We’re back folks! If you missed the long lines in the dining hall, well, I guess you’re happy now.

Many of us are experiencing Columbia dorms for the first time, and we’re all rushing to make comparisons. Everyone’s busy making their own tier list it seems, so here’s one I’m sure you ALL were thinking about. 

Get a name change without taking the 1 to civil court.

From a Barnard Babe with too much to say.

It is no coincidence that Duolingo and Duo Security both start with “Duo,” as both are incredibly annoying.

The Classics department has shared with Bwog a definitely-for-sure-legitimate alternate translation of Homer’s epic.

Chargers of all shapes and sizes should be able to charge at NoCo!

Bwog, Religion, and You!!

Fellow Bwoggers ventured into the laundry rooms of their freshly moved-in dorms and noted just how incredibly scary they are. When every trip to the laundry room feels like a descent to hell, Bwog feels that it is necessary to rank each dorm by how likely you are to be found dead while laundering.

Is it all worth it?

We are cursed with knowledge, and now you can be too!

In which guest writer and Games Club Vice President Linus Glenhaber wants you to genuinely have a good time.

Forget how to talk to people after a year and a half of Zoom University? Bwog’s got you covered!

It feels like a decade has passed since we last attended in-person classes, and the thought of entering a lecture hall with hundreds of people or rushing across campus to get to classes on time is feeling a little overwhelming. Bwog is here with some advice to help you have the smoothest transition possible!

Looking back on my first semester at Barnard as a transfer in fall 2019, there’s a lot that I wish I could go back and tell my former self. Here are the top five things I think any new transfer should keep in mind!