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Models on Bway

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Another fire on Broadway? Apparently not. All that smoke belongs to an Armani photo shoot!
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Ice Cream Weather

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 1 Comments

The sun shines on Morningside Heights! (Which means that the line for Mr. Softee runs back to the gates.)
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Listen Up, You!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 4 Comments

If you haven’t heard of wait what yet, your playlist is due for an update. Wait what, (aka Columbia alum Charlie Kubal, CC ’08) released his first album last Thursday called The Notorious xx (click for free download), a mash up of Biggie and The xx. It’s caught on: NYMag, Prefix Mag, and the general […]
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Joke’s On Us

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 14 Comments

OK! You got us. As you may (or more likely, may not) have realized, our April Fool’s Day joke was to turn Bwog into Bwog for Mt. Holyoke, the all-women’s college. You may have noticed the Mt. Holyoke tower behind the Bwog nameplate, and the women’s sign on Home tab. We’ve been reporting on the day […]
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Realtalk: Selection Times Are Out!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 3 Comments

No email yet, but they’ll be in your StarRez thingamabopper. StarRez–>Application–>Registration Summary, you know the drill. See you in John Jay!
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Crime Wave Hits University

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 5 Comments

We’re used to the occasional mugging by underage punks around campus but March has seen greater than its fair share of crime.  Perusing our beloved campus crime blotter, Bwog noted several horrific incidents that happened in the last month. Harassment via mobile devices and Internet-enabled computers is up sharply this month.  Five students and faculty […]
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Free Food (If You Can Find It)

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 10 Comments

Want to quench your thirst on this glorious sunny day? SEADS in Cambodia has hidden 32 bottles of Orangina at campus landmarks, all with little tags on them with the group’s name. Find them if you can!
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What To Eat: We Tell You Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 7 Comments

Bwog is a chef. We are Jean-Georges. We are Wilma. We are Bwog. What is us? What is reality? Here is what you should eat from every dining hall on campus today. Do what we tell you to do or else we will stop using the imperative and/or stop using the Bwog-third-person all the time. […]
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Admissions Stats Released!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 22 Comments

The Office of Undergraduate Admissions has just released the admissions statistics for the Class of 2014! Be proud, Columbia – we now have an overall admissions rate of 9%. And congratulations to the incoming freshmen for having survived the toughest admissions process in Columbia’s history! Jessica Marinaccio, Dean of Undergraduate Admissions, made the following statement: “The […]
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Bwoglines: These Sketchy Times

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Bulgarian politicians prefer to spend their time milking virtual cows. (Huffington Post) Hawkers will sell you anything these days, including dental appointments. (Gothamist) Careful with that joint. It could get you deported. (NYT) Volunteers go above and beyond for the Great American Census – not surprising as it may one day be worth a fortune. […]
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The Weekend Starts Tomorrow Morning

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 12 Comments

Accuweather never lies! Finish everything you have to do until next Wednesday (which will be 66 and rainy) right now. Update, 10:35pm: Unrelated, but also good: free cereal, massages and other nice things in Schapiro main lounge right now.
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“Pray for me. No. Seriously.”

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 14 Comments

Yesterday, Bwog’s Housing Inquisitor, David Hu, collected the reactions of those lucky souls owning the best housing lottery numbers. Today, he’s back with the not-so-lucky. Bwog: How did you feel when you found out? Loser Less Fortunate Columbian 1: It was actually funny. I just sat there chuckling at myself asking how that number was […]
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The Puppies are Coming, The Puppies are Coming!

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Bwog in Bed: A Quick Breather

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SAE’s Side of the Story

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Actual Wisdom: Roger Anderson

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We Wouldn’t Touch You With a Ten-Foot Poll

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In Defense Of: Taking a Night Off

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Finally Putting MechE To Good Use

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Day In The Life: Captain Adventure Doesn’t Know Your Name

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