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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Science of Psychology

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 37 Comments

If history was written by the victors, then there are plenty of botched psychology experiments that go untold. Psychology is, after all, a soft science, which might explain its tendency to attract English and Comparative Literature dropouts. If anything, someone has to knock some sense into a student body brought up on Plato’s Theory of […]

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University Senate Creates ROTC Task Force

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

That was fast! The Student Affairs Committee of the University Senate has just announced that it will form a task force on ROTC starting in the spring semester in light of yesterday’s DADT repeal. Next semester, the task force will hold open hearings on Columbia’s military engagement and conduct a survey on ROTC. The Senate […]

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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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How Well Do You Know Butler?

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bwog knows you love a good quiz
bwog quizzes
good luck
learning
stakes are so high if i got some of the trivia wrong though
what do people prefer: trivia or personality quizzes?

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Here’s What Happened At The CCSC E-Board Town Hall You Didn’t Attend

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Bwog prefers the term Space Fuck '14
ccsc
is it hot chocolate or hot cocoa we need an answer
lerner is unfixable just look at it
low turnout poor ccsc :(
omg late night coffee/hot chocolate plzzz
town hall meeting
we haven't played laser tag in years but totally would again

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Dianne Murphy Steps Down

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dianne murphy
prezbo announcements
shit gets real in spec
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Bwoglines: Bad Puns And Good Palindromes Edition

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bwoglines
despite the huge men's upset at least serena our girl won
do hot dogs qualify as snacks we think so
snack the ripper kinda lame we know
taylor swift knows who was trouble when they walked in but we don't
those better be hebrew national
those hot dogs look really unappetizing sry
we would tell that hot dog to shake shake it off

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Columbia 4th Yet Again

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almost bronze
feel free to stroke your ego a bit
prezbo are you happy or not
prezbo weeps in his study tonight
rankings
us news and world report
usnwr
we still wouldn't make it onto the podium at the olympics

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Field Notes: The First Weekend

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always starting shit over oversized pizza
drinking with bwog gets sloppier by the year
field notes
is there anything fun to do in this town?
it's all down hill from here probs
not so easy in ec
one can never be too high for hamdel
release the pent up desires to indulge in libations that you harvested over the summer in your boring hometown

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Meet Grayson, The Fish Who Plays Pokemon

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age old question: level up or leave the grass?
columbia fish are too smart
does anyone remember the creepy music in Lavendar town?
he raves
he's kept on a strict diet of red dye #2
not free food

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Alumni Calling Center Adds Script To Respond To Questions About Sexual Assault

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columbia: "I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad"
Gender-based Misconduct and Sexual Assault
hitting columbia where it hurts
PR nightmares
remind us to never go into public relations
scare quotes

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