Valentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Emily Injeian (the greatest roommate ever), Jake Gange, and Noco. If you want to take any one of these awesome humans/ buildings on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ‘em out). But sorry guys, we’ve gotten enough submissions, so we won’t be accepting any new personals after this point.
Name, Year, School, Major: Emily Injeian, 2016, CC, English
Preference (guy for guy, etc): girl for guy
Hometown: Bowling Green, KY
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: We both die.
What redeems you as a human being? Well, I don’t buy original sin, so.
Library room of choice: Butler 409
Beverage of choice: Water
Guilty pleasure song: “Gay Schoolgirl” by Won Ton Death
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Who wants to know?
Historical Hottie: Chaucer