While America’s clingiest ex still isn’t quite convinced, the election is over and Bwog Staff Writer, Elena Christenfeld, has the full rundown on her experience working 17 intensely caffeinated hours on election day.

Good morning, Columbia! Today is a beautiful day for President Trump to consider accepting the election results.

Earlier today, the Ivy League Council announced that it is canceling all competition for the 2020-21 winter athletic season. Practices will continue to be allowed, provided that they are in compliance with federal, state, local, and institutional COVID-19 policies. 

This very single Bwogger makes their case about why you should publicly (and anonymously) make your affection for them known.

One Bwogger articulates her hate for one of her classes.

I am becoming my sweatshirt, and I’m fine with that.

‘Tis the season for cinnamon, sugar, snow, and all things warm and fuzzy. ‘Tis also the season for finding new ways to save money and protect your wallet, and Bwog is here to help!

Although today’s Bwoglines spell out an uncertain future, Sarah Goldmark and the future of sustainability innovation will make your Friday afternoon.

What’s up, mates! It’s another Wednesday, and that means a new edition of GSSC coverage by GSSC Bureau Chief Olivia Mitchell. Have a gander at this week’s brilliant student council meeting. Cheers, love!

You know the types. The overused phrases and how certain majors and clubs just can’t help but sound like a broken record. If you’ve said or done some of these things, that’s fine, just don’t say it more than once a week… please.

Crunch

On Monday afternoon, Senior Staff Writer Charlotte Slovin and Staff Writer Julia Tolda attended a Presidential Scholars in Society and Neuroscience event titled How Music Moves Us: Exploring the Connection Between Music and Emotions. The event focused on the ways music moves humans through the lens of neuroscience, movie-scoring, and machine learning.

Who doesn’t love finding a new favorite restaurant?

Columbia University has pushed back registration times to allow more time for the school to finalize spring 2021 semester plans.

After a bit of whining, Illustrator Shane Maughn investigates the real reason his professor’s face hasn’t made an appearance on Zoom all semester.