The Barnard 600’s dorm is infamous for its little mice problem. Perhaps it’s time to get creative.

Petition to bring back Bar Mitzvahs for college students.

I don’t know if this is just a personal experience, but Barnumbia’s dining halls have been frustratingly enigmatic in their hours, menus, and general operation recently. All I ask is, why?

I hear it’s a sport…

I miss you Barnard.

Because I know we’ve all walked past The Thinker and wondered if he was actually freezing  

I used to be Diana’s biggest hater and Hewitt’s biggest fan. Oh, how the rickety-Milstein-first-floor tables have turned. 

Guest Writer Theo explores the uninhibited delusion of the shopping period.

Or, to use the local lingo, it’s fucking brick.

If you’ve ever wanted to get involved with Barnard Babysitting but have felt too scared to give it a shot, here is your sign to learn a little bit more about the basic process and see if it’s a commitment you would be interested in taking up. 

We struggled for employment.

As someone who has an unhealthy obsession with shopping with a bad, bad case of what I like to call ‘Girl Math’ syndrome, I justify using my employee discount to buy clothes for whenever I want to cosplay as a History major at Barnard. 

Following through on a 2024 Goal, Staff-Writer Maren Frey tried out the Dodge Fitness Center Group Class Pass Free Trial and loved (almost) every second. 

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