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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

By Phoebe Newton on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Per usual, science is terrifying and we’re all going to die. However, supposedly we’ll find love in the middle of [instert crisis here]? It’s a little unclear. Courtesy of the optimistic(?) Phoebe Newton, this edition of Bunsen Bwog is the apocalyptic version of spending an hour on WebMD (only to discover that you are for […]

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are almost over. Your ability to sit in a library for hours on end is running low. You’re starting to wonder if this is really your life, or some kind of hellish vision that your brain concocted during your freshman year of high school and has been punishing you with ever since. But don’t […]

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are a trying time – not only for our minds, but also for our hearts, bodies, and souls. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still have fun on the weekend … right? We’re stressed and we’re distressed, but we’re hanging on. At least, we’d like to think we are. And, as always, if you’d […]

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 3 Comments

With finals bearing down so heavily upon our backs, we could all use a little humor and a little wisdom. J.C. Salyer, term assistant professor in the anthropology department at Barnard, offers both. Also, cats. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I reject the cynical econometrics of your neoliberal biopolitics and its implication that […]

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Shit Our Notes Say

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals is a time of searching frantically back through your notes, fervently hoping that something you scribbled down in a lecture two months ago will help you pass your exam tomorrow. Bwog has been doing the same thing, but unfortunately, instead of stumbling upon useful insights, we only found strange doodles and barely-decipherable comments. Here, […]

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“Baking” With Bwog: The Many Uses of Oregano

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 6 Comments

Back in October, three Baker Bwoggers made “special” brownies – special in the sense that they contained pretzels and caramel. Two months later, after a semester at college and in the midst of finals, other Bwog staff writers decided it was high time to make some really special brownies. And by “really special,” we mean with oregano. It’s […]

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Bwog In Bed: Be Your Own Hero Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Yes, we know, it’s Monday. And not just any Monday – the Monday of finals week. To get through this trying time, you’re going to need courage, perseverance, and the kind of ridiculously positive attitude that will make all the cartoon villains resent you. Unfortunately, Bwog can’t give you an epic training montage, but we can […]

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Dark Night Of The (Final) Soul

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2015 1 Comments

As finals season comes to a close, the fall term is wrapping up in typically horrifying fashion. For this semester’s final installment of Dark Night, Bwog is bringing you the good, the bad, and the ugly. But, as usual, mostly just the ugly. Notes from the field of darkness: “Sat next to a girl in East Asian this […]

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From The Issue: Customs, But No Check

By The Blue and White on Dec 20, 2015 2 Comments

This article from the December issue of The Blue and White focuses on the experiences of international CU students and the trials and tribulations of finding (and keeping) work while in school. Customs, But No Check What the visa lottery means for international students at Columbia by Julie Moon A few weeks ago, Omar Abboud, SEAS ’16 and […]

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Senior Wisdom: Shai Dollin

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2015 4 Comments

Things get philosophical in today’s Senior Wisdom. This time we sat down with Shai Dollin to discuss rationalization of existence, regrets, and the real world. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Shai Dollin, joint program between Columbia School of GS and JTS, Neuroscience and Behavior major at Columbia and pre-med, and Talmud and Rabbinics major at JTS. I’m […]

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Overseen: Bare Butts In The But

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2015 3 Comments

Last night, Bwog was tipped about an incident that occurred in one of the Butler study rooms. It seems as if a freshman Snapchat enthusiast happened to look out of their dorm window and document a particularly interesting scene through the windows of the library. Now, we know what you’re thinking – “But Bwog, everything that happens in […]

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The Cathartic, Communal, Columbia Cry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2015 1 Comments

This is a reminder to all y’all out there with something to get off your chest: Primal Scream is happening tonight at midnight! For all those who are unaware of the tradition: Each semester on the Sunday night of finals week, Columbia students open their windows at midnight and scream as loudly as they possibly can. This tradition, […]

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Bwoglines: Return Of The Manhole Fires Edition

Sarah Braner 0

back at it with fires in my bwoglines
did you miss me -fires
i could not find a goddamn image
noot noot
someone tell jj's to bring the turkey burgers back from war

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Where You Need To Be Pooping!

Bwog Staff 4

a bathroom you will never forget
bwog baby daddy
bwog baby donkey
bwog fucks
bwog shits
fayerfeather
fayerweather
featherweather
fuck spec
gentrify fayerweather
i really came for fayerweathers whole life but it kind of deserves it
poopin in the shower: a memoir
sorry if literally everyone knew about this except for me
sry to whoever's best kept secret this was
the fayerweather bathroom is (well) lit

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Late Night JJ’s Is Killing HamDel

Betsy Ladyzhets 3

conspiracybwog
except this isn't even a conspiracy theory it's just true
Hamdel
i love jj's but you've gotta support local businesses
i must have ten of those golden punch cards lying around
last fall after a party i went to hamdel and found them closed... one of the saddest moments of my life
late night food
other excellent late night options we need to keep alive: appletree; roti roll; tom's
quality sandwich

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LectureHop: Nobel Laureate Martin Chalfie On Being “Failed And Useless”

Sarah Braner 3

after spending all day wednesday questioning my decision to major in bio i REALLY needed this
BACTERIA! THAT DETECT LANDMINES! i actually gasped
Events
i'm gonna be a scientist mom!!!
lecturehop
no one knows what they're doing in science and it's the BEST (okay well some do but they're outliers)
science is just a bunch of screwups that occasionally lead to breakthroughs
SCIENCE IS SO COOL OKAY
thank you for my LIFE chalfie

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Where Art Thou: Nina Simone Edition

Riva Weinstein 0

but isnt godspell about like.... the crucifixion???
lots of good theater this week!
where art thou?

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Oyez, You Hooligan Youths: Learn How To Clean Up After Yourselves In John Jay

Levi Cohen 0

although there is some silverware on the conveyor belt that shouldnt be there
callout post
dining hall etiquette classes pls
leaving shit on the tables gives them that terrible sticky residue!!
we are all better than this

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Bwoglines: Is The Lunar Gateway Ever Being Made Edition

Mary Clare Greenlees 0

buzz aldrin thinks the gateway is ridiculous which i think is hilarious
bwastro
bwoglines
cat burglar .........
i wanted to go to rafiki but i forgot to get a ticket :(((((( ahhhhhhhh
my goal for the rest of the year is to include one space/astro/physics related thing in bwoglines

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Back Of The Envelope: The Number Of Days In Fall Break

Henry Golub 1

approximations
back of the envelope
common sense manipulations
estimations
rough calculations

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