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Senior Wisdom: Louise McCune

By Bwog Staff on May 11, 2013 11 Comments

Today’s first Senior Wisdom: Louise McCune, the fine lady behind some of our Butler archetypes, and the fine lady who is probably sitting behind you as you read this, considering your eligibility for portraiture. Name, Hometown, School: Louise McCune, San Francisco, Columbia College, American Studies Claim to fame? In these circles I am probably best […]

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Bwog in Bed: Shitty Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 11, 2013 4 Comments

Everything is awful except for the Slow Loris. Holy fucking shit the Slow Loris. Bwoglines: Randy Jackson leaves American idol. (E!) Carbon dioxide has not been this high in at least three million years. (NYT) You decide which is the greater tragedy. Finals Tip: Don’t be a shitty person. Instead, drop out and become a cheese wit. (NYT) […]

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Senior Wisdom: Matt Martinez

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 21 Comments

Tonight’s Senior Wisdom: Matt Martinez, who makes some excellent cheese-related puns (after Bwog’s own heart), and quotes some Winnie the Pooh. Name, Hometown, School: Matthew Patrick Martinez; Sayville, NY; Columbia College Claim to fame? Actor in KCST and Latenite Theatre; wrote my thesis on larping; read The Night Before Christmas at the Yule Log Ceremony […]

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PeopleHop: Joshua Martin Finds a New Home with Kansas City Chiefs

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 20 Comments

…And now for something sports-related at Columbia that’s just straight-up awesome: Josh Martin, who was signed by the Kansas City Chiefs, sits down with Kansas rep Zachary Hendrickson to talk about being a free agent, a band nerd, and successful in general. Bwog: First of all, congratulations! What did it feel like, being signed by […]

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The Puppies Are Back!

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 33 Comments

We figured y’all might need a few light-hearted things to round out this week. So did SWP the Puppy Coalition. To that end, your favorite stress-relievers — THE PUPPIES — are coming back to John Jay to banish your woes. Tomorrow from 2:00 to 3:30 in the John Jay and Furnald lounges, countless (okay, around […]

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Lost: Earbuds

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 0 Comments

I lost a pair of black skull candy earbuds. They are completely black and have a microphone on the right side. I also lost a big black plastic (1.5 liter) waterbottle the same day. The water bottle has a big ”a” on it in white, says columbia health services on it, and has a piece […]

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ID Section of Lit Hum Final Leaked, Not Included in Final Score

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 178 Comments

Dear readers, we wish we were lying. We were intending to take today lightly, give everyone some space to breathe, give you fun things to watch and read, maybe talk about puppies coming to campus (more on that in a later post). Instead, however, we’ve been informed that this fine university possibly has another widespread cheating […]

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Fruit Paunch’s 24 Hour Show Starts Now

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 6 Comments

And now for something actually light: Fruit Paunch, Columbia’s improv comedy group, is having their annual 24-hour show from 5 p.m. tonight (a.k.a. right now) until 5 p.m. tomorrow. As you may have guessed, they’ll be doing improv for those 24 hours straight — no pause, no breaks for air. If you need a 24-hour […]

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Library Room Reviews: Diana 300

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 13 Comments

Next in our series of reviews of the library rooms we hate to love: the reading room on the third floor of the Diana center. So yeah, the Diana reading room is not technically a “library room”. Fine, you win, revoke my blogging license. However, not being in a library is what makes the Diana […]

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Senior Wisdom: Rachel Nash Bronstein

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 35 Comments

In the first Senior Wisdom of the day, we bring you a reveal: Rachel Nash Bronstein has been running the anonymous and popular My Life Is Barnard twitter account. Upon her departure, she wants to come clean… Name, Hometown, School: Rachel Nash Bronstein, Newton MA, Barnard College Claim to fame? I’m the third of MyLifeisBarnard […]

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Bwog In Bed: All Tired Out

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 8 Comments

Bwogline: The spire of One World Trade Center was bolted in this morning, officially bringing the building to stand at 1,776 feet tall. (CNN) Finals Tip: Caffeine keeps you up, sugar makes you crash. So only drink RedBull or other sugary energy drinks if you plan on sleeping later. Otherwise, use coffee or tea. Procrastinate: […]

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Some Football Players: Sorry, We’re Not Sorry

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2013 263 Comments

A group of seniors, including at least two football players, were overheard around 4 pm today in the line for commencement tickets in Lerner making light of the situation involving the football team, according to an anonymous tipster. She was listening to the group standing next to her in line, and after about 20 minutes […]

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“Drawn Together” Happening Today!

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art
bwog love
come someone go?
Cool events
spreading love
this is actually really cool
wall

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Bwoglines: We Are All Left Edition

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anything could happen in NYC
bad jokes are bad but laughter si good
Britain's Got Talent
bwog is funny
Bwog went to the same comedy school as MAry
Colombia
like cars blowing up

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Where Art Thou: Sketchy Randos

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'another avant-garde' is sarcasm? we think?
'Figaro always sounds like the Bohemian Rhapsody pronunciation in our head
'from heaven to hell' sounds like the Columbia experience in a single phrase
cheers to the seniors!
is there a single person on the Orchesis board whose job it is to come up with title-puns?
she got a body like Rihanna

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The Periodic Table Of Columbia University

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er for cava lol
he for help because help me
im sorry new hampshire doesn't really have anything to do with columbia
in lumine tuo videbimus lumen
sigma frats and such
snakes and sadboys
sorry my handwriting sucks i did my best
this was really hard to make please appreciate it
y for youngweon lmao
y$

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Disband The Columbia University Marching Band

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an op ed based entirely in truth and facts
april fool's
bwog is really looking forward to next orgo night - what a shitshow that'll be
cancel the band!!!!11!!!!1
cumb
if prezbo says it it must be true

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Chicken Strips Are The Solution To Stress Culture

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april fool's
brilliance
chicken
conflict
genius
im a good writer
resolution
strip
this post is a joke

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Why Fraternity Brothers Are The Unsung Heroes Of Columbia

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april fool's
as good as the spectador?
good op ed?
op ed
see ma I can write for spec

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Bwoglines: Laughing Dolphins Edition

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bwoglines
i wish i were half as photogenic as that dolphin
tap that refresh button
this whole school needs church
treat yourself honey
you deserve it

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