/8

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"the phantom vommer" -- andrew lloyd webber's little known first musical
bitches going crazy
butler 210
Class of 2014
daphne chen
dj latte
field notes
lerner pub
not writing a thesis ftw
we forgot river existed too
well art hum is basically porn anyways so...

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In Defense Of: “That” Monday

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butler campers: public enemy number one
finals week sucks no matter what
In Defense Of
mondays are hard

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A Pretty Good Latenite

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alexandra svokos
bwog has fond memories of those kindergarten ballet performances
campus theater
comedy's the word
dora the explorer
LateNite
twerk miley miley twerk
your peers are talented

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Live at Lerner: Movie Night

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Bwog actually
free food
live at lerner
love actually
study break
why can't the movie be a true holiday classic?

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Oh No, It’s Noam (Chomsky)

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bucket list
dewey lectures
noam chomsky
surprisingly sassy
what a radical dude

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BoardHop: Happy Holidays from Hamilton

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boardhop
hamilton
happy last day of class
miley is the voice of our generation
she's just being miley
the first of many finals overseens
wreckign ball is a gift that keeps on giving
wrecking ball miley?!?

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Last CCSC Meeting of the Year

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2013 was a year to remember
Bwog has no need for gifts and fripperies
ccsc
nostalgia
presents
the holidays are here
warning: do not search santa on shutterstock

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