A classic HOOdunit.

If you throw a bad party after reading this article, that one’s on you.

Managing Editor Elijah Knodell and Science Editor Sydney Wells take a trip down memory lane through Barnard President Sian Beilock’s famous Instagram account.

While bittersweet, sometimes some things are just not meant to be. Don’t know how to tell your roommates you don’t want to live with them again next year? Bwog has you covered.

On Tuesday morning, Staff Writer Catherine Sherman attended the first virtual seminar of a two-part series hosted by Columbia Global Centers in Mumbai. This seminar invited experts to discuss the current state of global plastic pollution and pose potential methods to reduce plastic-related environmental and health harms in the future.

February, man.

On Wednesday, Charlie Bonkowsky attended “Dwarf Galaxy Archaeology with the Rapid Neutron-capture Process,” a colloquium presented by Dr. Alex Ji of the University of Chicago.

What even happened in Marvel’s Phase Four? Editors Note: Mentions of Violence

Stay tuned for more bweaking news on this ongoing story!

Wondering who might be the 2023 Bacchanal headliner? So are we!

Just one man living a double life and throwing us all off his trail with delicious (?) Italian cuisine.

Wake up, sheeple! It’s time to open yourself up to the truth.

The verdict? Yes, they should.

Beware the British dinosaurs! Big (carnivorous) dinosaurs are leaving their mark. Editor’s note: mentions of violence

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