When will it end when will it end when will it end when will it end when will it end when will it end when will it end.

Apparently endless rain enters its 27th month in Kent 413.

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti…

A dorm. A bed. How many? I guess you’ll have to read to find out.

Forget about final season and Primal Scream. Join Bwog in giving the student body laxatives!

We may have forgotten to write a breaking news post about this, but honestly, did anyone notice?

Sunday, March 6: Heavy fog reported in Hamilton 406.

It’s been 107 days since Red (Taylor’s Version) has been released, and we’re still hearing about Taylor Swift. If there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that there is no escaping the Sw*fties on campus. 

Tuesday, February 7: Tornado reported in Schermerhorn 467

A non-SEAS student (i.e., a Fu Fighter) weighs in. 

It’s time to break out of my peasant lifestyle and indulge in a new hobby, and with brand new recommendations for what I think are perfumes and not just highly elaborate snake oil schemes, I’m ready to take New York by storm!

Hydrocarbons weren’t the only combustion reaction during my Gen-Chem final.

A coup by any other major—except political science—would be just as radical. 

Bwog Staff is going to sleep tonight thinking only about their rebirth at the 114th Starbucks in the morning.

The truths expressed below are universally acknowledged.