Because of all the deaths and illnesses attributable to our library’s rat-infested coffee shop, the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene (Division of Environmental Health) has seen fit to the uphold the public good and shut down the Butler denizen’s only source of sustenance, Blue Java. Of course Blue Java hasn’t killed […]
Blue Java in Butler just increased its cup size without increasing its prices. That’s what she said. -Thanks to Ellen Kessel for the tip
Hey Girlfriends! Barnard correspondent Juli Weiner here. You could be drinking Macintosh’s Java City coffee and you might not even realize it! Take Bwog’s quiz and find out! Yay! I. Does it taste like lukewarm SplendaTM? II. Does it look better than you thought it would look sitting next to your Art History textbook? III. […]
We witnessed the following exchange in Blue Java about a week ago: Frantic guy at counter: What tea has caffeine in it? I just need something with caffeine. Blue Java employee: Yes, these teas…? (Motions to selection) Guy: Yes, that tea, I’ll have that one. Girl in line: They should really just set up a caffeine […]
Blue Java never ceases to amaze (and apparently misspell). Ingredients for a certain “Halloween Rice Chrispy Bar” included sprinkles, butter, Halloween, and a clever avoidance of copyright infringement… Thanks to Todd Spitz and Alex Weinberg for the tip!
Bwog noted in February that iPods, newly present in Lerner vending machines, had apparently become as necessary to our daily lives as chips and condoms. In today’s edition of Education Life, the New York Times makes the same observation, and discloses that the same number of iPods have been stolen (four) as have been bought. […]
It’s been a rough week in Butler Library. Many of you, despite the librarians’ poster campaign, have been living at your desks, hemmed in by stacks of books and empty Red Bull cans, sustained only by sesame mix and bad pastries from Blue Java. The garbage cans mount up to the ceiling, and your sweat […]
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