We’re only four days into housing selection? *vomits*

Reporting live from Columbia University in the City of [Your_Hometown_Here], I’m here to tell you how to emulate going to school in the city while trapped in the suburbs.

Help!!! The sky is opaque!

In which Bwog writers are berated.  Being at home hasn’t stopped Bwog from doing our favorite thing: receiving hateful comments. Inspired by a video made two years ago, we’ve compiled some of our favorite mean (or just generally weird) comments that readers have left on our articles.    

I laughed, I cried, I discovered myself.            –  Jordan Merrill

We really wish we could smell these smells right now. 

Bwog hereby officially endorses our very own Video Editor Jordan as someone you should date!

I cannot provide you people with any proof that this happened, but it fucking snew today. 

Bwogger Jordan Merrill ventures deep into the fiery pits of the 116 St. subway station to sit down with the famous subway rat affectionately known as Rat.  My palms are sweating, a sure and obvious symptom of my nervousness. Normally I bring a list of questions to these kinds of things, but I didn’t have […]

I am a medicawwy wicenced wittle baby pwofessional. 

Hello, I’m back to complain about something completely arbitrary again. 

Is it tactless to make a joke about North Korean projectiles? 

Hey. It’s me again. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, standing above you, spraying you with this can of Raid. Well, I’ve finally worked up the courage to say what I want to say to you: get the fuck out of my house.

Good morning, Bwog readers. Today is definitely NOT the last day before classes and we all have NO responsibilities!

NYC’s hottest club is: Carman!