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Shit People Steal From Dining Halls

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 7 Comments

Recently, Bwog asked for the weirdest things people have stolen from the dining halls. Here are some of the responses! The hoarders: “Through Pavlovian psychology, I’ve trained the freshman in my suite in Hartley to steal fruit daily” “I saw a girl (who may or may not have been my roommate) fill several 1-liter plastic bottles […]

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Bwog Sports: Soccer Dominates

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 4 Comments

Spotlight on Soccer The Lady Lions have been kicking the ball as of late. They’ve also been blocking the ball well (insert sexual reference here). Columbia’s women’s soccer team won their third shutout performance in four games, beating LIU Brooklyn on Sunday. The “W” is also Columbia’s second consecutive home win at home. Senior Beverley […]

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Morningside Almanac: 10/3/13

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Stop by Columbia’s Greenmarket on your way to class for tasty fresh fruit, vegetables, baked goods, and everything else delicious. The Greenmarket is every Thursday and Sunday—enjoy! A brief spate of warm weather will bring in the last of the summer produce, and ripens the produce of fall. Come by the info table to see […]

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Bwoglines: Government Shutdown Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Send this to all your Georgetown friends—someone has put Capitol Hill up for rent. While the extra cash won’t really help that much with the budget deficit, it’s probably an upgrade from whatever university housing your friends happen to be staying in. What would reporting on the shutdown look like if it happened in another […]

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Desperately Seeking: The Marching Band’s Porno

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

Bwog has received the most…scintillating….tip that the Columbia University Marching Band is shooting an amateur pornography video for submission to the annual HUMP! festival. Characters as diverse as tubas, oboes, and *accordions* may be appropriated as anatomical substitutions for their sick, sick pleasure. If you know what we mean. In response to our frantic inquiries, […]

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BREAKING: Update on Police and Motorcycle Activity

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

If you have no idea what’s going on around Amsterdam and 113th right now, read our earlier post first. New updates: Multiple police barricades are set up around Amsterdam An NYPD helicopter has been sighted (and heard) roaming the skies. Bikers are coming up from Brooklyn and Queens to join the group. According to this group, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Enter the But(t)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Hello again, legion of Bwog. It is once again safe for me to cease radio silence and let you in on the truth behind the lies. Blue Cheetah here with another hair-rising, tail-twitching, haunch-trembling discovery. My recent intel about Pupin Plaza may have been shocking, but get ready for a true revelation. This time I […]

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2Girls1Snack: Sweet Tea

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Bwoggers Elizabeth Self and Lorna Hale, the two halves to Bwog’s Tastebuds, bring you their latest 2Girls1Snack adventure: Sweet Tea. Just drink and forget. Nantucket Nectars “Half & Half,” $1.79 An amusingly alliterative title does not a delicious drink make. We didn’t know that lemonade came in “brown.” This tasted like mislabeled lemonade and looked […]

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Public Safety Advisory: Motorcycle Rally

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 10 Comments

Update: Here’s what actually happened, with photos. Apparently one of the motorcycle drivers in the crash and subsequent assault on the Henry Hudson Parkway last Sunday is being treated at St. Luke’s Hospital. Prepare for a bumpy ride. Public Safety Friends, I am writing to inform you that we are in receipt of information that there may […]

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Free Flu Shots!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 3 Comments

Notice everyone around you getting sick? Have hundreds of pages to read, and can’t afford to spend the day in bed? Go get your free flu vaccine from Columbia Health. They’ll be having “flu fairs” throughout October in convenient locations such as: The 6th floor of the International Affairs Building October 10th, 11am-2pm Jerome Greene Hall […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Midterms already getting you down? Don’t worry we got you covered. Madysen Luebke, one of Bwog’s Arts Editors, has created this list of arts-related events to perk up you. Submit arts events you know of to events@bwog.com. All Weekend Columbia School of the Arts Theatre Presents The WASPS, a play by Dianne Nora. It’ll be […]

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PSA: Get on top of Barnard

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 1 Comments

Apparently Dean Hinkson and Barnard’s Student Government Association have opened the roof of the Diana Center from 12:00-2pm today. That’s right, you are actually allowed to go on the roof. So hop on this intrepid sit-outsiders. Enjoy the weather. And don’t forget to thank your friendly SGA. Their first town hall is this Thursday, 6-8pm, […]

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Apply To Be A Bwog Daily Editor And Become A More Complete Person

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apps on apps
daily editor app
dwbs are sometimes lit
seriously everybody should know some html smh
we know what you did to Ricky's dodge gym article
we're only censored by our own ethical tastes
which can be really bad but hey we're trying
wordpress sucks tho but what can you do?

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Should You Drop That Class?

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add/drop period
don't fuck your ex
drop advanced programming okay
drop that class
drop that kitty down low
drop your CS major
fuck your TA
pop that kitty down low

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What Constitutes The Quintessential Columbia Student?

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if ur a financial econ major dont take this personally
im sorry the starter pack is shit its the first day of classes and im tired
not a real person
not a true story
who amongst you are wall street sellouts? raise ur hands

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Bwoglines: Wednesday Is For The Birds Edition

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bird
birds live in the air
bwoglines
can you tell what the secret thing connecting our bwoglines are?
for the birds
if you live in South Florida make sure to call your parents and make sure they're gonna be ok
you guessed correct! they're all things "up in the air"
you have to take a plane to get to Columbia Med school

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How To Find The Best CUIT Password For You

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bwog is here to help
change ur goddamn netflix password
cuit
fuck it three factor!!
GoT is over make sure u change ur HBO pw too
look im scared of phishing too but.............cant a girl live
passwords
two factor!

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Peoplehop: President Sian Leah Beilock

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fun fact: she's from the bay area (the bei area?)
not an actual wisdom but how could we not ask oral sex or cheese
peoplehop
presbei
sian beilock
tis the sian
we <3 sian
what should we call her! bei watch?

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A Night In The Life: Columbia/Barnard Bartender

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barnard bartending
bartending
cba
hillary clinton
night in the life
obamamama
park ave apt
top shelf whiskey
tribute to jennie olson
we party harty
wine and selzer

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Suzanne Goldberg Releases Statement Supporting DACA Students

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breaking
DACA
undoCU
undocumented issues
undocumented students

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