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Junior Year Checklist: Already Over It

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 13 Comments

Everyone forgets about junior year. Freshman year is for #COLLEGE, sophomore year is for slumping, and senior year is for #COLLEGE round two. But what about junior year? Bwog’s got you covered. Here’s everything you need to get done before ohmyGodI’maseniorhow’dthathappenI’msoOLD. Embrace the Ennui Change your sophomore “no fucks given” attitude to the more positively phrased […]

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Primal Scream Your Heart Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 3 Comments

Last night y’all screamed for Primal Scream, one of the few traditions we keep up here at this fine university, along with losing our minds during finals seasons, writing weirdly aggressive passive aggressive notes, and misplacing brownstones. This year, the Class of 2014 attempted a new tradition, with about 30 seniors gathering at Alma to […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kyla Cheung

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 16 Comments

In our continuing series of midyear Senior Wisdoms for midyear graduates, we bring you Kyla Cheung, who’s been working on her Senior Wisdom for years. Seriously. Name, Hometown, School: Kyla, Jersey, Barnumbia Claim to fame? Ha, “fame.” Mmhm. Okay. I suspect I got nominated for this because I started writing parts of this Senior Wisdom years ago. […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Needs Closure, Likes Editing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 2 Comments

While our past staffer schedules have revolved around our rather unproductive weekends, Senior Staff Writer Julia Goodman brings the Class of 2018 her average Monday. 7:00 am: My alarm goes off. Ugh…five more minutes… 7:05 am: My alarm goes off again. 7:10 am: And again. 7:15 am: And again. Time for the most difficult decision […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Beginning of the End

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 0 Comments

Whether today is your ticket to freedom or the beginning of a new wave of finals, Bwog invites you to hop in bed with us for a few minutes before you start your Monday. Oh, you thought we meant that in a sexual way? Get your mind out of the gutter. This is about cuddling […]

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BwogSex: Copulating in the Crypt

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 8 Comments

Some of you more cultured Bwoggers may have heard of this thing called Columbia Admirers. The on-again, off-again, on-again (limited time offer) Facebook page has been the subject of many anonymous confessions and declarations of “dat ass.” Today BwogSex and Columbia Admirers brings you a story of daring heroics and steamy finishes. As always, send in any and all […]

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How Hard Is Your…Paper?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 6 Comments

In honor of all the papers being written this week (inb4 SEAS complaints—we know, we know! You’re working much harder than all of us combined!) paired together with the extreme thirst apparent on CU Admirers, let’s talk about sex. We’ve already determined how CC and LitHum authors are in bed, but how about us lowly […]

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Actual Wisdom: Bruce Robbins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 7 Comments

For today’s Actual Wisdom, we have Bruce Robbins, of previous and expansive Bwog fame. You know it’s a good sign when they already have a Bwog tag to their name. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Justify my existence? Can’t be done. When people all around me are getting stonewalled or downsized, why […]

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 1 Comments

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose. Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the […]

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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwoglines: Drones Are The Future Edition

Megan Ka Wei Chew 0

bwoglines
legit the man in this pic is rly throwing his body
listen climate change is god damn real as hell wake up america
so many issues w drones and such but this is quite wholesome drone content
support ya artists lads
the overheard is my best friend and god bless her

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How To Make The Most Of Staying On Campus For Fall Break

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fall break
goodnight columbia
guess which ones of these we're doing
ready to sleep for a day
ready to sleep for a YEAR
submit field notes we love non-bwogger field notes!
we're seeing the band's visit over break and we're very excited about it

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Ferris: A Guide On Etiquette

Youngweon Lee 0

be!!!! considerate!!!! of!!! others!!!!!!!
i hate people who walk slow
i have 30 minutes for lunch on mondays and wednesdays and i can't have people walking slow and blocking my way in ferris
space is precious - be aware of how much space you are occupying!!! be conscientious and considerate!!!! other people could use that space you are unnecessarily taking up!!!!
why don't people know which way to walk in ferris it's so annoying

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A History Of Echoes Part 2: Sound Of Trans Freedom

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

important-ass issues to think about
y'all should watch paris is burning
yay intersectionality

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Stop Kicking Students Out Of The Stacks: A Rant

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bwog gets existential
don't have sex in the stacks just go to your room goddamn it
happy end of midterms (unless you have more after midterms lmao)
i don't actually even go to the stacks to study i'm just writing for my fellow miserable students who do
i'm sorry i ever wrote that article pls stop patrolling the stacks
please take care of yourselves and your mental health

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Bwoglines: Eleven Glorious Minutes Edition

Zack Abrams 1

courtney barnett is so cool
have you seen that tax plan
i love the name of this album
seriously i had the best 11 minutes in months
sometimes i sit and think and sometimes i just sit and listen to "sometimes i sit and think and sometimes i just sit"
tags to wake tags to sleep tags tags tags every day of the week
the goat
the trump supporter ceo didnt even give time for the reporters to gather their clips

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Awakening Our Democracy: Free Speech On Campus

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awakening our democracy
free speech
free speech on campus
freedom of expression
unitedCU
university life

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Freshman Temporarily Moved To East Campus Experiences Carman Withdrawals

Aliya Schneider 0

as a poli sci major i want to be actiabap (as close to international affairs building as possible)
cant believe the fucking ceilings fell in
meanwhile barnard students still cant sign in ANYWHERE
smh @ construction
who would choose carman over ec though lbr
wtf

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