Somebody outside John Jay should submit to Columbia Compliments: “He’s fit. He’s fitter than a fiddle.” Somebody outside Butler decided they were fit as a fiddle: “Can I just stand with you for a second? I just got naked and they called public safety. I’m just telling you–it’s art!!!!!!” I’m wondering how the second one wasn’t […]
After Zeta Beta Tau lost their charter to a hazing scandal and all the controversy that followed, CUMB pounced at the chance to make fun of the situation with a moving account of the memories that will remain as ZBT leaves us. We found the Breakfast Club music incredibly fitting and CUMB’s absolute lack of compunction hilarious.
Are you a creative individual who enjoys making videos? Do you just have a lot of time in your hands? Are you the Anointed One, the only person on campus who actually understands the housing selection process? Then consider submitting to Housing’s Room Selection Video Contest! In this contest, Housing is offering $500 in flex plus […]
After the Harlem shake swept the world, reaching offices, newsrooms, families, blizzards, Buzzfeeds, CollegeHumors, and autotuners everywhere, it has finally made its way back to its name. Columbia students have made a Harlem shake on Low, with special appearances by Bane. When are we doing one in Butler 209?
The Westboro Baptist Church announces plans to picket “Ivy League Whorehouse” Vassar. We find this incredibly offensive. Since when is Vassar in the Ivy League? (Twitter) Mumford & Sons win album of the year at the Grammys. Ew. They just rip off of Morningsiders. (NYTimes) Apple has already conquered your first, second, and third biggest backpack pockets as well as […]
Tonight’s personals feature Mitchell Feinberg and Rebekah Cohan; if you fall in love, email personals@bwog.com to make it happen. Name, Year, School, Major: Mitchell Feinberg, 2013, SEAS, Biomedical Engineering Preference: Guy for girl Hometown: Saint James, NY Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Romantic dinner, singing showtunes at the piano What redeems you as […]
Nemo postponed quite a few sporting events this past weekend, but some Columbia teams couldn’t be deterred by the weather in a way that would make the postal service proud. Women’s Swimming & Diving trumped Princeton 194-104 in a home finale honoring seniors. The 200 medley relay broke the school and pool record, and Alena […]
Does this song remind you of every middle school dance ever? Well come relive your middle school days at Bwog as we reminisce on middle school dance classics such as Whine Up,Umbrella,Get Low(clean version), Promiscuous and many more. SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner, 7 pm is where and when it’s at, so come […]
A car flipped over between 111th and 112th on Broadway late this afternoon. The road was closed off as of 4 pm but has since reopened. There is no information concerning the specifics of the event, but we hope everyone involved is okay. Bwog wants to remind its readers to be extra cautious in these […]
All Barnard students received an email from Dean of the College Avis Hinkson reminding you to get your flu shot on Friday announcing Barnard’s new “Support Animal Policy” which itself announces that Barnard is “now committed to accommodating anyone with disabilities for whom these animals provide tremendous comfort and assistance.” The policy falls in line […]
Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. As always, feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section (and/or mock our typos) and we’ll add them. Our […]
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