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Bwoglines: Middle School Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2012 0 Comments

Natural gas has recently boomed as an energy source, but the discrepancy between the American consumer’s environmental and cost benefit and the natural gas companies’ massive losses has caused the fuel’s profitability to be questioned. [Insert 12-year-old boy inspired flatulation joke here] (NYT) Ellen Degeneres is to receive the Mark Twain Award for American Humor and […]

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Double Trouble: Objection Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2012 20 Comments

Don’t shed those tears after our 21-16 loss to Dartmouth, Bwog is here to cheer you up with a double dose of Overheards and Overseens. Thanks to our army of minions tipsters, we’ve gathered some snippets through the grapevine. Freshman athletes on Lit Hum: “I didn’t know, when I committed, about the whole liberal arts thing […]

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Homecoming is Today!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2012 4 Comments

Unless you have been living under a rock or trapped in the bathroom, you should know today is Homecoming! Columbia Lions are taking on the Big Green today, 10/20, on Baker Field at 1:30 PM. Shuttle buses will depart from 116th and Broadway starting at 11:00 AM and returning immediately after the game. For guidance on how […]

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Contest: President Bollinger Overseens

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2012 7 Comments

In celebration of Homecoming, Bwog is hosting a contest for the best overseen photo of Prezbo. The contest will start today (10/20) and end next Saturday (10/27). The prize is none other than your very own bottle of Bollinger champagne. So fire up Instagram and send those photos to tips@bwog.com! All about angles via […]

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Bwoglines: Shenanigans Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2012 0 Comments

For the few, the proud Android lovers, it turns out the upcoming Sony Nexus X was in fact, a hoax. Ti Kawamoto, a graphic artist from Vermont, decided to post the pictures as a product of a 3D modeling exercise. Tech sites soon picked up the story and published it without some fact checking. Oops. (Tech […]

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What to Do When Your Parents are Coming to Dinner

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 23 Comments

Ah, it’s once again that marvelous time of year when you have two midterms next week, Saturday will be wasted in drunken revelry, and…oh yeah, your parents are in town. If, like us, you’ve spent the past week panicking and trying to hide half the stuff in your room, these tips should give you a […]

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How To Read Back Your Student Life Fees

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 0 Comments

For the past few weeks, we’ve been giving you tips on how to stick it to the man student life fees by exploiting Columbia giveaways. In this installment, we calculate how much money you can “read back” in free New York Times (and by “read,” we obviously mean “do the crossword/KenKen and then blithely flip […]

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Barnard Workers Vote to Accept Contract

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 1 Comments

In an email sent out to the Barnard student body this morning, DSpar announced that the members of UAW Local 2110 have ratified the tentative agreement announced yesterday. The new contract, which contains no wage freeze or cuts to benefits or maternity leave, “will be finalized upon approval of Barnard’s Board of Trustees.” DSpar calls […]

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Enlightenment in 140 Characters

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 2 Comments

Still need more ways to procrastinate for your midterms? Bwog has you covered! When you’re spending all that time on Twitter to avoid your calculus textbook, your tweets can start to feel a little dry. But not anymore, with our new favorite website that proclaims “Yes, that CAN be my next tweet!” This text generator […]

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Your Textbook Loves You And Wants You To Be Happy

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 1 Comments

You’ve probably been spending a lot more time with your textbook lately, and in some pretty late-night settings. Bwog has, too—and we’ve noticed a few little gems hidden within. Small moments like these below; subtle signals from the authors sensing our distress and saying, “You are not alone.” Or just a lame scientist trying to […]

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Bwoglines: Excuses Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 3 Comments

Residents of Brooklyn are protesting the possible addition of a new homeless shelter in their neighborhood, because they “already have people in our community who are borderline homeless.” (Gawker) Joe Walsh continued Todd Akin’s unscientific rants yesterday, when he told reporters there is no need for an abortion exception for the life or health of […]

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(Day) Drinking with Bwog: Homecoming

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 1 Comments

It’s that time of the year again. For a brief 48 hours, you go to a fantasy college where Butler is a football rival and not a cavernous den of midterm doom and “tailgating” is a thing. That’s right, it’s Homecoming weekend! And what better way to celebrate than with a special edition of DWB […]

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Bwog’s Costume Closet: Sexy Ivy League

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bwog's costume closet
i lost my sense of ego long ago
you can save $3 by using the fallen leaves on campus
you know what turns me on? burning away hundreds of thousands of dollars away

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“Liberty, Freedom, Tyranny Is Dead!”: Bwog Reviews KCST’s Julius Caesar

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"cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war"
23 stabs. count 'em. they were all there.
Bwog got a shoutout in the program; thanks KCST!
Bwog got splashed with some blood but we won't penalized the actors for that
et tu Brute?
Julius Caesar
kcst
the ides of March
tw: blood
tw: violence
we just hope the blood washes out....

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Horror Story: Elevator Ride To An Alternate Universe

Sarah Dahl 1

tfw lonely alternate dimension or not
tfw the feeling of creeping nostalgia and dread
tfw there's food in the kitchen
what if we actually already traveled to an alternate dimension when we realized berenstain had "ai" instead of "ei" like we traveled to an alternate dimension but thats all that changed

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Ways To Spook Your Classmates

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have ya'll happened to read the tenets of laveyan satanism? they're pretty interesting
i did not just base this post off of one of my own tweets
letting go is the best thing that has ever happened to me
should i become the devil for halloween? or is that too cliche

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Bwoglines: The E-Activist Edition

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bird
but i just decided to be a vine star
bwoglines
can i even tell the difference between vine stars
i will miss vine
remember that vine where someone is hitting the egg with their head
RIP Vine
that was a bad kanye reference
vine died but the faces of those shitty vine stars will remain forever embedded in my mind

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Bwog’s Costume Closet: Henry Moore’s Reclining Figure

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(not sure how; you'll figure it out)
bonus points if you crabwalk up to prezbo
bwog's costume closet
costume
halloween
we know you haven't started prepping for halloween
you can probably repurpose the metallic bodysuit also

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PSA: All Of Columbia Knows Where You Live

Ross Chapman 4

barnard and GS students for some reason are exempt
columbia directory
here's a halloween story for you
of COURSE prezbo and co don't have their addresses publicly available
who knows why? not us
why is the default option to make it available tho

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Thoughts to Distract You During Class

Elana Rebitzer 0

fall break is so close yet so far
halloween is more stressful than fun at this pointb
professors will notice and may try to scare you awake
protip don't nap in the front row of class
what are you gonna be for halloween? does anybody know yet?

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