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Roar Lion(s?) Roar: A Bwog Investigation

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 11 Comments

Since the very beginning of his (interim) tenure, Deantini has closed his charming emails to the Columbia College student body with an egregious perversion of our fair fight song’s title. Though the Band may disagree, the title and refrain of our fight song is “Roar, Lion, Roar.” Deantini, however, has continued to sign correspondence with […]

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Pupdate: Get Out the Vote Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 14 Comments

Today, while doing important reporter-y things and combing reputable news sources for the next big scoop, Bwog received an unexpected call to arms. Mattingly, the lovable boxer who came to relieve stress on campus during finals, needs our help! He and his person are competing for a chance to walk in New Yorkie Runway, a charitable event that raises […]

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They’re On To Us

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 6 Comments

Even though Google spilled the beans about their privacy policy, can we really trust the multibillion dollar corporation to have no skeletons in their closet? Don’t you find it a bit strange that just as they made their announcement, campus surveillance was bumped up a several notches? Also, could this coincidence explain the eerily timely announcement […]

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Overheard: No, Not That One

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 19 Comments

A girl reading The Aeneid on the subway is approached by a random older man. Guy: What are you reading? Girl: The Aeneid. Guy: Oh, I remember reading that. I liked the Iliad better. Girl: Me too. I can’t wait to finish this so I can read the Metamorphoses. Guy: Oh man, I love Kafka. Girl: Yeah, […]

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Lost: Burberry Scarf

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 0 Comments

Last seen at Il Cibreo on January 19 around 1am. It’s beige cashmere with unique colors which complete the original burberry pattern. If you took it by accident please contact aln2133@columbia.edu. If you took it because you like it, not cool.

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Free Hacking and Snacking at DevFest

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 1 Comments

DevFest, a “week long application development experience” sponsored by the Application Development Initiative, kicks off today in Davis Auditorium at 1:00 pm. According to a tipster, there will be a bounty of snacks including Chinese food and WestSide sandwiches—ample fuel for the 24-hour hackathon which begins today as well. DevFest runs all week, and features workshops […]

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Happy Name Day, NoCo!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 6 Comments

Today marks one year since Bwog deepened our romance with the Northwest Corner Building by polling you, dear readers, to find the perfect nickname. NoCo beat out such worthy contenders as “NWC,” “The Cheesegrater,” and “The Panopticon.” Whatever you want to call it, take a moment to raise a cup of Joe to our shiniest and most […]

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Bwoglines: College Problems Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 1 Comments

It’s another scandalous day in the Ivy League. Patrick Witt, the Yale quarterback who was lauded as a sports hero after he opted to play in the Harvard-Yale game rather than sit for his Rhodes Scholarship interview, has been accused of sexual assault. Turns out the Rhodes committee found out about the (unofficial) accusation and suspended […]

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Are Engineers Bad Great in Bed?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 42 Comments

It appears that our blue neighbors to the North have a serious problem: in an article published last Friday, Yale Daily News reports that Yale’s single men are “maybe-I’ll-just-eat-this-sandwich-instead” terrible at copulating! Bwog is keenly aware of the prevalent hook-up culture at Columbia, so we wondered, what about our men? A wild commenter has already done […]

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Welcome to 2004

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 26 Comments

Bad news, friends: we now have one less thing to bitch about. By the end of 2012, your Columbia-provided email address will change over from Cubmail to Gmail. That’s right—no more of this. According to Spec, to start, “50 to 80 students […] will be selected for the trial run by Shollenberger.” What we want […]

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Let Your Hair Down; Show a Little Ankle

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 2 Comments

Saturday night features the annual Dance Marathon in Lerner Party Space. Ass shaking will commence at 1 pm Saturday, and end at 7 am on Sunday. The event has been organized to raise awareness, and money, for the fight against pediatric AIDS. It seems like there will be some pretty good music, with Gavin Russom of LCD […]

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When It’s All a Sick Joke

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 8 Comments

Today, a few intrepid Columbia students unsatisfied by ethnically ambiguous dining hall offerings ventured into Hamilton 702 with open minds and empty stomachs for the supposed first lecture of a course entitled “Masterpieces of Western Food.” While immediately put off by the alarming lack of snacks, this audacious reporter stuck it out, for reasons of journalistic […]

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Chopped: Sophomore Slump Edition

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baby bwoggers
bwog chopped
Bwog: successfully avoiding food poisoning
straight fire in the kitchen
tbh we were bumping Drake’s new mixtape while cooking
who the fuck owns a colander??

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Bwoglines: Don’t Sleep On This Edition

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champagnepapi
honestly god bless
it's FRIDAYAAAAAY
nobody wanted to give bwog a press pass to see the pope
take barbie's thigh gap away!!
the pope is messing up our travel plans
theme of the weekend is new number who dis?

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A Study Space Of One’s Own

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be careful not to fall off those ledges though
bwog can personally attest that the 4th floor barnard hall armchairs are super comfy
bwog explores campus
bwog loves butler but bwog also loves places outside of butler
campus
finding a nice place to study on a campus of over five thousand people - it's a struggle
hide and seek
luckily bwog is here to help
the most awkward thing is when you cough in a reading room and everyone turns to silently judge you

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Would You Vote For This Candidate?

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barnard elections
ccsc elections
first-years
first-years and some sophomores actually
it's amazing how talented this class is
just like real politicians
one of these kids is probably going to be president someday how does that make you feel
remember to vote kids
student governement
they can make puns and nice facial expressions and even promises they're unlikely to be able to keep

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#TBT: The First World Leaders Forum

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#tbt
actually did putin even need a translator? was putin fluent in english at this point?
but the real question is: how did those snipers get onto the hamilton roof
could putin have taken lithum?
did his translator have to painstakingly explain to him that not all buildings called "library" in america are actually libraries
do you think putin was confused by the fact that cu has a building called low library that isn't a library
if putin visited london and stayed at the ritz hotel would he be ... putin on the ritz
russian snipers probably train in parkour cause they're hardcore
the next time you walk across low plaza remember that vladimir putin once also walked across low plaza

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Sounds Of CU: Hamilton Hall

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a ladies' room every three floors? what is this? 1820?
can we talk about those hamilton bathrooms though
do you think alexander hamilton had to climb this many stairs all the time
hamilton probably stayed in shape AND created the US financial system
if you listened to the hamilton musical while studying in hamilton would that help you pass your french exam or would it be so much hamilton your mind had to spontaneously combust
playlist
sounds of cu
they didn't have elevators in the 18th century
truly a role model for us all

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Bwoglines: Those Of Questionable Morals Are Still Redeemable Edition

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can you believe someone is keeping track of early human decapitations
if he visits columbia who will swipe the pope into jj's place
somewhere out there someone has a phd in archaeology with a specialization in decapitation and bwog wants to know who this person is
the barnard bears are mostly friendly bears
watch out for the pope
you'll probably get mauled if you claim women's colleges are useless though

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What’s Beeping In Hewitt?

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bwog loves conspiracy theories
Bwog prefers not using house labels
conspiracybwog
did you catch the very potter musical reference
Ginsberg gets Bwog through some hard times
hewitt > john jay
poetry puppet pals and the mysterious ticking noise
premed life
we love harry potter here at bwog
what do premeds even do

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