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Closing Remarks: Don’t Get An ‘A’ Edition

By Megan Ka Wei Chew on Dec 13, 2017 0 Comments

Let’s reminisce on that time, long ago, when classes were on and professors still inspired. Inspired you not to go class. Or maybe, inspired you to actually go to class. Either way, there were classes and there were professors. Here’s our professors at their finest moments. David Siegel: “I wish I did more charity work. Which is kinda why I […]

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Bwog In Bed: Midweek Misery Edition

By Megan Ka Wei Chew on Dec 13, 2017 0 Comments

It’s Wednesday, my dudes. Is that a primal scream you hear? Most definitely. Hop into bed with Bwog this morning and chill the fuck out before realising you have two days left until finals really begins. Bwogline: Doug Jones wins! Jones wins the senate seat in the Alabama election against Roy Moore. The first Democrat to win […]

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Columbia Announces Fall 2017 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2017 0 Comments

This past Friday, Columbia College announced 24 seniors who will be initiated into Phi Beta Kappa, a couple of weeks after Barnard announced its fall initiates. 10% of the CC graduating class is elected to this honor society each year; 2% is elected in the fall, and the remaining 8% will be elected in the […]

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Bwog Reviews: It’s A White XMAS!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2017 0 Comments

From wonderfully wacky Christmas jumpers to the second coming of Christ, Bwogger Roberta Rhyse (who now wishes to be referred to as ‘Special Snowflake 2.0’) was pleasantly surprised and equally confused by XMAS 12’s Tis the Treason. Bwogger Aliya Schneider joined her in laughter the whole time while taking photo documentation of the character’s schticks. Having never experienced an […]

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SGA And Res Life Face Off

By Dassi Karp on Dec 12, 2017 1 Comments

Once again Barnard Bwogger Dassi Karp recounts the events of last night’s SGA meeting. This week, SGA covered a range of interesting topics, ranging from the private non-vote to resident life’s sign in and fire safety policies. Remember last week, when SGA spent an entire meeting not making the appointment they said they would? It happened again! This […]

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New Orgo Night Posters

By Sarah Dahl on Dec 12, 2017 7 Comments

If you haven’t set foot on campus yet today…you can check out Columbia University Marching Band (CUMB)’s latest Orgo Night posters below! The first round of posters arrived last Thursday. These ones are a little more equivocal about the location. Instead of BUTLER, they say, BUTLER??? We’ll keep our fingers crossed for this coming Thursday. […]

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Announcement: Stressbusters In Butler Tonight

By Roberta Rhyse on Dec 12, 2017 0 Comments

Stressed? Tired? Miserable? Overworked? Finals and flu season are upon us which means you’re probably spending a significant amount of time in Butler (if you’re one of the lucky few who managed to find a seat) trying not to cough and sneeze all over the place. So cheer yourself up by kicking your reading week off […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Unlicensed Advice Edition

By Roberta Rhyse on Dec 12, 2017 0 Comments

Bwogline: The Alabama election is today. This election is important as its outcome will indicate the extent to which the ‘Me Too’ movement has affected the nation. In a last minute rally, Moore and his wife made statements like “One of our attorneys is a Jew” citing fake news for not relaying this important inclusive fact about […]

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Field Notes: Week Before Finals Edition

By Thomas Saenz on Dec 11, 2017 0 Comments

Think we would stop going out and doing messy shit with our lives right before finals? You thought wrong. Compiled is the list of things we did, yet again, this weekend. Enjoy. Bwog in the City: Went to a ‘gay art show’ (not my words) in Gowanus. Watched probably the worst dancing I’ve ever seen that’s […]

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An Arbitrary Ranking Of A Cappella Groups

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2017 24 Comments

Do you care about a cappella on campus? Neither do we, but it’s final concert season, and we thought we’d take a look at the different groups on campus who are funded by our student life fees and air out some of our gripes. Disclaimer (added 6:45 pm): This post is entirely satirical, entirely based […]

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Compiling All Of The Study Breaks On Campus

By Thomas Saenz on Dec 11, 2017 0 Comments

It’s that time of year again: finals are approaching, and high stress levels can be felt all across campus. To combat this, multiple student groups and organizations are putting on study breaks during the next two weeks to prioritize mental health and healthy study habits for undergraduate students. Bwog knows how busy everyone is, so […]

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Administrators Stop By CCSC With Space Updates But Miss Out On The BDSM

By Nadra Rahman on Dec 11, 2017 0 Comments

Bwogger Nadra Rahman reports on administrative updates and our upstanding student leaders. Scott Wright (VP of Campus Services) and Ixchel Rosal (Assistant VP of University Life) paid CCSC a visit last night to answer questions about space, wellness, and university initiatives. Thankfully, they left before our student leaders exchanged Secret Snowflake gifts—which ranged from the […]

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Bwog In Bed: Read The Room, Babe!

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charli xcx said here babes have this transcendent piece of no-skip art i whipped up for u in like three seconds ! xoxo
fuck that english teacher tho she was so mean
i don't think we're talking about plants v zombies enough
i'm over it!
my professors are being very sweet it's literally not their faults i just cannot muster the strength
omg my last bwoglines maybe???
still debating on the head-shaving thing

Late Night Bwog

A Barnard Haiku

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every time
late night bwog
rip barnard laundry room thong you will be missed
this is my last bwog post ever and that's as it should be. thank you all i love you goodbye

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Froggy Madness: A Ranking Of The Animals I Have Encountered Recently

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bro tell me how i am ill rn without having left the house
froggy exile is my favorite phrase of all time
i definitely yelled something mean at the turkey vulture
i submitted the essay btw it sucked !
i would promise im not as deranged as this post is but like u know how it is rn
i'm a simp for punxsutawney phil
let's get the rodent some bwog clout!
sorry to the deer i didn't include

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Senior Wisdom: Alex Tang

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back to the west coast
bwog loves alex
bwog science
bwog will miss you
senior wisdom
smartest person ever

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Open Letter To Our Professors: Zoom Do’s And Don’ts

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do's and don'ts
online learning
profs we know ur doing ur best and thank you!! but please make it as painless on us as possible
show me your pets
we wanna know how you're doing
zoom

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The Ninety-Five Theses: Re-Revisited Edition

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#congrats on your theses zoom columbia class of 2020
95 theses
congrats if you read all of them have a medal
i do in fact have evidence that every transformer is gay they're ROBOTS in DISGUISE
i'd honestly write a good amount of these
leave your theses at the door
reduce reuse recycle
seminal shitposts
third time's the charm
this was one of the longest email chains i've ever seen
where IS prezbau the people demand answers
zoom is the panopticon

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Senior Wisdom: Andrew Wang

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bwog loves andrew wang
feel the rain on your skin no one else can feel it for you only you can let it in
going on a run
love that controversial tweet
senior wisdom
sociology king
this made me feel things
tortellini

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Senior Wisdom: Camille Ramos

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book club class
bye bye oral sex
do your readings
hello cheese
hire camille
i wanna go to a greenhouse
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