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Bwoglines: Mopping Up Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2015 0 Comments

The U.S. Senate passed the Panglossian-titled “Every Child Achieves Act,” a replacement for the “No Child Left Behind Act” of George W. Bush. The bill “did away with the…mandate of Adequate Yearly Progress, required use of measures in evaluating student success, provided greater access to early childhood education and included a measure to audit and […]

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IGC Greek Judicial Board Chair Winner Accused Of Unfair Electioneering

By Courtney Couillard on Dec 08, 2015 11 Comments

Yesterday evening, the Inter-Greek Council (IGC) held elections for their board, including the election of a new Judicial Board Chair. An anonymous tipster sent us details on the election process, accusing current IGC Director of Internal Affairs and Sigma Nu member Teddy Finkelstein, CC ’17, of unfair organization of last night’s elections. In addition to organizing the elections, […]

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The Ninety-Five Theses

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

If you’ve taken Contemporary Civilization or come from a Flyover state with a long history of Scandinavian homesteaders, you are probably familiar with Martin Luther and his 95 theses. Well, we connected the dots and realized it’s not a huge jump from demonstrating the hypocrisy of the Papists to fighting the established patriarchal norms of Academia […]

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SGA: Fighting For Rights

By Caroline Montgomery on Dec 08, 2015 0 Comments

This week’s SGA update brought to you, as always, by staffer Caroline Montgomery, heats up campus even as December marches on. This week, SGA was heated (like our earth! 60 degrees in December!?). The the main agenda was for Associate Dean of Student Life, Alina Wong, to discuss Barnard’s involvement with CUE, the Office of […]

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Call For Closing Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

You’ve been hearing drunk seniors slurring the words “Iiiit’s Cloooosing Tiiimmmee…” as they get kicked out of 1020 at 4 am since September, but this is realer than any bad Semisonic song: the semester is coming to a close! We want you to help us compile a list of your professors’ best end-of-semester remarks/shenanigans for […]

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Bwoglines: Science Trumps All (Including Trump) Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

This one is self explanatory: “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.” We figured out what’s going on: a racist crazy is running for President. (Trump Website) Bernie Sanders won the popular vote… for […]

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Breaking: CUMB Releases First Round Of Fall 2015 Orgo Night Posters

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 5 Comments

It’s that time of year again folks: the Columbia University Marching Band has released their first round of flyers for this year’s Fall Orgo Night taking place December 16th at 11:59PM in Butler 209. While these posters are definitely less controversial than those of previous years, we expect the event itself to maintain its usual level of offense. As always, Bwog plans […]

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Field Notes: The Organic Meets The Inorganic Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 0 Comments

With finals fast approaching (Oh, hi research paper we never started!!), we observe that the student populace is more receptive to the unnatural melding of the organic (alive, productive) with the inorganic (inanimate, rotting). Below, behold some examples. And as always, send in any contributions to tips@bwog.com or through our anonymous tip form. The Organic […]

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BCSN Protesters Have Released Demands

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 18 Comments

The Barnard Columbia Solidarity Network (BCSN) started protesting on Low Steps at 3:30 today, with a sizable but not overwhelming crowd. The network amended a set of demands from the Student Power Coalition (SPC) in order to reflect the race critical lens supported by its membership—member groups include the Mobilized African Diaspora (MAD), Columbia Divest for Climate Justice, Divest […]

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CCSC Discusses Impeachment And A Resolution About Bacchanal

By Joe Milholland on Dec 07, 2015 0 Comments

Things got ~dramatic~ at last night’s CCSC meeting, complete with suspenseful Jeopardy music. But, first things first, Monday marauder Joe Milholland brings you up to date on the latest resolutions for Bacchanal, which may or may not pass. Bacchanal Resolution At Sunday night’s Columbia College Student Council (CCSC) general body meeting, VP of Communications Grayson Warrick […]

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Get (Your Non-Sectarian Decorations) Lit This Holiday Season

By Finn Klauber on Dec 07, 2015 0 Comments

Instead of a Bucket List, Finn Klauber presents to you some holiday-themed opportunities for procrastination. Have you glanced up from the mountain of term papers, theses, notes, and final projects to make holiday plans yet? If you’re like us, you probably fell asleep on those very same term papers, theses, notes, and final projects instead. […]

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Protest For Or Against Anything Today At Low Plaza

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 14 Comments

Update, 11:39 am: Changes have been made in the organization of the protest. It is now being run by the Barnard Columbia Solidarity Network (BCSN), a coalition that includes the groups that were part of the Student Power Coalition, but adds to the mix Mobilized African Diaspora and Barnard Columbia Socialists. They will release their […]

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Oyez, You Hooligan Youths: Learn How To Clean Up After Yourselves In John Jay

Levi Cohen 0

although there is some silverware on the conveyor belt that shouldnt be there
callout post
dining hall etiquette classes pls
leaving shit on the tables gives them that terrible sticky residue!!
we are all better than this

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Bwoglines: Is The Lunar Gateway Ever Being Made Edition

Mary Clare Greenlees 0

buzz aldrin thinks the gateway is ridiculous which i think is hilarious
bwastro
bwoglines
cat burglar .........
i wanted to go to rafiki but i forgot to get a ticket :(((((( ahhhhhhhh
my goal for the rest of the year is to include one space/astro/physics related thing in bwoglines

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Back Of The Envelope: The Number Of Days In Fall Break

Henry Golub 1

approximations
back of the envelope
common sense manipulations
estimations
rough calculations

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PSA: Stop Having Sex In The Milstein Gender Neutral Bathrooms

Bwog Staff 3

bad bwitches only
PLEASE STOP IT
right now im in a state of mind
were you raised in BARNS

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Hey You? Yes, You. Please Don’t Schedule That Intro Lecture On Friday Morning

Bwog Staff 0

a 3 day weekend is a privilege not a right but i still want it
prezbo please stop eating new york city
this bwogger dropped a class needed for their perspective major because it had a one hour exam every other friday
we're tired please remember that

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LectureHop: Unpacking “Narrative In The Natural Sciences and Humanities”

Jana Jaran 0

a well rounded woman
bwog does events
deep thoughts with jana
eventhop
Events
faculty house woop woop
jana might be sports editor but she also attends events !!
lecturehop
narrative and truth
we love events

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Bwoglines: California Is Flooding Edition

Peyton Ayers 0

bwoglines
friday is the best day
fun fact i've never seen a broadway show
im hungover
it's friday hoes
portugal is the best european nation a hot take

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To All The Barnard Biology Students I Fellowed This Week

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

and you're doing better than me who stayed up until 3 am drafting a mini review paper!
biology
dedicated to sarah b
goodnight! i love you!
i started every one of my bio lab reports the night before and still passed the class somehow
late night bwog
lnb
say 'yeast' enough times and it stops sounding like a real word
stembwog

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