No more fun for Physics majors anymore.
Physics is only good if you can have fun.
Columbia has gone sour.
Um…apparently Minority Leader of the United States Senate Addison Mitchell McConnell III is becoming the new President of Columbia?
Bwog reports on a stunning new shakeup in the landscape of journalism at Barnumbia.
Stay tuned for more bweaking news on this ongoing story!
Green M&M to become new President of Barnard College. Update: Elon Musk to become new President of Barnard College. Editor’s warning: Mentions of Elon Musk; unsexy candies.
This morning, President Bollinger announced the next phase of Columbia’s expansion plan, effective immediately, which outlines Columbia’s immediate absorption under Barnard into a new parent university.
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