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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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NSOP Keeps On Giving

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"my friends are here with me" made bwog tear up a little bit
"wow i've never felt like this before"
defining the barnard columbia relationship
glad the frosh are still calling it cannons and not whatever its new name is
nslop
nsop 2014
overheard
overseen
same old thong and dance
send us your duck picks
shitty stereotypes from shitty frosh
strong bold beautiful barnard women

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Waking Up With Bwog: In The Swing Of Things

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12 hours at toms is heroic
bitchin' glasses
bwog is run by dogs wearing wigs
double the wisdom
hip and happenin'
literal bitches
mad art skillz
nsop 2014
posse o' bitches
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Breaking: Pedestrian Struck By Car On 115th and Amsterdam

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breaking
condolences

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Overseen: Pigeon Man

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"gamboling"
hawkma's pigeon cousins
hey arnold
i hope this is a professor
maybe an ornithologist?
overseen
perhaps he prefers the company of pigeons to humans
pigeon man
so very hey arnold

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NSLOP In Full Swing

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bwog apologizes for our drunken tweeting
bwog is still waiting to be popular again
columbia admirers
do you prefer mices or cockroaches?
may bring back bad memories if you have been cava'd
nslop
nsop 2014
oh to be young again
sidd bhatt so inspirational
the cockroach can be your friend if you are all alone in your single
who would ever confuse butler for carman
wow look at these media embeds

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Houses and Homes: Ischia, Italy

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a non-NSOP-related post for a change
bwog is scared of fish but salutes you
hold fast to the spirit of youth
houses and homes
someone had a cooler summer than you did
summer denial

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Columbia Hyperlapse

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are the kids up in the snapchat or the instagram these days? does anyone still use facebook?
can you spot bwog?
embedding videos is way too easy
hyperlapse
nsop 2014
when in doubt cat videos

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Waking Up With Bwog: Weird Wednesday

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educate yourself on the epic love story of robert and kristine
forced school spirit: what columbia does best
makin friends
nsop 2014
peaceful poop
practice those roar lion roar lyrics
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