Archive for November, 2011

Bucket List: Larry Summers, Ukraine, and Gender Studies

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. Our recommendations for this week are below and the full list is after the jump.

Recommended

  • “Governing the World: The Rise and Fall of an Idea” Monday 6:00 pm, Low Rotunda, Mark Mazower, registration (University Lecture)
  • “TEDx ColumbiaEngineering” Tuesday 9:00 am – 5:30 pm, Miller Theatre, Xavier Sala-i-Martin, Jay Rosen, Herbert Chase, David Newman, Omar Haroun, and more, free tickets
  • “Kyiv: A European City” Wednesday 12:00 pm – 1:30 pm, Seminar Room 1, Faculty House, Alexander Popov, Mayor of Kyiv (Ukrainian Studies)
  • “New Money for a New World” Wednesday 6:30 pm – 8:00 pm, 417 IAB, Bernard Lietaer, registration (Earth Institute)
  • “Conversation with Composers Lawrence D. “Butch” Morris and Walter Thompson” Wednesday 8:00 pm, 622 Dodge, Lawrence D. “Butch” Morris and Walter Thompson (Center for Jazz Studies)
  • “Gabriel Silver Memorial Lecture with Lawrence H. Summers” Thursday 12:00 pm – 1:00 pm, 1501 IAB, Larry Summers, registration (SIPA)

Full List


Bwoglines: Almost Successful Edition

grenades

Close only counts in horseshoes and these

This year’s Black Friday sales set a new record for shopper splurging. Unfortunately, it turns out Black Friday isn’t home to the season’s lowest prices. Wal-Mart strikes again! (Bloomberg, NYT)

Egyptians are heading to the polls today for the first time since they forced Hosni Mubarak out of power, but clashes with current military leader Hussein Tantawi are casting doubt on the election’s legitimacy. (CBS)

Columbia is trying to do its part and pay the money it promised to residents the school evicted nudged out of the way in Manhattanville, but a bunch of it is just sitting in a bank. (WSJ)

For the first time in history, a group of American and English lexicographers selected a “Global Word of the Year.” Their choice? “Squeezed Middle.” Which, if you didn’t notice, kinda sucks. (Slate)

There’s nothing more exciting as a young [Christian] child than visiting Santa at the mall to excitedly shriek out a list of gifts. Well, until Santa tells you that you probably won’t get most of them. (NYT)

Notably poor Black Friday seller via Wikimedia


Lost: Black wallet

Fairly worn. Driver’s license and Debit card inside. Reward if returned.jab2281@columbia.edu


Butler Archetypes: The Long Weekender

Welcome back from Thanksgiving Break—if you were one of the fortunate Columbians who left campus, that is. If you weren’t, you probably tried to steer clear of Butler. But these guys didn’t; join hands with Amateur Expert Anthropologist Claire Sabel as she paints a very pretty picture of The Long Weekender. 

Representation of hypoallergenic cats that Louise McCune may or may not have smuggled into Butler.

Unable to return home for the holidays because they’ve developed a sudden and violent allergy to the childhood pet, and just really need some space right now, the Weekenders abandon their families for the safest space there is: the Reference Room of Butler Library. Sighing contentedly in their misery, they move in Thursday night, sporting an assemblage of sweats and PJs designed to exclaim, “Yeah it’s Thursday night, I’m comfy, and I don’t give a fuck.”

The Ref Room is a strategic choice. You don’t just put your feet up and take a snooze in here. Only under ceilings of this height can the loft of their academic ambitions soar to their true heights, buoyed by thoughts of frivolous freshpeople at home with their parents complaining about the Iliad and sexting their darkest LLC fantasies.

Since they’re here for the long-haul, the Weekenders bring all the essentials. There’s going to be so much space for the next few days, and they really want to utilize it. A pillow pet, a large bag of M&Ms, the ten books at the core of their thesis research, glasses, contacts, glasses cleaner and contact solution, are all laid out. It passes 11, 12, and the Weekenders thoughtfully gaze down at their reading, occasionally around at each other, and munch peacefully on the M&Ms (they’re holiday-themed). Soon though, one notices a neighbor has set aside his work and opened up a copy of Deadalus. Others around the room notice this shift to recreational, yet still intellectual, activity, and gradually follow suit. A trickle-down effect is noticeable, as screens across the Ref Room display Ted Talks, then xkcd.

