Guest Writer Linus Glenhaber investigates what he assumes will be the next varsity sport.

The college on a hilltop rang in the new school year at Riverside Church this past Tuesday afternoon.

You? Basing your life decisions off of your coffee addiction? never.

Today at 9 am, members of the Student Workers of Columbia began voting on whether their Bargaining Committee should have the authority to call for a strike if they deem it necessary to further negotiations for a still non-existent contract with the University.

The return of the woolly mammoths, and the return to New York City’s public schools.

Spoiler Alert: bad.

Second is the first to lose, said Abby Lee Miller once.

Many of us are experiencing Columbia dorms for the first time, and we’re all rushing to make comparisons. Everyone’s busy making their own tier list it seems, so here’s one I’m sure you ALL were thinking about. 

Get a name change without taking the 1 to civil court.

From a Barnard Babe with too much to say.

This weekend was the annual CUPAL Kickoff and Bwog could not be more jazzed about student art!

It is no coincidence that Duolingo and Duo Security both start with “Duo,” as both are incredibly annoying.

Chargers of all shapes and sizes should be able to charge at NoCo!

Fellow Bwoggers ventured into the laundry rooms of their freshly moved-in dorms and noted just how incredibly scary they are. When every trip to the laundry room feels like a descent to hell, Bwog feels that it is necessary to rank each dorm by how likely you are to be found dead while laundering.

Is it all worth it?