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The Ego And The Fake ID

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 11 Comments

If you don’t have a fake ID today and plan on going to a bar in New York City that isn’t a teen club you should get one tomorrow morning. Below, tales of stories of Bwoggers’ first fakes. Hi, Mom! I got my first fake ID in the parking lot of a Ross Department Store […]

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Day One: The Human Knot

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 23 Comments

Bwog spent thirteen hours at Orientation yesterday. Here’s some of what we found. (Hey Housing! We love you very much, wanna let us move in early?)

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Dear Bwog: Heat Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 33 Comments

Dear Bwog, It’s fucking hot. ~Sweat Bead Dearest Sweat Bead, Bwog suffers from an acute case of back of the knee sweat. Every step feels sticky. So, we feel your pain. The good news is that NYC cools off by the end of the month. In the meantime, put your refrigerator to good use. Girls, […]

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Barnard Convocation: Joan Rivers Was Here

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Nino Rekhviashvili, BC ’14, participated in a large and fire-hazardous ceremony at Barnard Convocation last night. She reports here. If you’d like to contribute to Bwog, please email us at contribute@bwog.com! At 7:00 PM, hundreds of freshly moved-in first year Barnard women wearily congregated in Barnard Hall for Convocation. DSpar, maestro of ceremonies, reminded fresh-faced […]

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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Call for Opening Remarks!

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Dr. Hughes: the original badass teacher
fiddle on dat roof
opening remarks
profs say the darndest things
TRADDDIIIITTIIION tradition
what ever happened to zac efron?

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Bwog Awakens From Its Slumber

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anything to stop us from thinking about classes starting tomorrow
bwog meeting tonight
justin brought sexy back we're just bringing ourselves back
new years resolution: go to bwog meetings
we don't fuck around with snacks
will it be a four course meal? no but better
you know you love us xoxo bwog

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Bwog Wants You!

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and you get to come to all the parties woo hooo
bwog wants you
daily application
if you're reading all these tags you probs will do a great job
join us!
pretty sure Barack Obama was once a bwog daily
we don't bite

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DSpar is Busy Expanding College Opportunities and Having it All Today

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and all while looking amazing
barnard
DSpar
dspar and barnard are tight after obamanard
fuck yeah cstep and heop
wonderwoman

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Kasdin Breaks Up Student and Administrative Services

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administration
bureaucracy
oh we all know what "re-alignment" means
robert kasdin
student and administrative services division

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R.I.P. Work-“Study”

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did godzilla sneak into a dorm?
other shitty things in swipe access this year
public safety is on it
sorry to rain on everybody's wednesday
to be fair they never got to wear those fuzzy hats anyway
work-study

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PSA: Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander Visiting Tom’s

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filming near campus
hellooooo jerry
jerry it's not a lie if you believe it
reunited and it feels so good
seinfeld
those usual tourists at toms are in for a surprise today
tom's
yadda yadda yadda

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Another Familiar Storefront on its Way Out

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can we just vote on what gets placed there next
ch-ch-ch-changes
columbia cottage
columbia cottage throwing shade
not-so-boringside heights
think of all the paninis
times are a-changing
we never really understood this place anyway

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