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ROFL: Your Columbia Acronym Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 20 Comments

In CC taking UW in IAB after NSOP and COBOP? NP! Alright freshpeople, we know you’ve just been thrust into a world where 3/4 of the rest of the population seems to speak in just letters. Here’s a quick little guide to campus acronyms and initialisms we’ve put together to help you out: The Schools […]

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Batten Down the Hatches, Take a Nap

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 6 Comments

Hurricane Earl is ready to spew some nasty moderate rain over Manhattan. Barnard Director of Public Safety Dianna Pennetti sent out a rather alarmist email to students this afternoon and here’s the takeaway: There’s a Tropical Storm Watch in effect for Manhattan this evening. So it might rain and be windy like Claremont Ave. in […]

"hurricane" outweighs "not that much rain" in administrative panic-calculus

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Senior Wisdom for Freshpeople

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 24 Comments

Each May, Bwog invites outgoing seniors—campus leaders, academic stars, and other Columbians eager to answer the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?”—to reminisce, voice their petty grievances, and give their advice to incoming first-years. Here are our favorites: the funniest, the truest, and the most useful. The Academics A good title […]

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Buy A Fridge, Save The Earth

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 1 Comments

The Columbia EcoReps are hosting their semi-annual “Reduce, Reuse, Save” Green sale starting today. That’s for you, fridge-less freshman! From noon to 4 pm in John Jay Lounge, the EcoReps will be peddling used dorm essentials– lamps, furniture, etc– for cheap. The sale will also continue from September 7-9 in Broadway Lounge from 3-7 PM […]

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2014: They Were On A Boat

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 8 Comments

Zoe Camp, BC ’14, was on a boat last night. This year’s New York City Event started off with a heavy dose of déjà vu. 2014ers strolling—or in the case of the many high-heel-clad girls, clopping—onto the flight deck of the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum were greeted by a clapping, whooping sea of […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Advice: Drinking Alcohol Edition Carman Hall’s unwritten pillars of social wisdom (Now, written!) Residents of Carman floors 1-5 are restricted from using Carman’s “slow-ass” elevators to descend. Exceptions may be granted for laundry purposes. If a resident plays music at a volume sufficient to penetrate Carman’s foot-wide cinder block walls, other residents must retaliate. A […]

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ID-Ology: Morningside Bar Trading Cards

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 31 Comments

We hear Campo has been a real shitshow (always the fresh-person word of choice to describe anything) the last few nights. Explore your other options, limited as they may be, with bar trading cards, originally posted in last year’s Orientation Blue & White. Have fun post-gaming your Intrepid party! Illustrations by Stephen Davan. Click to […]

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Representative Democracy, We Got That

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 10 Comments

Hey 2014, in the next few weeks you will be introduced to a dizzying array of organizations, acronyms, slang, and food carts. Bwog knows it can be difficult to keep track, so here to ease your bureaucracy-induced agita is Bwog’s CCSC correspondent to untangle the web that is Columbia’s undergraduate student government. F@CU – Funding […]

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Dear Bwog: Muppets & Memory Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Bwog, I’m the Forgetful Jones of names. Help! Love, Elephant Envy Dear Elephant Envy, You’re meeting hundreds of people, so it’s natural to forget some names. One Bwogger recalls a ten minute long conversation with a complete stranger, who slightly resembled someone she had met earlier. Oops. Bwog finds that facial hair can be […]

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Orientation Schadenfreude

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 12 Comments

Orientation can be fun, provided you’re drunk or Kenneth the page. Columbia is very nice to you during NSOP (relish it!) and rents out the Met and everyone smiles and tells you where Pupin is when you ask them. There is, however, the underlying problem that you don’t know any of these people, and there’s […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 19 Comments

It’s listening time, kids. The Blue & White bestows more gems of wisdom: So you’ve arrived on campus, and you’re eager to find that work-study job that pays ten dollars an hour to sit on your derriere and do homework. Well, oh most Francophilic freshman, the B&W has some advice for you: avoid the Butler […]

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Big Wigs Want You! Sort Of

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 6 Comments

In July, we wrote about Kenneth Cole’s new and somewhat surprising friendship with Columbia. The details were slightly murky, but we knew that it was something to do with community service and a summer internship. Today, Deans Moody-Adams and Peña-Mora sent around an email officially announcing the Kenneth Cole Community Engagement Program. Prospective Kenneth Cole […]

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Class of 2018 Keeps it Up With a Fresh Round of Stupid Facebook Posts

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"fuck you bwog don't you remember what it was like to get in to CU?"
2018 making a name for themselves already
bwog is basically a hacking extraordinaire
class of 2018
class of 2018 facebook posts
don't read bwog--prezbo
fresh faces
so young and unafraid
they can't keep bwog out
trolling (we hope)
twitter ratio is everything
would you rather? disgusting version

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Substance-Free Housing: A Vomitless Floor in McBain?

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4 am fire alarms are the great equalizer
alternative mcbain living
dry life has its perks
if only mcbain's toilets actually looked that good
mcbain may be the only option for sophomores...but at least you have options within mcbain!
substance-free housing
vomit-free
we bet the dry floor is much less smelly and sloppy

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What’s that (G)Lowing Through the Storm

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#turnitblue
Bwog actually isn't sick of the snow yet.
low library stop trying to be the Empire State Building
low looks pretty
SEAS 150
seas week is coming
the engineers did well on this one

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Community Forum on Sexual Violence Tomorrow

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coalition against sexual violence community forum
columbia deserves better
community forums
sexual violence
take a stand
your opinion matters

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BwogSports: Lions Play Their Hearts Out on Valentine’s Day

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Alex Rosenberg
bastard refs
bwog could officiate that game better
bwog supports its teams
Hahvahd sucks
maodo lo
support your teams!
valentine's day
we should have won
you're missing out if you weren't there

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First Job Worst Job

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a cautionary tale of hope
babysitting is the best first job
being a freshman is rough
cool story bro
free-wheeling hobos
ingratitude
remember kids don't accept internships from strangers
stupid prefrosh fliers
unpaid internships

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Overheard: Hey Honey

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bwog has refined taste in honey
late night sound bytes
overheard
really any food looks good if it's late and you're drunk
the freakiest things happen at milano's
we're always on the lookout for good-looking honeys
why would you buy honey instead of stealing it from the dining halls?

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Bwoglines: Bravery Edition

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be brave and go outdoors today if necessary
bwog doesn't want to get assaulted in the face every time we walk outside
bwoglines
i am a sacred vessel alright?
strange creations out of hahvahd
teachers who go above and beyond (too much)
the snow needs to chill and stop bothering us

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