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Student Council Election Results Are Out

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 7 Comments

CCSC, ESC, and University Senator results are out. We’ll skip the fluff – here’s your new student council! Some big positions are listed here, and every position’s full election results are at the bottom of the post. CCSC Executive Board: President: Nicole Allicock (1U Party) VP of Policy: Abby Porter (1U Party) VP of Finance: Anuj Sharma (1U Party) VP of Communications: Josh […]

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Introducing The Class of 2020: Columbia Rox And Everyone Else Sux

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 11 Comments

Most of us look back on the early posts of our class Facebook groups with shame and bewilderment—they are testament to the one quality that freshmen at every institution embody: utter doltishness. If you’ve ever hoped that the species would evolve past this kind of posturing, it was in vain, for the Columbia Class of 2020 […]

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 2

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 6 Comments

If you made it through Day 1 of housing selection without passing out, good for you! Have a Cow Tale to celebrate. Even if you did lose consciousness, have a Cow Tale anyway. Maybe your blood sugar is low. The stakes will only get higher as the days go on, so make sure to stay […]

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Presenting High-Def Pictures From Bacchanal

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

Ready to just move on from Bacchanal? Unfortunately, you still have to put up with all the great pictures we took at the event. This one goes out to all the people who were too drunk, high, or lawn-relegated to take good pictures, not to mention all the people who were CAVA’d at noon. Relive […]

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Fix The Carman Elevators: A Plea

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

Ostensibly, Carman has three elevators: two slow people-movers right past the security desk, and one freight elevator, if you’re willing to climb steps and walk through empty, circuitous, vaguely-menacing hallways. Of course, this hasn’t been the reality for the past few days—nearly a week. Instead, there has been only one operational elevator in a building housing […]

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GSSC Celebrates April Fools And Goes Overboard On Gala Budget

By Romane Thomas on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

GSSC isn’t afraid to have a little fun…but that doesn’t always result in a balanced budget. Winsome Wednesday contributor Romane Thomas reports back on the goings-on at GSSC, from poorly Photoshopped images and website redesigns to frisbee games and Gala drama. Last night, General Studies Student Council (GSSC) started off celebrating April Fools by putting […]

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Bwoglines: Dying Mantis Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

The Statue takes the New York Times: news of our sit-ins and petitions over a hunk of metal has reached that intellectual bastion. The point of the piece: Columbians don’t not protest something when they can protest something. (New York Times) Iceland’s prime minister proves not so cool under pressure—he’s resigned after the leaked Panama Papers […]

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Why A Women’s College In 2016?

By Nikki Shaner-Bradford on Apr 05, 2016 4 Comments

In another event regarding the identity of Barnard, a panel organized by Sulz and Hewitt RAs discusses the relevance of women’s colleges today. Staff writer Nikki Shaner-Bradford reports on what reasons, exactly, there are for Barnard to continue to exist—if there are any reasons at all. One facet of going to Barnard is the prevalent feeling that Barnard […]

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It’s All Downhill From Here: SGA Town Hall On The Barnard/Columbia Relationship

By Mia Lindheimer on Apr 05, 2016 13 Comments

On Monday evening, the SGA town hall attracted staff writer Mia Lindheimer – mostly due to the free Thai Market. Little did she know, her eyes would be opened to one of the most heated debates on campus: the Barnard-Columbia relationship. Do we all attend the same “university”? Yes. Are we separate colleges? Yes. So where does […]

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 1

By Bwog Staff on Apr 05, 2016 25 Comments

Rise and shine, Columbia! Today we begin our anual coverage of room selection, providing you with live updates of availble rooms (see the spreadsheet below) and commentary on the crazy shit that goes down. If you have questions, feel free to leave a comment or submit a tip to tips@bwog.com. We anticipate that today will […]

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Chuck Norris Vs Communism

By Gabrielle Kloppers on Apr 05, 2016 0 Comments

No, Chuck Norris didn’t actually fight communists, pistols blazing in both hands. But the infiltration of Western media into the Soviet bloc definitely helped to fan anti-communist dispositions. Staff writer Gabrielle Kloppers writes about the recent documentary, Chuck Norris v Communism, and its effects on communist Romania. For many Columbia students, movies represent an escape from […]

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SGA Learns About New Software, Discusses Impeachment Policy

By Raji Ganapathy on Apr 05, 2016 0 Comments

Did SGA do anything this week? Yes! SGA Bureau Chief Raji Ganapathy reports on Barnard’s new course registration software as well as the last constitutional review session of the year. Fun stuff. On the list of things to be fixed about Barnard, course registration is near the top. That’s why at SGA’s meeting last night, […]

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A Love Letter To The Schapiro Elevators

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I don't know a better elevator
Schapiro elevators do what the other girls just aren't capable of!!!!
this is my truth
yes i did say elevators arouse me..and?

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Barnard Laundry Room Patrons As Characters You May Encounter In A Wild West Saloon

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all of a sudden the saloon doors blow open. the town outlaw - a terrifying six foot two in stature - swaggers in with a gun at his waist and a cigar between his lips.
before anyone can say anything he plops down next to a washer and tactfully removes the still-sopping laundry.
everyone looks at each other. this is detergent dan - wanted dead or alive in at least five counties.
he stole from the wrong machine though. what he didn't know is that the laundry he just stole was that of the upstart cowboy.
laundry louie looks at the man who just stole his machine. he reaches for his whip as detergent dan casts his baleful gaze over him.
now do you really want to do that son? detergent dan asks coldly. 'son.' the word laundry louie had never heard from his lout of a father.
their hands tighten around their respective weapons. this means war.

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Bwoglines: The Joy Of Painting Edition

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Q: what dorm did the electric eel live in? A: Watt
the iliad is the best book in lithum change my mind
when bob ross was at columbia he went by robert

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Opening Remarks: Fall 2019

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bwop tart
didnt realize zobo was zoe and that also gave me quite the laugh
opening remarks fall 2019
picked up my mattress pad today and my life and sleeping habits have been profoundly changed ever since
shit our professors say
STAIRMASTER made me literally CACKLE

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Campus Figures As Bachelor In Paradise Contestants

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dean kromm representation
one bachelor content is too much bachelor content

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Horror Story: Losing My Keycard On The First Day of NSOP

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honestly matching the phone pocket to the phone case is a real dilemma that we all must face at some point in our lives
LET ME IN!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
lmaooooo RHDs. that is all
Philly Girl #phillygirl
skeleton key would be a good couple's costume for halloween

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OMA-Goodness, Architecture Can Be Cool Too!

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architecture
babies of bwog
bwog covers events
imagine...godzilla........haha
lecturehop

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SGA Explores Why Barnard Is Broke

Zack Abrams 8

bold & beautiful & back in session
how many babies in puddles have YOU ignored today
maybe if they had 10 billion dollars they could through barncchanal
poor poor barnard
run for something! anything!
still not convinced about barnard's text alerts

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