Soon enough, every Weekender has given up pretense of academic pusuit and is watching a Pixar movie (Toy Story 3 is noticeably dominant). Safe in the knowledge that everyone else is in the same boat, with only the best of intentions, these archetypes do not judge.

After all, they’ve got the entire weekend ahead of them.


Give Me A Break: Broadway & Broadway

Columbia is home to a fascinating cast of characters, and gap year students are no exception. In Give Me a Break, we’ll give you the skinny on what some of your peers have done during their time off. In this edition, Bwog’s resident Taker of Roads Less Traveled, Sam Schipani, talked with Noah Robbins and Remy Zaken about their time in the business we call “show”—Broadway.

The stage—it's his other home

Noah, as Eugene Morris Jerome

Mere days after Noah Robbins, CC ’14, got his Columbia acceptance letter in the mail, he was cast as Eugene, the wisecracking narrator and alter ego of playwright Neil Simon, in a Broadway production of Brighton Beach Memoirs. “It was a good couple of days,” he admits. To fully commit to the production, Noah chose to take a gap year, deferring his entry to the freshman class. He starred opposite Laurie Metcalf (Jackie Harris from Roseanne) and Jessica Hecht (Susan Bunch from Friends) as his mother and his aunt. “I, on the other hand, had just finished starring as Max Bialystock in my high school’s production of The Producers, so I felt like things were about even experience-wise,” Noah joked.

Despite rave reviews, poor ticket sales and and bad marketing forced Brighton Beach Memoirs to close shortly after it opened. Noah still relishes the experience, particularly when it comes to meeting his theater idols. While he was waiting for the elevator one day, his personal hero, Nathan Lane, stood beside him, preparing for his first rehearsal for The Addams Family. Noah stood there, sweating profusely and wrestling with the decision of whether or not to attempt and make eye contact with his Broadway idol, until the star exited the elevator. Noah found out shortly afterwards that Laurie Metcalf was a friend of Nathan Lane’s and she offered to introduce this new Broadway star to his inspiration. “Later that week, outside of the building, he waved to me on the street while I was in mid-conversation with someone else. I waved back and continued my conversation. No big deal.”

Nathan Lane isn’t the only celebrity Noah encountered during his gap year. One night, the playwright of Brighton Beach Memoirs, Neil Simon, visited the cast. “No one knew why. We were all a little on edge about it, and we all hoped it wasn’t because he was unhappy with our performances.” It turns out Neil Simon had just rediscovered the brainstorming, stream-of-consciousness narratives written 30 years earlier that inspired Brighton Beach Memoirs, and he wanted to read them to the cast. “It was absolutely incredible, and really moving. I still can’t believe any of it happened.”


Isn't she lovely?

Spring Awakening, a racy story revolving around teenage sexuality and the winner of eight Tony awards, has touched the hearts and streamed through the speakers of musical theater and alternative music aficionados alike. But while most of us were rocking out to “My Junk” and “The Bitch of Living” in our dorms, Remy was performing them live on Broadway. Remy played Thea, one of the German schoolgirls struggling with the woes of growing pains, alongside Lea Michele, Jenna Ushkowitz, Jonathan Groff (all of recent Glee fame), and many other talented actors.

Remy became involved with the show during her junior year in high school while it was still an Off-Broadway production. When the show transferred to Broadway the following fall, it became wildly successful. Faced with her love for singing and acting and the ever-increasing popularity of the production, Remy decided to defer a year of school.

Given her newfound musical theater fame, Remy had the opportunity to meet an impressive assortment of celebrities, including Tina Fey, Danny DeVito, and Stephen Spielberg. While working on the show, Remy learned the correct way to interact with a celebrity, and today, she generously shares some of her wisdom. “Genuinely tell them that you like/love their work, if you do. They’re very appreciative,” she advises. “Then, if you want, you can politely ask for a picture with them. They most likely will say yes. This doesn’t work if you’re interrupting them from something important, like eating, talking to their friends, or using the restroom.”

