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While You Were Tanning

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 6 Comments

The Bwog editors didn’t take the summer off! Here are the highlights from when you were reading People instead of Bwog these past few months. GS Valedictorian Brian Corman “borrowed” a joke from a comedian in his speech. The 2011 Class Council used an idea from V116 for a new freshman initiative. F@CU announced its […]

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Ain’t No Party Like A B-School Party

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

B-School party outside Schermerhorn! Empanadas, asparagus in filo, tons of alcohol, fancy waiters, lots of ambition. There are legitimate ropes and officious B-school employees telling you not to eat the food. So just walk around those officious employees and take the food.

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NSOP Never Ends

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 5 Comments

The weirdest part: the “Social Experiment” is an official Res Life program. What’s all this, then? Leave your best guesses in the comments.

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Better Living Through Gmail

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 8 Comments

2011 update: Some things have changed. Check out the latest guide! Fresh-people, it’s the first day of school. If you haven’t switched from Cubmail to Gmail yet, something is terribly wrong. Being a Columbia student means dealing with e-mail. Craploads of it. You have an account through the school, but you’d do yourself a favor […]

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Where’s the Fake Grass?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 0 Comments

Rolling out the red carpet for the first day of school!

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Don’t Go to the Package Center Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 1 Comments

Unless you’ve got to pick up your fresh, stamped coconut. Pretty long line at Ferris, too, but we’re hearing good things about the new swipe-y system.

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The State of Dining: 2010-2011

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 29 Comments

Things are going to work a little different for on-campus dining this year. A round-up of the changes, straight from Housing & Dining, follows. Ferris Booth and JJ’s Place are now dining halls. This means they take meal swipes and operate in the same manner as John Jay Dining Hall did. But don’t worry, Ferris […]

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Bwoglines: School Begins; We Are Doomed

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

Columbia University health economist says weight gain in pregnancy can predispose you to obesity, opens a whole new realm of “yo mama” jokes. Columbia’s National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse claims that 27 percent of public high and middle schools are just cesspools of gang activity and drug trafficking. In other news, street cred […]

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Classroom Courtesy: A Primer

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

It’s the first day of school, folks! Savor the crackling sound of creasing book binds and the strong scent of newly sharpened pencils. Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already starting classes. It was only last week you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. After a week- long orientation, get ready to […]

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Call for Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 15 Comments

You know the drill, unless you were born in 1992. On the first day of classes, professors say sweet, funny, strange and wonderful things to try to keep you in their classes, and also because they are sweet, funny, strange and wonderful people sometimes. When your professor says something worth sharing, email tips@bwog.com or write […]

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The Best Of NSOP 2010

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 7 Comments

Today is a hard day. Time for those rosy-colored (or Colt 45-colored glasses, perhaps) to come off. Classes begin tomorrow, and now you can only get drunk two or three nights a week. Let’s remember NSOP 2010: A Whatever Odyssey together. We’ll see you in discussion section, fresh-people. We helped you configure your John Jay […]

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Know Your Wikipedia

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 8 Comments

’14ers out there may have realized that Bwog can be a valuable source of information about Columbia. However, even seasoned Columbians may not know some of this carefully checked, entirely reliable trivial knowledge. Great for parents weekend, when you want to steer away from the topic of grades and significant others. Columbia has its own […]

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Columbia Admirers is Back. Again.

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admire me
but i believe columbia admirers can save the world
columbia admirers
guess who's back
notice me
valentine's day

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Lost: Scarf

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Lost and Found

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Field Notes: One Cookie to Rule Them All

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bwog has a midterm on tuesday
Carman kids are destructive and awesome
field notes
Next time
seriously?
Sports inside? Basically as bad as sports outside
They couldn't see fast dakota cause she wouldn't stick around
this blows
try a highku
What happens to us after freshman year?
Where do Barnard kids sleep?

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CCSC: Elephants, Secrets, and Sexual Assault

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airplanes in the night sky like columbia bars
ccsc
CCSC has secrets adn we demand to know them!?
ELEPHANTS IN NEW YORK?
financial pressures on public safety
Lerner is going to be even more annoying to book
SAFER
secrets of the satow room
taxes are for tea drinkers

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#rushbwog: Associate Publisher Edition

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bwog or Bwog i like lower case
idk my bff Bwog
join bwog
publishers publish things!
rushbwog
uncle bwog wants you in a non-pedo way
we're the best and you'll be the cool dude
you predecessor is like a cool jewish frat boy in GS so you're gonna have to beat that

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Bwog Sports Monday: Lions Pull it out at Princeton

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ballin'
balling
being awesome
bwog likes yoda's sabre
bwogsports
fencing
lets beat harvard they're tools too!
olympics r cool 2
swimming
we beat princeton those dudes are tools!
yeah dat blue doe

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Columbia Chess Club Wins Inter Ivy Championship (in Chess)

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AN INTERNATIONAL MASTER
blue ivy
damn ou rteam is super good
i wish princeton were there for us to beat
ivy league champs yo
just yeah.
kickass at lyf
shellacking
ultra fancy
winning
yay

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2girls1snack: Cheesecake Edition

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2girls1snack
bwog eats things for you
cheesecake thighs
graham cracker crust heaven
it's the girls room
milano you did us good
punching kids at nussbaum: a memoir by bwog
the girls had to do this over two days to avoid throwing up
we shall overcome (our bursting stomachs)
westside has it all
your favorite series title to read and feel dirty after doing so

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