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Agony, Represented Numerically

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2012 75 Comments

If you’re still crying after discovering your lottery number yesterday, this may not help: Housing just recently posted the master lists of lottery numbers by UNI and priority number. Accordingly, through the magic of science, Bwog has again whipped up a little calculator to help you quantify exactly how screwed you are, which we can […]

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What? Cubmail is Evolving!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2012 11 Comments

As we heard in January, Google Apps (“Lionmail”) are slated to replace Cubmail. It’ll be called Lionmail, which is like cubs, but grown up. Everyone will get Lionmail by 2012, but 1000 lucky students will score it in mid-April, as part of the trial “Phase One.” If that interests you, sign up for the lottery that they […]

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Live At Lerner Presents: Juilliard Opera

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2012 4 Comments

Update: The dressing is balsamic not ranch, the dessert variety is extensive, and the line is halfway down the ramps. You should be here. And now for something totally different… After presenting Lerner-ers with a long run of fantastic bands, Live at Lerner will host students from Juilliard Opera today from 12 to 1 pm in the Lerner […]

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Bwoglines: Dropping It Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2012 4 Comments

Authorities have released the call that Trayvon Martin dropped seconds before he was shot by a Florida neighborhood watch volunteer. Meanwhile, Fox has dropped the ball on covering of story. (Reuters, Daily Beast) After a voter referendum, Virginia has dropped a law that would discourage women from seeking an abortion. (Politico) As the appeal of the legal […]

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Apply To Be Our Arts Editor

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 7 Comments

As the great William Shakespeare once wrote, “This above all: to thine own self be true. Apply to be the next Bwog Arts Editor.” Okay, so we kinda butchered that—which is why we need someone who knows about the arts ‘n stuff to join our staff and make sure we don’t do it again. So […]

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Everyone off the Ramps!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 5 Comments

Lerner was just evacuated after a fire alarm sounded. No need for real alarm, though, dear reader, as the entire Bwog staff was able to exit the building safely after that meeting you should’ve attended. When several of them tried to re-enter to find out what was going on, they were told to “just get […]

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From the Issue: Navel Gazing

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 7 Comments

Be on the lookout for the February issue of The Blue & White, on campus now! Bwog will again honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include the first part of a discussion on the Columbia School, an investigation into Columbia’s animal testing practices, and a talk […]

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Caption Contest: The Colors of Spring

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 10 Comments

Welcome back! Now that it’s time to exercise your minds again, it’s time to exercise your distraction capabilities! How long can you spend admiring this image and coming up with a clever comment to go with it? And because it’s about 80 degrees outside, this week’s picture comes with a symphony of colors and tap […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 1 Comments

We know you missed the spinny office chairs and unlimited grape choices of the SGO this past Sunday night. And, because we just can’t wait another 5 days, we’re meeting tonight at 8:30 pm! Same place, radically different time. If you can handle the change, then come share your spring break stories, bemoan your lottery […]

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DSpar Addresses Misogynistic Comments

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 72 Comments

The immediate and chaotic reaction to Obama’s decision to speak at Barnard’s Class Day may have died down over the past week and a half, but in an email sent to Barnard students this afternoon, DSpar reflects on its impetus: Thankfully, these attacks have now subsided, diluted by both the natural forces of attention entropy and […]

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Battle of the Collegiate Comedians

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 0 Comments

And unlike the weird clown photo you’ll see to the right, it’ll actually make you laugh! The National College Comedy Competition (sponsored, bizarrely, by Wendy’s) is on the hunt for the funniest college kid in America, and they’re making a stop here in good ‘ole New York. Columbia’s NCCC Comedy team faces up against NYU tonight […]

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SGA: Around the World in Nine Days

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 1 Comments

Exotic traveller Renée Kraiem returns to report on Monday’s SGA meeting. So here’s the good news: last night SGA welcomed distinguished guest DSpar, and a hearty crowd present to catch a glimpse of Barnard’s very own First Lady. Answering to a chorus of first-years lamenting “DSpar’s so far away!” from one end of the Diana Café, […]

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The Cathartic, Communal, Columbia Cry

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announcement
cu loves traditions
cu traditions
drown out the sounds of passing ambulances with your own voices
in which case congrats to you you're smart and will ace all your finals
nobody except nyu kids
primal scream
Reminder
there was one in wash square park this week but nobody went to that
unless you know
warning: ivy league shade
we hated even just typing that tag
you'll never know what tag we meant

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Bwog In Bed: Get Pumped Edition

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baby bend ova
bwog in bed
ew @ourselves
it’s the final push
let me see you take that final
never forget drake
soon you’re gonna be saying "it’s over it’s over i’m leaving I’m gone”
the final stretch
we’re so close fam

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Senior Wisdom: Shrey Jasani

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A little town called Midtown
Material trappings are dooming our society
Roti Rollllll
Sadly stress is the constant state of humans at CU
So few smiles to go around
That's a pretty deep answer to our oral sex vs cheese question

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From The Issue: Portrait Of The Artist

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'Utilize your youthful sexiness before it runs dry.'
All of our words are a labrynth
Erasing drawings is so stigmatized
Getting out of the labrynth
Has your sexiness run dry?
That pokemon fandom

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Tweet, Lion, Tweet

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"we couldn't beat the good Ivies" for some reason this is reminiscent of the ivy league snap story
bwog tries to understand sports
god bless the football team
we millenials only really comprehend or retain information when it's explained to us in tweet form

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Music To Sad Study To

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banks wore a cape when we saw her open for the weeknd
did you get the lana del rey reference in the title
is beach house still cool?
just tryna sad cry to joni
playlist
slow jamz
sorry if we just made you even more sad during finals

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In Defense Of: Not Studying At Butler

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butler
butler or panem? we just don't know
ido
In Defense Of
is betsy trying to stream jessica jones in the library
pro tip: find those black swivel chairs in butler 301 and use them as portable study stations so you don't need to fight over actual seats
tfw u start forgetting what ur bed looks like because u've slept in butler 301 for the past week
THE DREADED B-WORD
we bet some of you are at butler reading this right now

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Bwog In Bed: Key To Success Edition

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bwog in bed
bwog is trash for snapchat stories and historical musicals
forget bombing agrabah we want to move to agrabah so we can tap into the supply of young rich hot disney princes
if hamilton wrote the other 51 you can study for your goddamn environmental science final
overheard at barnard is a national treasure
THEY don't want you to know who THEY are
THEY don't want you to leave butler
THEY don't want you to succeed
when butler is still completely full at 4am and you lowkey lose your faith in the world

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