But behind the glitz and glamour of Broadway, there are always bloopers! “One time during the hayloft scene, the hayloft ropes could not pull the bottom off of the stage, so Jon and Lea had to do ‘I Believe’ right in front of us,” Remy explains. “We had rehearsed the scene like this before, and we knew what to expect, but still, it was quite a shock to have them simulating sex literally inches away from us.”

Even Remy admits to flubbing her lines onstage. “It is the scariest feeling in the world because time seems to slow down, and you feel like everyone knows that you’re forgetting your lines, when in reality, it’s a minor hiccup,” she confesses. “I remember looking at Phoebe with huge deer-in-headlights eyes and thinking, ‘What’s my next line?!,’ and then it came back, just as quickly as I had forgotten. The brain is so weird.”


Bwog is Back From Holiday

And so as to not miss a beat, we are convening at our usual time and place. Did the holiday spirit inspire an urge to write or a craving for creativity? Then you should stop on by.

7 pm, in Lerner SGO. There will be free snacks, but feel free to bring your own Thanksgiving leftovers to snack on.

A butler you should closely inspect via Bwog.


Time Flies When You’re Having Fun Taking Midterms

The right attitude

When Bwog rolled out of bed this morning and checked iCal, we counted two weeks of classes left, so we naturally assumed we were miscounting because we hadn’t had our morning Joe yet. Upon post-caffeination recount, we still counted two, and quickly resorted to running around our room screaming like a little kid in the vain hope that our mommy would hear and come save us from impending disaster. Be prepared to do the same, as we provide you with some rather startling digits:

2 – Number of full weeks of class left in the semester

11 – Number of days of class left (9 if you don’t have class on Fridays)

2.5 - Number of weeks until final exams

19 – Number of days until final exams begin (Friday, December 16)

26 – Number of days until final exams end (Friday, December 23)

3 – Mindblowingly large number of study days before finals this year

12 – Number of weeks since the start of the semester

55 – Number of days of class since the start of the semester

5 – Number of Security Alerts sent out this semester

1 – Number of football games Columbia won this season

So, what does this all mean? It means that you have 2 weeks to: turn that B+ into an A-; catch up on a semester’s worth of reading; actually start trying to contribute in classes that count participation; learn the name of that class that didn’t have a midterm; figure out what to do with the next summer and send in an application or two; find someone with notes from that 9am that you never go to; maybe attend office hours for once. Sheesh, Debbie Downer much? Ultimately, the amount of time a task requires is the amount of time it takes to finish it. It’ll all get done. We have faith in your abilities, man.

visual metaphor via Unsheathed


The Communal Table

We asked, and you delivered. Although you won’t be around home long enough to enjoy a full week of Thanksgiving leftovers, we imagine that a gallery of festive and appetizing spreads will inspire the holiday spirit to linger just a little bit longer. Moveable feast/ food porn below:


Lights Out in Butler

The ever-glorious Reference Room turned off its overhead lighting yesterday, leaving only desk lamps to sustain the loyal inhabitants. How or why the lights went out remains unclear, but the asian gloves-wearing circulation desk guy popped in and fixed it around 10 pm. The lights humorously went out again about an hour later, and they remain off through Sunday morning—still to be fixed. The same mood lighting occurred last year during Thanksgiving break.

UPDATE: And by noon the lights are back on without an apparent cause. Ghosts?

UPDATE 2: 1:05, and they are out again. These results are consistent with the Ghost hypothesis.

UPDATE 3: 1:11 Lights are on.

UPDATE 4: Lights are reported to be back off.

What's wrong with adding a little coziness and reduced eye strain to studying?

