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Paunching Fruit for 24 Hours

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

This afternoon at 5 pm, campus improv group Fruit Paunch begins their annual 24 hour comedy show on Low Plaza. Stop by anytime before 5 pm tomorrow for a dose of irreverent and mildly awkward humor before the onset of the dark night. If you need a reason more compelling than forcing Bob and Eli to reenact […]

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Senior Wisdom: Boris Vassilev

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 27 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Boris Vassilev, Rockville, MD (Originally Sofia, Bulgaria), Columbia College, Physics and Creative Writing (I did it for the money.) Claim to Fame? Fame: Bwog’s last surviving copy editor. The only Eastern European, transfer science and humanities double major on campus. My heart chambers fire out of order. Infamy: The set of Fiddler on […]

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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]

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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]

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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]

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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]

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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]

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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.

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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]

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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 12 Comments

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:

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Don’t Forget To Eat And Get A Seat!

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 2 Comments

At Midnight Breakfast and Orgo Night, respectively! Despite some date-drama, the pre-finals breakfast will in fact be held tonight, as per tradition. Head over to LeFrak for a superhero-themed meal at 11 pm if you’re a Barnard senior, 11:30 if you’re a Barnard non-senior, and 12 if you’re a pleb. Also tonight: grab a seat […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television: Semester I

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 17 Comments

As we all rigorously master the Western canon of visual art, music, literature, and philosophy, we soon realize that there is surely one discipline missing from this list, one that we are perhaps best at studying for: television. But, because Bwog has a shorter attention span and more of a penchant for solipsism than that […]

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What’s Your Professor Doing on 4/20?

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#throwback
4/20
academia
it can be 4/20 whenever you want it to be don't let dates hold you back
kevin karn
otherwise how do you deal with pretentious cu students
our hs banned 'shades day' which coincidentally happened to always fall on 4/20
so many terrible puns in these event names
theoretical exercises
to the bullshitters of the future
we love memes
weed wednesday

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Divestment And Food Banks At A Brief GSSC Meeting

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"caused quite a stir"
can you even get to pupin from schermerhorn? or is that the joke
cdcj
divestment
Food Insecurity
General Studies Student Council
GS Food Bank
gssc

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Bwoglines: Big Apple Edition

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bilbla is the new prezbo
bwoglines
new york
post surf and turf regrets
tfw you thwart democracy bc surf and turf made you miss voting
the mounting feeling of panic as you realize finals are drawing near and u haven't started writing any of your three papers
who did you vote for
wild accusations

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The Turkish Enigma: Turkey, Syria, And Baklava!

Romane Thomas 0

"expert in terrorism" ya ok
@finn stop shouting out mike starr
@rachel no
Alexander Hamilton Society is really cool
free baklava
free food
free turkish delight and coffee
shoutout to Deniz and John too
shoutout to Mike Starr
terrorism isn't objective

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SGA Endorses New TA Hiring Policy, Orgo Night, And Ombudsperson

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barnard TA hiring policy
cumb wins
finally the people that protest CUMB can shut up
good job SGA
no real surprises here
ombudsperson on the way
remember to vote kids
senate updates
the band always wins
we guess elections pushed SGA to do something

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Barnard Students To Officially Receive JJ’s Access Next Year

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barnard
barnard meal plan
barnard students 4 jj's justice
diana
imagine how packed jj's will be on thursday nights now!!!!!
Jamba Juice!
jj's place
JJs

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Prospie Personalities: Already Found A Dealer

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LEGALIZE COCAINE
lift the federal prohibition of marijuana
prospie archetypes
prospie personalities
seriously there are worse things that you could do than weed
some of us were definitely not like this
some of us were maybe like this
this is what happens when 20% of the school is from california

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New ESC, Who Dis?

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definitive ranking of council work: CCSC>ESC>GSSC>Spec>SGA
esc
esc does stuff
even when ESC doesn't do much they still do more than SGA
sorry sga
updates on updates
we only speak the truth

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