This month has EVERYTHING: meaningless fights over procedure, new childcare policies and employee benefits, the exposure of a massive years-long elections scandal, and, importantly, the long-overdue recognition of Indigenous Peoples’ Day by the university.

Ease out of your Halloweekend Hangover and into reality with today’s Bwoglines.

Hi, it’s me, telling you to take a nap and providing you with the information to do so. 

Columbia University in the American South? Bwog decided to simulate that possibility.

Senior staffer Levi Cohen on the dark horse of the prepared salad bar.

Do you have neighbors who have really loud sex, and who also happen to be assholes? Bwog is here to help.

This Sunday, take a trip to the Bone Zone for skulls, brunch, and Halloween spirit!

It’s Friday, which means you have at least two days between now and your next midterm. Sit back, relax, and let Bwoglines tell you what you missed while you were studying.

Curious as to where you can escape from the feathered furies that run this campus? This anonymous bwogger will tell you the real hot spots where you can finally find peace and solitude…

Beginning in spring 2020, room selection will move online for all students applying to Columbia Housing, excluding special living community applicants.

Apparently it’s the Year of Water here at Columbia. Bwog jumps in on the bandwagon and drinks some water. This article just like WATERLICHT, except nobody wants to take pictures of it and there isn’t a line outside the club.

You know that moment when you’re fishing in your bag for your phone charger and gradually begin questioning why you haven’t felt it in there yet, and then your heartbeat quickens and the dread sinks in as you realize it’s not there? Yeah, it sucks. But it’s ok! Because we’ve all been there. 

Sports Editor Eunice Bae decided to add a little «ooh-la-la» to her Wednesday evening with a talk by Dr. Allan Potofsky about the Notre-Dame de Paris at Columbia’s Maison Française, learning a surprising amount about fire codes.

So much can happen in a day! Stay up to date with Bwoglines.

Bwogger Miyoki Walker would like a word with the people who think they can take whatever they want without facing the consequences.