 


Bwoglines: Welcome Back Edition

Columbia’s new Center for Urban Real Estate suggests building a giant landbridge from Manhattan to Governors Island. It might be called LoLo, or Lower Lower Manhattan. (NY Times)

The LoLo expansion

A new NASA rover, Curiosity, was successfully launched into space yesterday, and is on its way to Mars. Curiosity will land on the Red Planet in August of 2012. (Engadget)

9 of the top 10 highest tax-paying neighborhoods in the US are located in the New York metro area. (Bloomberg)

The Department of Justice took down 100+ websites over the weekend, claiming that the sites trafficked copyright-infringing material. (Torrent Freak)

map via NYTimes


Boringside Reaches New Heights

Bringing you the lastest in Morningside minutia: the Lerner stairs between floors two and three are broken. This is really important for everybody who checks their mailbox, and/or takes the stairs.

Between “slight inconvenience” and “annoyance”


The Real Thing Is So Much Better Than Cute YouTube Videos

bwogdog

Hot dog! The puppies are here. Well, not exactly right here, but a short stroll away. Head over to Broadway and 104th to visit the Animal Haven adoption van. The cuddling opportunity lasts until 3pm.

In an ideal world, the puppy truck would return to College Walk during finals. Let this be our official plea.


Photograph Your Feast

Bwog was floored by your pumpkin carving prowess, and we’d love to show off your culinary masterpieces. So we’re kind of blatantly ripping off the New York Times Thanksgiving Table feature, and soliciting photos of your feasts to compile in a heartwarming drool-worthy Bwog food porn gallery. Send us pics of artfully carved turkeys, sweet potato concoctions, the wishbone, the kids table—whatever gets you in the Thanksgiving spirit.

Happy feasting, friends!

iPie by Top Chef Will Hughes, CC'13


Bwog Gets A Little Sentimental

At least we didn't make a (cranberry) saucy pun...

As per tradition, we put our heads (see: gmail accounts) together and compiled this long list of the things/people/places/things/snow penises for which we are most thankful. Contest, corroborate, or add your own in the comments.

It’s that time of the year where we’re allowed to get a little corny (<– Thanksgiving pun), so on that note, let us be the first most public to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving. See you Monday!

Vegetables or Minerals

  • The Onion Horoscopes
  • Amir’s Hummus
  • Pumpkin Ale
  • Pumpkin Tarts
  • Pumpkin-everything
  • Fresh coconut from Westside
  • The last banana
  • Whole wheat noodles at Ferris
  • Levain Bakery on Frederick Douglass
  • Coconut Liberté yoghurt
  • Westside cheese samples
  • Absolute bagels
  • Strawberry cream cheese
  • Kitchenette cheese grits
  • M2M #5 wrap
  • Kim’s Magic Pop at Westside

Libations

  • Port
  • Woodchuck amber hard apple cider
  • NYC water
  • Tea and sympathy
  • Creamy coffee foam on the top of coffee
  • The first sip of cold beer

Those days 

  • Little kids laughing on campus
  • Sunset in Riverside
  • The rare chance of getting into an elevator in Hamilton
  • People you don’t know waving back and smiling when you mistake them for someone you do know
  • Five-day weekends
  • Waking up naturally right on time
  • Study spots that achieve that perfect storm of enough space, pleasant lighting, and ambient noise
  • Back rubs
  • 90′s music playing at Joe
  • Thoughtfulness that takes you by surprise
  • Becoming “a regular”
  • Heights Happy Hour
  • How the water in Dodge (Athletics) is always (n)ice cold
  • Surprise puppies on the street
  • Nussbaum getting an A for sanitation
  • The sunrise after an all-nighter

The season

  • The perfect snow for snowmen
  • The tree-lighting ceremony
  • Crisp autumnal days
  • Leaves at their prime crunchiness
  • Warm weather in November
  • Hot apple cider twice a week at the farmers’ market
  • Holiday lights

There’s An App For That

  • That freshman who invented Self Control
  • The FatBooth app
  • Twitter
  • Professors’ Twitters
  • IEEE
  • The GingerBooth App
  • Free Internet
  • Google
  • The reply-all button being harder to hit accidentally
  • Gifs
  • Facebook privacy settings
  • MTA maps on your smartphone
  • TED talks
  • Amusing spam

Professors

  • Drinking with professors
  • Bumping into professors at Community
  • Professors that care
  • Good looking professors and TAs
  • Flexible due dates

