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Representative Democracy, We Got That

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 10 Comments

Hey 2014, in the next few weeks you will be introduced to a dizzying array of organizations, acronyms, slang, and food carts. Bwog knows it can be difficult to keep track, so here to ease your bureaucracy-induced agita is Bwog’s CCSC correspondent to untangle the web that is Columbia’s undergraduate student government. F@CU – Funding […]

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Dear Bwog: Muppets & Memory Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Bwog, I’m the Forgetful Jones of names. Help! Love, Elephant Envy Dear Elephant Envy, You’re meeting hundreds of people, so it’s natural to forget some names. One Bwogger recalls a ten minute long conversation with a complete stranger, who slightly resembled someone she had met earlier. Oops. Bwog finds that facial hair can be […]

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Orientation Schadenfreude

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 12 Comments

Orientation can be fun, provided you’re drunk or Kenneth the page. Columbia is very nice to you during NSOP (relish it!) and rents out the Met and everyone smiles and tells you where Pupin is when you ask them. There is, however, the underlying problem that you don’t know any of these people, and there’s […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 19 Comments

It’s listening time, kids. The Blue & White bestows more gems of wisdom: So you’ve arrived on campus, and you’re eager to find that work-study job that pays ten dollars an hour to sit on your derriere and do homework. Well, oh most Francophilic freshman, the B&W has some advice for you: avoid the Butler […]

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Big Wigs Want You! Sort Of

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 6 Comments

In July, we wrote about Kenneth Cole’s new and somewhat surprising friendship with Columbia. The details were slightly murky, but we knew that it was something to do with community service and a summer internship. Today, Deans Moody-Adams and Peña-Mora sent around an email officially announcing the Kenneth Cole Community Engagement Program. Prospective Kenneth Cole […]

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The Definitive Guide To Butler Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 32 Comments

Five years ago, in The Blue & White, Chris Beam, CC ’06, answered all the questions anyone has ever had, past present and future, about Butler Sex. It remains one of the great masterpieces of our time. If you don’t know, now you know. When it comes to self-aggrandizing myths, Columbia rivals the Greeks. The […]

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A Fictional Census of Morningside Heights

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 13 Comments

From our Mapril issue of The Blue & White, Maddy Kloss charts a map of where to find Morningside Heights’ best-known fictional characters. Click to enlarge in a popup window.

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Hamlet’s Door

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 14 Comments

The Prince of Denmark, spotted lurking on Barnard’s campus! Observe. And freshmen, keep tipping! (tips@bwog.com)

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Being a Student at Barnard: “These Will Not Be The Best Years of Your Lives”

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 1 Comments

Filed by Katheryn Thayer, BC ’14, from the Being a Student at Barnard event last night. Want to write for Bwog? contribute@bwog.com! Early yesterday morning, hundreds of groggy Barnardians filed into LeFrak to discover what it means to be a Barnard woman. The deans gathered to welcome incoming students and make them feel comfortable asking […]

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Dear Bwog: Tim Burton Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 9 Comments

Dear Bwog, I got locked out of my room after showering. Again. With running mascara rivaling the Corpse Bride, I trudged down to the Hospitality Desk. That’s the fifth time this week. This has got to stop. Frustrated, Tim Burton Extra Dear Tim Burton Extra, We promise the Hospitality folks are unfazed. They’ve probs seen […]

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Lit Hum Lecture One: Orlando Bloom’s Glistening Abs

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 9 Comments

When 2 o’clock rolled around today, it was finally time for the Class of 2014 to close the Iliad (or at the very least close the Sparknotes tab in their browsers), and trudge off to the Literature Humanities lecture with Professor Christia Mercer. Emma Stein, CC ’14, was on hand to share the fun with […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 3

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 28 Comments

More advice from old-school Blue & White! Listen and learn! Stop drop and roll! Take Art and Music Hum as soon as possible. The further in debt this top-notch education puts you, the more difficult it will be to sit through hours of bull. The topical discussions will rarely satisfy the interested student. That leaves […]

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Bwoglines: Into The Wild Edition

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12 years a slave for best picture hoo-rah!
absolute wins!
any reference to chris mccandless is a good reference
bwoglines
hey babe let's split this delicious pint of the core
reasons to avoid the southwest
reasons to buy bagels
reasons to buy ice cream
reasons to never leave morningside heights
reasons to never leave your couch got your ice cream got your bagel got your tolerant east coast friends
tundra of arizona

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Carman Students Defend Host of Destructive Paint Party

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carman 8
carman hall it doesn't get better
it's all fun and games until someone's an alcoholic
OJA
paint party
seriously this guy's friends rock
take this as you will
the war on fun

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Overseen: Ancient Computer in CompSci Department

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at one point someone sat with this and thought to themselves i am so fucking high tech right now
p sure this is ageism
redefining brick
using computer to hold computer building open how meta
you thought your 2008 macbook was old

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Slipping Down Slopes With Lauren Peirce

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2nd overall is AWESOME
Alpine skiing
dressing up in crazy costumes because we're graduating soon
junior olympics aka bwog's twelfth birthday wish
mountains
skiers love to bump if ya catch our drift
snow sports
thank god someone's enjoying the snow
wooden boards on mountains now that we can understand

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Theta President Resigns

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kappa alpha theta
katie barclay
sombrerogate
the story that keeps on going
theta mixer

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GS Eliminating B.S. Option

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ch-ch-changes
gs bs not a thing
gs history lesson
no more bs-ing amirite?
too much work in humanities lol story of our lives
wikicu's already been updated that's how you know it's real

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Where Art Thou

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fend off boredom and the banality of the human condition
midsemester ennui more like midlife crisis LOL
music and film and multimedia art oh my!
music-heavy where art thou
too close to spring break to work wish our professors felt the same way
where art thou?

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Live At Lerner: DB2

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"do you like queens" like wut
can you jam to electronic r&b
coolio can that be a thing
db2 more like r2d2 amirite
enchiladas enchiladas everywhere
jammin' not jamming
live at lerner
what could possibly be more important than enchiladas

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