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Share Your NSOP-Firsts

By Bwog Staff on Jul 21, 2010 28 Comments

Pretty soon (August 30th doth approach!) dozens upon hundreds of fresh-things will run around campus screaming and sitting outside Carman just waiting for something, anything to happen. We want to help them out. We’re reviving an old Bwog tradition and sharing stories of our first nights at college (if you did something funny or sad […]

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Cart Chronicles: Return Of The Dosa Cart

By Bwog Staff on Jul 20, 2010 5 Comments

Bwog was taking its early evening constitutional (not to be confused with our Wednesday afternoon constitutional), enjoying our watermelon parfait weird plastic whatever from Pinkberry (1/2 off watermelon yogurt, 5-7 everyday!) when we noticed something. It was a mini-truck where the dosa cart used to be. Then we discovered: it was the dosa cart, made […]

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Maverick Mark “Tenured” Taylor Slams Tenure

By Bwog Staff on Jul 20, 2010 4 Comments

Crazy cowboy philosopher and Columbia Department Chair Professor of Religion Mark Taylor came out swinging today with a New York Times opinion piece condemning his own job. The longtime gloom-and-doom prophet of educational decay made his stand against the tenure system, calling it a financial and intellectual blunder and accusing its defenders of acting purely […]

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Today, In PrezBo News

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2010 9 Comments

It’s a good morning for our pal Mr. Bo: he’s just been appointed the Chairman of the New York Fed Board of Directors, movin’ on up from the title he currently holds, Deputy Chair. We know you’ll be awful busy, but we hope you still have time to chuckle at us when we sneak kegs […]

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Mistakes Are Made On 168th Street

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2010 34 Comments

The New York Times is reporting that federal investigators uncovered the existence of some crazy shit at a prestigious Columbia brain-scanning lab: Scientists regularly injected patients with a commonly used low-level radioactive substance that might have had traces of dangerous chemicals. Then some staffers tried to cover it up by forging documents. Um! An internal […]

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S-s-s-Summer Changes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2010 18 Comments

It’s summer, and it’s that magical time of year when things change and you come back next year only to think, “Hey, when did this happen?” Well, now is when! Lerner Renovation: First and foremost, the plans and models we saw back in May for a new Lerner 4th Floor, home to the new Center […]

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What It Looks Like When You Walk To Class

By Bwog Staff on Jul 14, 2010 9 Comments

Here is some news: the Emporio Armani Fall/Winter 2011/2012 ad campaign is public! Here is why that news is sort of relevant: those ads were all shot on our fair campus mere months ago! Take a look: there’s the model shrouded in smoke wearing all black next to a building that looks like Uris, the […]

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Boringside Heights: Out With The Stationery, In With The Barcodes!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 13, 2010 8 Comments

The Milano sandwich artists are using technology and old neighborhood stores are closing. All of a sudden, everything is different! First, Anish Bramhandkar bought a $9 sandwich, and informed us that Milano has new robot-scanners-and-barcodes. Be prepared to shave seconds off your next Milano run! Then we walked down Broadway a little further only to […]

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Bwoglines: Arrivals and Departures

By Bwog Staff on Jul 12, 2010 10 Comments

Farewell: Bored@Butler (at least for now) The Russian spies “Tension in your buttocks” Hours of studying for your second semester Lit Hum final, 2014! The records for $109 million of the Columbia Medical Center’s funds Notable Columbia alumni Robert Butler (Pulitzer-winning psychiatrist) and Bob Sheppard (beloved Yankees announcer) Hello: NYC Restaurant Week The first person […]

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BSchool Is Boring Again (Except For Happy Hour)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 09, 2010 15 Comments

The most exciting thing that’s happened at Columbia BSchool ever, that one Russian spy who graduated from the MBA program in 2010, is no longer a story. The ten Russian spies, including Cynthia Murphy, a 2010 MBA graduate, were swapped for four Western spies in Vienna this morning. So Cynthia and co are back in […]

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Marisa Cortright, BC ’13, Assaulted in Riverside Park, Now In Stable Condition

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2010 79 Comments

Yesterday CU Public Safety sent out a security alert that a “University affiliate” had been assaulted at 5:30 AM on Monday morning, during a jog in Riverside Park around 120th Street. Public Safety has not responded to Bwog’s inquiry about the specifics of the incident, but today we learned more from the NY Post. Marisa […]

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Donald Trump: PrezBo is “A Total Moron”

By Bwog Staff on Jul 07, 2010 27 Comments

This morning, we happened upon a letter that Donald Trump, real estate mega-mogul, wrote to the Eye (!) in response that ten zillion word piece about PrezBo. His letter, a tirade against PrezBo and his real estate choices, included a handwritten note at the bottom: “Bollinger is terrible!” But how could anyone hate El Presidente?! […]

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Nominate Your Favorite Broke Grad Student to Win Money

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$8000 sounds real nice
bwog is basically a grad student you could nominate us
columbia brochures are filled with lies
columbia will suck all the financial life out of you
presidential award for outstanding teaching
student loans on student loans
we love our TAs

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Why You Really Should Go to the Wallach Art Gallery

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anna hyatt huntington
artsy to the max
bwog loves art
cool things right here on campus
feeling cultured
it's nice because bwog doesn't get off campus very often
mini-met
wallach art gallery
we hope you've taken art hum so you can talk intelligently about this exhibit

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DevFest: Free Food and Hacking in Abundance

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application development initiative
bwog's attention span is approximately 20 minutes so we won't make it through the hackathon
can you imagine coding for 24 straight hours?
code your way to free food
devfest
free food
get ready
hackathoning
some hackers are good

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Bwoglines: Skeptical Edition

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bwog's not sure if we can trust a "success"
bwoglines
crazy artistic stunts in the subway
i volunteer as tribute!
not watching football is much more fun than watching it
orlando bloom's still got it
politicians doing their politician thing
we know cool people from new jersey anyway
what is football?

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Bedtime Stories: Fire Alarm

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bedtime stories
Bwog needs no friends
bwog video
can i put shnapps in my cocoa?
lonely friday nights with bwog
on the other hand swiss miss is delicious and pjs are damn cozy
please be bwog's friend
seriously i have marshmallow shnapps
we only cry some of the time

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The Hookup: McBain 9

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bwog just wants to be cosmo
hookup series
in case the roof is just too exposed
mcbain of thrones
more places you can go to not study
roommate avoidance strategies
watch out for echoing stairwells

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SSOL Gets Another Update

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barry kane is our main man
ch-ch-ch-changes ish
computers were very recently gigantic
cuit
modernization (whatever that means)
Office of the Registrar: Service Accuracy Integrity Spaghetti
sleep-lovers rejoice
ssol
ssol will rule the world one day
that's double the sincerity

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ESC Awards Engineering Project Grants

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bwog doesn't understand how engineering works
bwog wants everything on this list
cool things your classmates are doing
engineering
engineering project grants
esc
humanities majors need interview practice too
piano stairs
quadrocopters
the robopocalypse is coming
why does the ferris staircase still exist

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