Other People

  • Cuddle buddies
  • Columbia comedy groups
  • Class friends
  • Friends who offer bites of their food
  • Phil Schaap
  • Friends who stress bake
  • Roosevelt Montàs
  • Friends who give you their laundry card when you don’t have cash
  • Don Draper
  • Roommates who make you tea
  • Boris V.
  • Talented freestyle rappers
  • Elisabeth at the Hartley Hospitality desk
  • Friendly dorm security guards
  • Someone like you” by Adele
  • StressBusters
  • Suites of best friends
  • Firm handshakes
  • Beyoncé
  • Unexpected bromance
  • Cooking with friends
  • Wrestling with friends

Snow Penises

  • Snow penises

Infrastructure

  • The cold water fountain on the top floor of Dodge (Music/Art)
  • Beds that are bigger than a twin XL
  • Fireplaces
  • Postcrypt
  • Zumba
  • Singles
  • Paisley Bedsheets
  • Inter-library loan
  • Extensions
  • Sweaters with elbow patches
  • Flex at Duane Reade
  • Free hugs
  • Columbia’s future composter
  • Flattering lighting
  • The Central Park loop
  • Beautiful library ceilings
  • Proximity to the Met Opera
  • The perfect curvature of the statue on the right side Low steps ledge for sitting
  • Milano
  • Butler 210
  • Great accents
  • Good company
  • Circulating movies from Butler Media
  • ADI course scheduler
  • Brad’s Café
  • Superfluous pillows
  • CrackDel
  • Immersion blenders
  • Pick-me-up jamz
  • Furry hats
  • Lululemon Leggings
  • Waterproofing spray

Television

  • Community
  • 30 Rock
  • Netflix instant
  • Late night How I Met Your Mother reruns


Public Safety Speaks

Public Safety: they always seem to be there to shut down improv shows and boot you off the lawns, but never when you’re walking home bleary-eyed from Butler at 3am. As if you didn’t already have to reassure your parents of your safety in the big bad city, now you can go home for Thanksgiving dinner and admit that, yes, some very scary crimes have occurred recently. Yesterday, Public Safety published a security alert to their website about a suspect who followed a student into Ruggles before demanding the victim’s iPhone. Today Dean Martinez emailed this alert to all students and attached a two page statement from James McShane, Vice President of Public Safety. He discusses the spike in crime, especially along 114th St, the measures Public Safety is taking in response, and how security has improved over the past semester. Here’s the shorter version:

  • More security on West 114th: Public Safety has deployed another patrol vehicle and security officer to patrol the street on foot “during the evening hours.” Changes will be in effect “begin[ning] at 4 pm and will continue until 3 am each night.” Note that the most recent crime occurred after the additional vehicle was deployed, but Public Safety did not specify if that vehicle was on patrol at the time of the crime.
  • NYPD: Public Safety is working with the NYPD to bring “additional personnel, both uniformed and plain clothes, to help increase security in the 114th street area.” No word yet on what exactly this entails or the extent of this partnership.
  • Security cameras: Currently, Public Safety has 24 hour surveillance of all residence halls where “all students and visitors are screened” along with 24-hour video surviellance. Yet despite this, the perpetrator was able to enter Ruggles on Monday, a building where the security guard is actually far away from the main entrance.
  • Increased patrol on campus: Due to the crimes, security is being bolstered all over campus. The guards at the main gates on 116th and Broadway and Amsterdam are both staffed 24 hours, 7 days a week, together with “foot and motorized patrols.”
  • Public Safety emphasizes that there are two 24-hour emergency operation centers, one on each campus. For the Morningside campuses, in event of an emergency, call 212-854-5555. For non-emergencies, call 212-854-2797. You can also reach Public Safety at any of the emergency call boxes on campus—all are connected to Public Safety 24/7.
  • If you’re anywhere between 108th and 122nd between 7 pm and 3 am, you can call 212-854-SAFE to request a foot escort, or ride Columbia’s evening shuttle, which runs from 6 pm to 4 am.

Check out McShane’s full message after the jump


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